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February 19, 2010

I was wrong. THIS is the best Deadspin #nbchate comment EVER!

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From: Maureen W.
Date: Thu, Feb 18, 2010 at 1:39 AM
Subject: I hate you bald fat fuck
To: dick.ebersol@nbcuni.com
Cc: ajd@deadspin.com

Dear dickface,

I lost my job several months ago. My mother just died. I had a fucking tumor removed from my fucking lady business recently. and do you know what’s worse than all that? YOUR TOTAL FUCKING DISREGARD FOR SPORT. My husband & I both love the Olympics, and you have absolutely mother fucking ruined them for us (both of us being smack dab in the center of your target demographic, by the way. Just a couple of white people with money to burn, looking to enjoy the world’s greatest sports competition and find out what we should purchase next with all of our disposable income). We live two goddamned hours from Vancouver, imagine our surprise when we discovered that people in fucking brooklyn would be watching events live, while we poor idiots on the ENTIRE WEST COAST could all just suck what I assume is your non-functional cock until you felt like showing them to us. Guess what Dick? ITS NOT 1963!! FUCK YOU and the shit “job” that you do there. NBC fucked me on Conan, and now you are fucking me on the Olympics. I’m all fucked out Dick – I’m done with you and your whole shitty crew. Enjoy the total irrelevance your stupidty and incompetence has guaranteed you and your “industry.”

If you have anything to say in your defense, please feel more than free to email a reply. Just ask your assistant how to turn on your computer. You do have a computer right? You totally should, its a really good place to get live coverage of the Olympics.

Fuck you,
Maureen Whitney

p.s. we remember the turd you laid called the XFL, Dick. Everyone remembers.

Ahhh the Olympics brings out the best in all of us!

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best Deadspin #nbchate comment EVER!

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myotherrideisyourmom:

Ok, it’s bad enough that NBC’s Olympic coverage makes me want to gouge out my fucking eyeballs. However, the bigger issue is here that no one warned me that I would also have to listen to Cris ass face fucking Collinsworth in addition to dealing with NBC’s bullshit. It’s like some bizarre form of torture. This ass pirate has already completely ruined Sunday night football and let’s not forget that every time I want to play Madden I have to mute the damn TV. Now I have to listen to him shoot the shit with Bob Costas and offer his two cents on the Olympic events. YOU WERE A FUCKING FOOTBALL PLAYER! What the hell do you know about luge, bobsledding or alpine skiing? It’s like the perfect shit storm. You can’t watch the Olympics live and then you get audibly raped by that douche bag!

Hilarious!

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February 16, 2010

FUNBC – [Afternoon Olympic Update: Worst Olympics Ever - Vancouver 2010 - Deadspin]

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It’s Day 4 and I’m ready to call it. This Olympics sucks.

NBC boasted about their 800 hours of television coverage for Vancouver 2010, which sure sounds like a lot until you realize what they are actually broadcasting. Take today’s schedule for instance. Five of their six Olympics networks were dark this afternoon. The one actually showing sports didn’t start until 1 p.m. and then dazzled us with … cross-country skiing. Not the cool kind with guns, but the lame kind that isn’t even a race because the start times are staggered and one woman finishes then has to wait and see if someone can beat her, which they usually don’t. Also snowboard cross qualifying—which again is basically the most exiting, thrill-packed racing event minus the actual racing.

Oh well, I thought. It’s probably the best they can do for a Monday morning in Vancouver. That must have been all that was happening out there on this particular day. Until I turned over to MSNBC and saw … downhill medals! Bode Miller got a bronze! Was there any mention of that during the mind-numbing conversation between Brian Williams and Zombie Al Michaels on NBC TV? You bet your ass there wasn’t.

So NBC’s web properties are perfectly willing to live in the 21st Century, but the TV is still going to pretend that tape delay is just as exciting as live. (And it is, as long as you don’t go online to find out what’s on NBC tonight.) It’s an old complaint, but one that I’m still amazed we have to make. Why not let the people who want to watch events live, watch them live and let people who have day jobs choose whether they want spoilers or not? Are we animals?

Plus! The snow still sucks (it was colder in Dallas yesterday than it was in B.C.), skaters are getting death threats, billionaire internet scam artists are actually making judges look shady, and finely tuned elite athletes are being rewarded for their heroics with celebratory couches? Brainstorm! How about Olympic medals made out of double cheeseburgers! Your ribs are showing through those jump suits, beanpole!

