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April 29, 2010

Barca-Inter Picspasm starring Busquets, Valdes, Muntari, and Mourinho



 

and then they turned on the sprinklers!

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January 12, 2010

Goodbye Setanta. Hello Fox Soccer Plus (via @epltalk)

Filed under: ESPN, Fox, Premiership, Soccer, TV, UEFA Champions League — Tags: , , , — webadmin @ 6:51 pm


 

Fox Soccer Plus will begin showing Premier League games on the weekend of March 6, as well as FA Cup quarter-finals and Serie A. The Premier League has yet to finalize the TV schedule, so it’s not known at press time which matches will be televised. Also, Fox Soccer Plus will be broadcast in HD.

Fox Soccer Plus will be offered to video providers across the country and be available to viewers as a premium service. No price has been specified but I wouldn’t be surprised if the monthly fee would be $15.

I still want to see how games are partitioned (I would hope that FSP isn’t just like Setanta) but it seems like I will upgrade to HD around March 1!

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August 26, 2009

WORST. PHOTOSHOP. EVER.



 

Multiply

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 – 10:52 AM EDT “Software giant Microsoft Corp. is apologizing for altering a photo on its Web site to change the race of one of the people shown in the picture,” The Associated Press reports.

“A photo on the Seattle-based company’s U.S. Web site shows two men, one Asian and one black, and a white woman seated at a conference room table. But on the Web site of Microsoft’s Polish business unit, the black man’s head has been replaced with that of a white man,” AP reports. “The color of his hand remains unchanged.”

is that not THE WORST photoshop job you’ve ever seen? Methinks they used MS Paint instead!

Well maybe it’s time for us people of color to respond with some Polish jokes. So here’s one:

Artur Boruc. What a joke.

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May 29, 2009

Proof that ESPN Hates the Beautiful Game



 

John Anderson, the typical Sportscenter knob who stumbles through Champions League highlights and names and terms, finally admits – ON ABC’S YOUTUBE CHANNEL – that he hates footy. Are you kidding me? And you want ME to support watching any soccer on ESPN?!? Or any Disney properties?

Fuck That! Come on FSC and Fox!



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April 17, 2009

We’ll Only Sorta Miss You, Tommy Smyth.



 

Since FSC won the Champions League rights away from ESPN recently, everyone’s been speculating on the futures of Derek Rae and Tommy Smyth as commentators. I really hope to still hear Derek Rae around as he’s been the voice of the Champions League for me, even if he’s been shackled by ESPN’s constraints.

Tommy Smyth, on the other hand? He does grate on you after a while. Seemingly the quintessential ESPN buffoon in the vein of Dick Vitale or Lou Holtz. This piece in the Guardian explores Smyth’s haters, his catchphrase and why he is possibly the most hated football commentator in history. But the takeaway for me was this admittedly guffaw-inducing line from the 2002 World Cup in Korea/Japan about the naturalized black Polish player Emmanuel Olisadebe – a.k.a. the sore thumb!

“Like my mother said to me: ‘If your cat had kittens inside an oven, would you call them scones?’”

BRILLIANT!

Even if it described half the US team in the 90’s.

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April 5, 2009

Why I’m glad that FSC won the UEFA Champions League rights away from ESPN



 

Details of FOX Sports/ Setanta UEFA Champions League Packages | Major League Soccer Talk

# Fox Sports Net will air 16 Tuesday matches from the qualifying rounds in August until the semifinal. Areas without an FSN owned station will probably see the matches on an FSN affiliate like CSN or Sun Sports, for example.
# Fox Soccer Channel will show two live games per week and three games on tape delay during the group stages.
# Setanta will have two live games each week during the group stages.
# FOX is looking into the possibility of using on site commentators from the international feed.
# FSC will have live pre and post game shows as well as a daily 30 minute wrap up show.
# The final for each of the three seasons of this package will be shown on Fx in HD. Fx is in as many homes nationally than ESPN 2
# Setanta will be re-launching its broadband product next month with enhanced video quality.

Despite the fact that ESPN2 is in more households, is on the analog/lower tier of most cable offerings, and is in more hotels, The detail overlooked here is that as an overall broadcasting strategy we need to look at this more as ESPN, ESPN Classic, and ESPN Deportes vs FX, FSN, Fox Soccer Channel and Fox Sports en Espanol. FSN will be used much like ESPN2 is used now – to show the first choice live game and is available is just as many homes as ESPN2, though not as many hotels. And FSC’s distribution is comparable to ESPN Classic, and better than ESPN Deportes – which has to be purchased with a Spanish Pack on most systems. Plus FX (where the CL Final will be shown) and some of the regional FSNs have HD channels – and FSC is supposed to be accelerating their HD timetable to the end of this year, not next.

I think this is a net positive for soccer fans. It’s yet to be determined whether or not it helps the popularity of the sport. But I do know that all those people who bought ESPN Deportes for Champions League coverage will soon be cancelling. After all the talk about ESPN raising their profile in the sport and even chasing the European market, they ended up lowbidding on the UK Prem rights and apparently on the US and Latin American CL rights. I expect similar with the US Prem rights. Which means they’d be out of the soccer business in the US with the exception of the World Cup and USMNT. ESPN Deportes suddenly becomes worthless for footy-crazy english-speaking viewers.

