Yo mama’s so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li’l Mary will never amount to anything”.
Yo mama’s so old I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead.
Yo mama’s so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama’s so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block
Yo mama’s so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama’s so old she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo mama’s so old she’s got Jesus’ beeper number.
Yo mama’s so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama’s so old when god said “let there be light” she was there to flick the switch
Yo mama’s so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing
Yo mama’s so old when she reads the bible she reminisces
Yo mama’s so old, her birthday’s expired.
Yo mama’s so old, she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she farts out dust.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to babysit Jesus.
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Comment by Antivirus Tester — January 1, 2010 @ 3:13 pm