Oh, and a guy died. This whole thing is pretty depressing, if you ask me.

Kumartishvili’s death? his fault. The weather? God’s fault. Not wanting to watch events live? Our fault. NBC and the Olympic committee are just doing what they do – i.e. spinning every story so we unconsciously lower our expectations of what the games should be about – namely collateral damage and restricted video highlights.

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February 14, 2010

Luge Crash Video

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Olympic luger dies on track where speed caused concern – CNN.com

(CNN) — The death of a Georgian luge athlete Friday ahead of the opening of the 2010 Winter Olympics occurred amid concerns about the speed of the record-setting track at the Whistler Sliding Center, according to a Georgian official. “There were some questions asked by other athletes even before this tragic accident,” said Nikolas Rurua, Georgia’s deputy minister for culture and sports, adding that there had been several crashes in the same area. “But at this moment it would be premature for me to jump to any conclusions.”

Nodar Kumaritashvili, 21, was on his final official training run when he had a “serious crash” near the end of the 4,500-foot-long course and was propelled off the track, according to the International Olympic Committee. Video of the crash shows Kumaritashvili lying motionless after being thrown from his sled and striking a steel pole as he was coming out of the course’s last turn. He was given CPR by medical staff on site before being transported to a hospital where doctors were unable to revive him, the IOC said.



YouTube – Bow and Luge

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March 19, 2009

The Only Truly Missing Olympic Sport: Corruption

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Suspect in Poisoned Spy Case May Run for Mayor of Olympic Town

The prime suspect in the poisoning death of former Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko is poised to run for mayor of the Russian city of Sochi, which will host the 2014 Winter Olympics.

Authorities in the U.K. have recommended charging Andrei Lugovoi in the 2006 murder, in which a radioactive chemical was placed into a hotel teapot, but the Russians have said they would deny any extradition requests for Lugovoi.

Litvinenko, a former spy living in London, was murdered in November 2006 when he was poisoned with a deadly amount of Polonium-210 while drinking tea at London’s Millennium Hotel.

British investigators concluded, based on forensic evidence and intelligence reports, that the murder was a “state-sponsored” assassination orchestrated by Russian security services. Litvinenko was an outspoken critic of the Kremlin.

Russian officials, as well as Lugovoi himself, have denied any involvement in the murder.

Since the murder, Lugovoi, a former KGB bodyguard, has become a member of Russian Parliament and his bid for mayor will reportedly be backed by the Liberal Democratic Party.

Sochi is a resort town in the south of Russia. The 2014 games are the first to be hosted by Russia.

Litvinenko’s widow, Marina, released a statement today saying that should Lugovoi win, she would call for a boycott of the games.

“I would personally go from country to country to county urging people not to go to an event hosted by a murderer,” she said.

A Bungled Murder

In the investigation following Litvinenko’s murder, British officials said some 128 people were discovered to have had “probable contact” with Polonium-210, including at least eight hotel staff members and one guest. None displayed symptoms of radiation poisoning, but at least 13 tested at a level for which there may be long-term health effects.

For this reason, officials consider the murder to have been badly bungled. According to intelligence reports from the time, Russian officials did not expect the source of the poisoning to be discovered.

unreal

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August 24, 2008

Tonight’s News Today

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Thanks again to NBC for their tape delay strategy. They sat there on the set of the Today show, where all the news and even the cultural exchange pieces are more watered down than the soda at Magic Johnson’s theaters (allegedly), and talked about “tonight’s closing ceremonies” when they were either happening behind them at the time (8pm local time) or they had pre-taped the entire Today show. God help them if Joe Biden had punched Barack Obama in the mean time – their transitions to and from the news desk would have been way too cheery. Or maybe they taped a “sad” transition too.

Anyways … on to the show – almost a reverse of the Hong Kong handover!

Beckham sets ball rolling towards London 2012

BEIJING, Aug 24 (Reuters) – China unveiled an extravagant farewell to the Olympics on Sunday and David Beckham, the world’s most famous soccer player, said hello by kicking a ball to start the countdown to London 2012.

The appearance of Beckham on top of a red double-decker bus that unfolded into a hedge-clipped silhouette of London sent 91,000 fans into a frenzy in the futuristic Bird’s Nest stadium.

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A grinning Beckham kicked the ball off the top of the bus into the hands of a delighted Games volunteer.

The London segment was woven into a spectacular closing ceremony that wrapped up a $43 billion Games designed to showcase China’s might, modernity and sporting prowess.

