Yo Mama’s So Poor …
Yo mama’s so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked
her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
Yo mama’s so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama’s so poor your tv got 2 channels: on and off
Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama’s so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other
people’s fingers.
Yo mama’s so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama’s so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man
farted!
Yo mama’s so poor, when Yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.
Yo mama’s so poor, Yo family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo daddy so poor that if he didn’t wake up with a hard-on, he had nothing
to play with all day.
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