If Fox Sports as a collective does this right, they could do something for the sport which ESPN couldn’t because of all their other commitments. Given the fact that there are not a lot of competing live programming at 19:45 GMT on weekdays across the FSN network, there’ll be no danger of losing games because of the World Baseball Classic or the Masters or some other sport this demographic cares about. FSN has a lot of pre-produced content that can be moved around easily. The same goes for FX – so no worries about other programming running over and interfering with the start – esp for that Saturday CL final. Can you imagine if there’s a college baseball game that pinches the start of the CL final!?!?

Also, I doubt the Fox brains will homogenize and ruin production (or that UEFA will let them) with overly NFL/MLB-ized graphics and features and crap – something ESPN seemed ready and willing to do (remember the Beckham cam?). If indeed they take the CL International feeds instead of having Max Bretos call the games then we would only have to suffer through a pregame show – which I doubt will be that bad. The other good thing is that Derek Rae would be a spectacular get for FSC to call games wherever games need to be called. No more distracting ticker with Brett Favre and Alex Rodriguez nonsense. No more ruining the upcoming taped game with ill-timed highlights. And no more chopping off time from tape-delayed airings.

On top of it, who’s to say that grabbing these rights wouldn’t mean that FSC/Fox Sports Intl. couldn’t be an exporter of content to other countries (Caribbean, Australia, South Africa) in the future? Who says that Presspass-type show couldn’t be “acquired” and produced by Fox and run given exposure in one of those various timeslots on the FSN networks – like before Best Damned and after The [insert college football coach name here] Show? I’m sure Bobby McMahon and Fox Football Fone-in segments could be packaged together into something creative.

Of course Rae could also go to GolTV and improve their rag tag bunch. And he could still work for ESPN for the World Cup. What else is he going to do in Bristol? I bet he won’t even broadcast the CL Final on-site like he did last year. OK – I understand he has other work for ESPN Intl, but still.

But the thing I’m most salivating over is possibly being able to, in the group stages and round of 16, going 4-wide with the TVs in the man-cave with different simultaneous LIVE matches on FSE (w/SAP), FSC, FSN and Setanta!! IN ENGLISH!!!

THAT would not suck.

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January 14, 2009

The Roundup from 2009-01-14



 
  • ESPN Insider Confirms UK Premier League TV Bid http://tr.im/6uxz “Out goes HO-LY SHIT! [FSC]. In comes ESPN for U.S. TV rights” #

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June 27, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-06-27



 

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May 23, 2008

John Terry Jokes



 

John Terry JokesI can’t imagine what the jokes about Ronaldo would be like if Terry would have made his kick.

One plane ticket to Moscow…£239.
One night accommodation in Moscow…£159.
Watching John Terry throw it all away…priceless

Samaritans are offering counseling to all Chelsea fans. Call 0800 101010 – that’s 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

Police this morning reported to Avram Grant that there had been a break in at the Bridge. Avram asked “were there any cups stolen?” “No Sir,” the policeman replied. “They didn’t make it to the kitchen!”

Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: “We’re forever blowing Doubles.”

Did you hear about the new ‘Chelsea Bra’? Lots of support but no cups.

Ryan Giggs speaking about the Champions League cup: “It’s like a Chocolate Orange – It’s not Terry’s, it’s mine!”

The Verve have released a tribute song to John Terry after his penalty blunder. It’s called ‘The Studs Don’t Work’.

Its lashing it down with rain in Moscow, poor old Avram Grant is soaked… mainly from John Terry’s tears.

John Terry is going to start making is own brand of vodka – made in England but bottled in Russia.

Stamford bridge a European Cup free zone.

Missing: 1 x Bottle
Last Seen: 21st May, Moscow
If found please return to: John Terry, Stamford Bridge, London.

Heard about the John Terry tyre? Excellent durability but not so good in the wet!

Good news: Josef Fritzel, the Austrian cellar rapist will be given the death penalty.
Bad news: John Terry is going to take it!

Why can’t you get a cup of tea at the Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford.

John Terry always listens to the same song before a game – Born Slippy.

Penalty Taking For Dummies

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May 22, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-05-22



 
  • Chelsea fans riot after match | The Sun http://tinyurl.com/4kv87z … riot in London! Tremendous! At least they kept the hooliganism at home #
  • Jim Webb Speaks Out On Race, Addresses Grievances Of White America – Politics on The Huffington Post http://tinyurl.com/5aqhuw interesting #
  • “Black America and Scots-Irish America are like tortured siblings. There’s a saying: ‘if you’re poor and white, you’re out of sight.’” #
  • “If this cultural group could get at the same table as black America you could rechange populist American politics.” #
  • This carnival of the senses is why they all want more http://tinyurl.com/6rlhop hilarious quote in this article about Moscow’s residents … #
  • re: the Champions League Final – “At an hour when football should be tucked up in bed, a city of endless frowns pulled a grateful smile.” #

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