Yo mama’s so black every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on
Yo mama’s so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water would turn into coffee
Yo mama’s so black she bleeds smoke
Yo mama’s so black she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama’s so black she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama’s so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime
Yo mama’s so black when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has
on leather pants
Yo mama’s so black when the police shot at her the bullets came back for
flashlights
Yo mama’s so black when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill.
Yo mama’s so black, if they put you in a bottle You’d be a Pepsi
Yo mama’s so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she’s gotta wear white
gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
Yo mama’s so black if she had a red light she’d be a beeper.
Yo family’s so black when they hold hands look like a stretch limo
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YO MAMA SO BLACK WHEN HER AND HER FREINDS DECIDED TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK IN THE DARK
HER FREINDS WAS LIKE DAMN THIS BITCH IS EVEN HARD TO FIND LMFAO!!!!
Comment by DA QUEEN — September 5, 2009 @ 9:25 pm
yo mamas so black when you were born you 2 had 2 b seperated untill u werent scared of the dark.
Comment by Rhian Mesler — June 14, 2010 @ 9:41 am
haha btw tht jokes mine not his (RHIAN MESLER) G-mike 2o10! FiFa WorLd Cup!
Comment by Rhian Mesler not — June 14, 2010 @ 9:42 am