Yo mama’s so short she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama’s so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama’s so short she poses for trophies
Yo mama’s so short You could see her feet on her driver’s licencse
Yo mama’s so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo mama’s so skinny I gave ger a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma
Yo mama’s so skinny if she had dreads I’s grab her by the ankles and use
her to mop the floor
Yo mama’s so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant
Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama’s so small, the side of the Greyhound bus has a puppy
Yo mama’s so tall she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun
Yo mama’s so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama’s so tall, if she did a back-flip she’d kick Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama’s so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
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yo mamas so tall she did jumping jacks and burnt her hand from the sun
Comment by frank — October 28, 2009 @ 6:37 pm