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April 21, 2010

THE greatest segment in recorded TV History!



 

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March 5, 2010

The Quants: How a New Breed of Math Whizzes Conquered Wall Street and Nearly Destroyed It – by Scott Patterson



 
“Beware of geeks bearing formulas.”
–Warren Buffett
 
In March of 2006, the world’s richest men sipped champagne in an opulent New York hotel.  They were preparing to compete in a poker tournament with million-dollar stakes, but those numbers meant nothing to them.  They were accustomed to risking billions.  
 
At the card table that night was Peter Muller, an eccentric, whip-smart whiz kid who’d studied theoretical mathematics at Princeton and now managed a fabulously successful hedge fund called PDT…when he wasn’t playing his keyboard for morning commuters on the New York subway.  With him was Ken Griffin, who as an undergraduate trading convertible bonds out of his Harvard dorm room had outsmarted the Wall Street pros and made money in one of the worst bear markets of all time.  Now he was the tough-as-nails head of Citadel Investment Group, one of the most powerful money machines on earth. There too were Cliff Asness, the sharp-tongued, mercurial founder of the hedge fund AQR, a man as famous for his computer-smashing rages as for his brilliance, and Boaz Weinstein, chess life-master and king of the credit default swap, who while juggling $30 billion worth of positions for Deutsche Bank found time for frequent visits to Las Vegas with the famed MIT card-counting team.  
 
On that night in 2006, these four men and their cohorts were the new kings of Wall Street.  Muller, Griffin, Asness, and Weinstein were among the best and brightest of a  new breed, the quants.  Over the prior twenty years, this species of math whiz –technocrats who make billions not with gut calls or fundamental analysis but with formulas and high-speed computers– had usurped the testosterone-fueled, kill-or-be-killed risk-takers who’d long been the alpha males the world’s largest casino.  The quants believed that a dizzying, indecipherable-to-mere-mortals cocktail of differential calculus, quantum physics, and advanced geometry held the key to reaping riches from the financial markets.  And they helped create a digitized money-trading machine that could shift billions around the globe with the click of a mouse.  
 
Few realized that night, though, that in creating this unprecedented machine, men like Muller, Griffin, Asness and Weinstein had sowed the seeds for history’s greatest financial disaster.  
 
Drawing on unprecedented access to these four number-crunching titans, The Quants tells the inside story of what they thought and felt in the days and weeks when they helplessly watched much of their net worth vaporize – and wondered just how their mind-bending formulas and genius-level IQ’s had led them so wrong, so fast.  Had their years of success been dumb luck, fool’s gold, a good run that could come to an end on any given day?  What if The Truth they sought — the secret of the markets — wasn’t knowable? Worse, what if there wasn’t any Truth?
 
In The Quants, Scott Patterson tells the story not just of these men, but of Jim Simons, the reclusive founder of the most successful hedge fund in history; Aaron Brown, the quant who used his math skills to humiliate Wall Street’s old guard at their trademark game of Liar’s Poker, and years later found himself with a front-row seat to the rapid emergence of mortgage-backed securities; and gadflies and dissenters such as Paul Wilmott, Nassim Taleb, and Benoit Mandelbrot.  
 
With the immediacy of today’s NASDAQ close and the timeless power of a Greek tragedy, The Quants is at once a masterpiece of explanatory journalism, a gripping tale of ambition and hubris…and an ominous warning about Wall Street’s future.

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March 3, 2010

CNN’s Rick Sanchez at his apoplectic best [Video: The Uninformant | The Daily Show | Comedy Central]



 

Haven’t seen him this good since the taser!

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January 14, 2010

[Why Neoconservative Pundits Love Jon Stewart -- Daily Intel] good read

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Back in April, when the debate over torture was roaring, Jon Stewart invited Cliff May, a national-security hawk and former spokesman for the Republican Party, to come on The Daily Show and defend waterboarding. May was hesitant. He thought Stewart would paint him as a crazy extremist. The audience would jeer. It would be a disaster. “I was apprehensive about going on, even though I’ve been on TV for a dozen years,” says May. “A lot of my friends told me: ‘Don’t do it. You’re meat going into the sausage factory.’”

But May had a change of heart after soliciting advice from his friend Bill Kristol, editor of the Weekly Standard. “Kristol told me: ‘You’ll be pleasantly surprised. He doesn’t take cheap shots. Jon is smart. You’ll do just fine.’” Kristol proved to be right. Stewart’s interview of May — a crackling, lengthy debate about where to draw the line between freedom and security — produced one of the most clarifying discussions about torture on television. “Literally, this is the best conversation I’ve had on this subject anywhere,” May told Stewart.

“There is genuine intellectual curiosity,” May told New York. “He’s a staunch liberal, but he’s a thoughtful liberal, and I respect that.” May isn’t the only conservative gushing about Stewart. While the movement professes a disdain for the “liberal media elite,” it has made an exception for the true-blue 46-year-old comedian. “He always gives you a chance to answer, which some people don’t do,” says John Bolton, President Bush’s ambassador to the United Nations and a Fox News contributor, who went on the show last month. “He’s got his perspective, but he’s been fair.” Says Bolton: “In general, a lot of the media, especially on the left, has lost interest in debate and analysis. It has been much more ad hominem. Stewart fundamentally wants to talk about the issues. That’s what I want to do.”

I simply boil it down to this – Cable news (and journalism in general to some extent) has failed us intellectually the way Wall Street and the Federal Government have failed us financially. So in times of exasperation we turn to the comedians – and learn a little something in the process.

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January 12, 2010

Yoo Can’t Be Serious: John Yoo on The Daily Show #tds

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January 8, 2010

Calvin Trillin on The Daily Show in 2006 Predicting Underwear Bomber

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November 23, 2009

Farcical: Iran Intel says Maziar Bahari’s spy contact was Jason Jones of The Daily Show?



 

Video: Jason Jones: Behind the Veil – Minarets of Menace

Simply amazing. What’s next? Wyatt Cenac’s feature on Sonia Sotomayor gets her high school teacher arrested in the Bronx?

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November 17, 2009

Best. Daily Show Segment. Ever. Geraldo Rivera’s now the Pope Leo at a news network of Huns.

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Loved the Martha Stewart trial memories with the waving of the red scarves. That should have been the warning that the global markets were about to crash.

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September 18, 2009

Keep Fucking That Chicken

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saw this on the Daily Show (oh how I’ve missed you, Daily Show):

Only on Fox! Anastos – is that Greek :)

And of course here’s the apology:

might be offended? How about the FCC?!? And then there’s this video from the past

which IMO doesn’t paint them in a very professional light at all – especially the on camera laughing and audio after they sign off. I mean, don’t you cut the mics right when the music starts? Don’t you wait for the mics to be cut before you bust out laughing at a “dot cock” cock-up? Lovely.

Keep fucking that cock, everyone

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September 12, 2009

My 9/12 Teabagging Protest

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Like my Teabagging friends, I’m also protesting the President on this 9/12

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Headlines – Metaphorical Map Quest
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political Humor Healthcare Protests

On the way to the Fertile Gardens of Liberty, when you get to the Slausson cutoff, get out of your car and cut off your slausson.

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