February 13, 2008

Arsenal: The Soul Of English Football

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You know - I see a lot written and said about how Arsenal with their foreign manager and lack of English talent are ruining the Premier League and the soul of English football. Similar comments were made when Fabio Capello was hired as England manager - xenophobic, to be sure. Then when the Premier League unveiled their plan to go International, the same complaints came up yet again. But why? Sue Mott wrote an interesting article in the Telegraph proclaiming that while Premier League boss Richard Scudamore was a blight on the soul of the game for the average fan, he was no idiot, and that there must be something afoot. Something on the order of stemming a breakaway league or an individual TV rights:

There is no doubt that Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United and Liverpool would find a lucrative market abroad. With their glossy foreign players and three out of four foreign managers, the next logical step would be to have training bases and matches abroad, perhaps one day soon? in a global Super League which invites the likes of Real Madrid, Inter Milan and, if money is the only language, LA Galaxy to join in.

Perhaps this is the vision that terrifies the Premier League stragglers, all 16 of them. They fear the day that the supreme artists of domestic football, the money-makers and rakers of the Premier League, move on to a more natural habitat on the French Riviera or a purposely-bought Caribbean Island. Anything to cling on to the coattails of that little goldmine. Anything is better than languishing in the remnants of decapitated, land-locked English football.

Look at it. Manchester United have record revenues but profits only enough to cover their enormous debt. Chelsea is seemingly never going to balance the books and keep winning titles. Liverpool is as mortgaged as the entire west coast of California. Then you have Alex Ferguson ducking out after his city came to a standstill to honor their fallen so he could promote a tour in South Africa or wherever it was … only a few weeks after taking his team to play a testimonial in Saudi Arabia in the middle of a week of a busy season. These new foreign owners are not about breaking even. They’re about making a profit, and doing it in whatever way possible. Including an integrity-compromised 39th fixture.

As an Arsenal supporter, it would be nice to have more access to my team here in the US, but I understand. However, it should be noted that of the Big 4, Arsenal are the only ones with majority English ownership and direction, a solid business and operating structure, and with an Academy producing English talent that aren’t hemorrhaging cash and chasing dollars 4 and 5 timezones away. As Obi Wan in Star Wars would say, “These are not the droids you are looking for.”

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  • December 3, 2007

    Scattered Thoughts on 2007-12-03

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    • Great tribute to Sean Taylor - the Redskins initially line up in a “Missing Man” formation on D: http://tinyurl.com/ywcdn4 #
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    November 18, 2007

    Mini Blog for 2007-11-18

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    November 9, 2007

    LA Beckhams Get New Coach

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    So while the Chicago Cuauhtemoc Blancos were eliminated from the playoffs last night by New England, the big news in MLS was the Galaxy announcing a big name signing as their new head coach to match their big name player.

    [Ruud] Gullit has supreme confidence, a healthy ego and an unshakeable belief in his own abilities. While there may be no perfect candidate for the unique position of coaching the Galaxy, he seems to meet most of the prerequisites.

    As former coach Frank Yallop found, plenty of scenarios will occur where it is easy to doubt yourself. No other manager in the league has to deal with the kind of pressure, scrutiny and expectation as those that hang over the Home Depot Center.

    If track record is anything to go by, then Gullit will not question himself too often. As a player, he prided himself in making the right choices and the end result was a European Championship, two Champions League medals and three Italian Serie A championships with AC Milan.

    Yallop ended up with the expansion San Jose Earthquakes and that’s exactly where Landon Donovan may also end up. But interestingly enough Pele thinks the Beckham situation was poorly executed.

    In marketing terms, Beckham’s move has been a huge success but Pele fears the momentum will be lost because the former Manchester United and Real Madrid star is a midfielder and not a regular goalscorer.

    Brazil World Cup legend Pele knows plenty of the US soccer scene having been part of the New York Cosmos side which briefly enjoyed popularity in the 1970s.

    Pele said: ‘They announced him as a scorer of goals. He isn’t a goalscorer - that was a mistake.’

    The thing is - would you rather have the goals in silence or the publicity. MLS need the attention to get the return on investment. Unlike Pele’s day, the product leaguewide is pretty decent. Hence ESPN’s promo line “You’re a fan, you just don’t know it yet.” Pele’s myopic continues:

    Pele is keen for soccer to take off in the United States but feels for development to continue, restrictions on player movement and wages now need to be lifted completely.

    Pele, 67, said: ‘This was one of the mistakes - they have to give freedom to the owners of the teams to buy the players and (chose) which players they want to put (out).

    ‘The big mistake in the league now is to control the level of the teams. If they opened this up, it would be much better.’

    Again - part of the reason the MLS is successful is because they’re controlling the spending owners of their owners in an uncertain market. As Alan Greenspan would say, irrational exuberance will only lead to a quick economic downturn - the same kind of downturn that Pele’s NASL saw in the 70’s when the Cosmos were the only team making money.

    Now you have Beckham in LA, Landicakes probably in San Jose, Blanco in Chicago, Barros Schelotto in Columbus, Angel in New York, etc … as well as American stars like Eddie Johnson and Taylor Twellman. The ideal situation would be to grow the league to the point where the quality of play rises, more solid Europeans and South Americans come here instead of Europe and more American stars can stay home and get the same level of competition as they can overseas.

    And of course part of that would include making sure the marquis LA and New York franchises have big names and a good product on the field. We’ll see who New York brings in to replace Bruce Arena.

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    November 3, 2007

    MLS Goals Of The Season

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    September 29, 2007

    Another great step for MLS

    Filed under: Chivas, DC United, MLS, Soccer — La Bestia @ 2:33 am
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    Yes - the MLS has arrived. And the Mexican teams aren’t happy about it.

    Guadalajara fired manager Jose Manuel de la Torre on Friday with the club mired in fourth place in its Mexican league group and two days after it lost to U.S. club D.C. United in the Copa Sudamericana.Efrain Flores, who worked for the Chivas as a coordinator for the development teams, will replace de la Torre.

    Team vice president Nestor de la Torre and general director Juan Frangie said de la Torre was dismissed because of differences of opinion, the team’s poor performance recently and a drop in attendance.

    “Chivas are 101 years old,” Frangie said. “We have a very solid structure in place, and this will continue. We’re sad to see the coach go, but this will not stop the Chivas. We’ll be champions.”

    Of course DC United still has to play the second leg in Guadalajara which, at least in the CONCACAF Champions Cup matches, has been the death knell. But one can dare to dream!

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