… as well as their authoritarian rule, communist culture of cheating, and their opposition to free press and protest.

A ring of fireworks exploded round the rim of the stadium. Two giant drums were hoisted into the sky with two pairs of suspended drummers thumping out a hypnotic beat.

The stadium was turned into a kaleidscope of glittering colours with 200 acrobats taking giant leaps and somersaulting across a stage on spring-heeled stilts.

Birds Nest Closing Ceremony Beijing

Launching a huge party to wrap up the greatest sporting show on earth, thousands of athletes poured in from all four corners of the stadium, blowing kisses and waving flags.

The towering figure of Chinese basketball player Yao Ming was seen grinning from ear to ear.

Beckham, brought up in east London, hailed Beijing’s success but told Reuters before the ceremony: “I’m sure we will be better than them, without a doubt.”

From what I understand, while the organization was crisp and the visuals were stunning (in some cases, unbelievable – literally), the place was dead. There was no party atmosphere that you might have found in Barcelona or Sydney. So in that respect, I’m sure the world’s new financial capital will excel. It’s hard to party with secret police everywhere and the threat of being sent for “re-education’ at a labor camp more apparent than the smog.

Britain’s eight-minute chance to tell the world what the London Games would offer the world in 2012 featured guitarist Jimmy Page, who launched into the riff from “Whole Lotta Love”.

He was joined in the Led Zeppelin classic by TV talent show winner and chart-topping singer Leona Lewis.

Queen Elizabeth also sanctioned a choral version of “God Save The Queen” backed by lush string arrangements.

otherwise known to me using the lyrics of ol’ Samuel Francis Smith:

My country tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
Of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died!
Land of the Pilgrim’s pride!
From every mountain side,
Let freedom ring!

USA! USA! USA! … err … I mean … Come On, London!

Even though I was glad to see the Jamaican sprinters, our men’s and women’s basketball teams and our women’s soccer team (despite adversity) win gold , as well as Misty May (yum), I’m hope to never have watch another soccer game or basketball game on NBC. I mean, does it really hurt to have the score up in the corner all the time? That was 1997 technology, for pete’e sake!

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August 22, 2008

Gwan, nuh!



 

Jamaica dominates the sprint races in Track and Field at the Beijing Olympics:

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  1. * The Gold and World Record double for Usain Bolt in the men’s 100m and men’s 200m
  2. * Gold and World Records in the men’s 4×100m relay and women’s 400m hurdles.
  3. jamaica women 100m shelly-ann fraser kerron stewart* Gold and 2 silvers (dead heat) in the women’s 100m – a clean sweep
  4. * A clean sweep of the men’s and women’s 100m and 200m gold medals
  5. * Gold and Bronze in the women’s 200m
  6. Silver in the women’s 400m
  7. * Bronze in the women’s 4×400m relay

Usain Bolt was definitely the star of the show with his world record double in the 100 and 200.


YouTube – Michael Johnson reaction to Usain Bolt’s run

But the girls did their part too:

jamaica women 200m veronica campbell-brown kerron stewartBEIJING (AFP) — Veronica Campbell-Brown completed a sprint grand slam for Jamaica when she defended her Olympic 200 metres title gold on a day of heroes and villains on Thursday.

It gave Jamaica all four sprint titles after the world’s fastest man Usain Bolt sprinted into a class of his own taking the men’s 100m-200m double in world-record time and Shelly-Ann Fraser won the women’s 100m.

For the first time since the boycotted 1980 Moscow Games the United States hasn’t won at least one of the four glamour sprints.

The immense success is even raising hope that the sprinters can become role models and inspirations for youth in their homeland:

Usain Bolt 100m 200m olympicsWith Bolt shattering world records to claim gold in the men’s 100 and 200 meters, and Jamaica making a clean sweep of the medals in the women’s 100 meters, the Caribbean island is fast earning the title of the world’s fastest country. That reputation is music to the ears of Jamaicans who, for years, have become more accustomed to hearing their country discussed for its sky-high murder rate and for a dancehall reggae pop-culture that has, in recent years, glorified bullets and brutality.

A growing number of Jamaican citizens and officials, in fact, are counting on their world-conquering young sprinters — none of whom has failed a drug test, and who often speak out against the gunplay at home — to supplant self-styled “roughneck” singers as role models, and help reduce the country’s horrific levels of violent crime. “These athletes can speak to the young people in our more troubled communities, especially since many of them come from those communities,” says Jamaican sports writer Carole Beckford, author of Keeping Jamaica’s Sport on Track. “We can’t wait for them to come home as a result.”

jamaica women 100m shelly-ann fraser kerron stewartFew Jamaican athletes are in a better position to have that kind of effect than Shelly-Ann Fraser, who won the women’s 100 meters last weekend, the first gold for her country in that event. (She was followed in second and third place by fellow Jamaicans Sherone Simpson and Kerron Stewart.) To international track-and-field enthusiasts, Fraser, 21, seemed to emerge from nowhere; but to Jamaicans, she’s the girl who used to train barefooted in her home neighborhood of Waterhouse, a particularly tough ghetto on the outskirts of Kingston. One of the first things she did after her Beijing victory was grab her cellphone and call her mother Maxine back in Waterhouse. Maxine, a street vendor and former sprinter herself, is outspoken about the violence and police abuse plaguing their community, and she often uses media interviews about her daughter to implore Jamaicans to “put down the guns.” After Shelly-Ann’s win, she urged them to recognize that “good things can come out of the ghetto. Good things can come out of Waterhouse.” Shelly-Ann told a Jamaican daily, “My mother is probably one of the biggest reasons why I’m running.”

Everyone seems to enjoy the Jamaican success and love the fun celebrations, spearheaded by Usain Bolt.

BEIJING, Aug 22 (Reuters) – Jamaica’s success in athletics will be one of the most remembered aspects of the Beijing Olympics and it could also mark the start of a new era for the sport, one where running is fun again.

The dominance of Jamaica in Beijing has been assisted by a below-par performance from U.S sprinters and it could prove to be just the boost the sport needed.

After doping scandals tarnished the reputation of too many in the sport, the success of the heavily drug-tested Usain Bolt and the impressive team of female sprinters, has given the sport a necessary image makeover.

Usain Bolt 100m 200m olympicsThe sight of Jamaicans clearly enjoying every minute of their success, celebrating with freedom and joy has been in stark contrast to the often intense and closed manner in which U.S athletes have marked their victories in the past.

In Jamaica, the results have been celebrated by convoys of cars, wild partying and outbursts of genuine national pride, all captured by cameras and broadcast around the world.

Everyone, that is, except IOC President and spoilsport Jacques Rogge

Double sprint champion Usain Bolt was condemned on Thursday night for his showboating antics by Olympics boss Jacques Rogge, who immediately felt a backlash from the athletics world.

Usain Bolt 100m 200m olympicsJamaican Bolt, the triumphant face of the Beijing Games, pounded his chest before crossing the 100metres finishing line in a world record 9.69sec last Saturday, then made little effort to congratulate the opposition after his second world record of 19.30sec in the 200m on Wednesday.

Instead, Bolt set off on a solo victory lap, swaying to the reggae music on the loudspeakers.
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Belgian IOC president Rogge, 66, said: ‘That’s not the way we perceive being a champion. I have no problem with him doing a show. He should show more respect for his competitors and shake hands, give a tap on the shoulder to the other ones immediately after the finish and not make gestures like the one he made in the 100m.’

But American Shawn Crawford, who won silver in the 200m, said: ‘I don’t feel like Usain is being disrespectful. If this guy has worked his tail off, every day, on his knees throwing up like I was in practice, he deserves to dance.

‘I love watching him when he does his thing. When he was introduced he was dancing and the crowd loves it. It adds a bit of sparkle and cheer.’

BBC Sport’s Steve Cram, the 1983 world champion in the 1500m, also defended Bolt. ‘He’s just done something that no other sprinter has done before,’ said Cram.

‘He is very good for the sport, he’s a young man, it’s his birthday and he’s just become a legend in the sport. He is an exuberant character and if he wants to have fun, let him do it.’

In fact, given the more grave events surrounding the Olympics host (despite certain pre-Olympic assurances), and the conflict that broke on the eve of the Olympics between Russia and Georgia, Usain Bolt seemed to some like the wrong guy to go after:

BEIJING — Jacques Rogge is so bought, so compromised, the president of the IOC doesn’t have the courage to criticize China for telling a decade of lies to land itself these Olympic Games.

All the promises made to get these Games — on Tibet, Darfur, pollution, worker safety, freedom of expression, dissident rights — turned out to be phony, perhaps as phony as the Chinese gymnasts’ birthdates Rogge was way too slow to investigate.

One of the most powerful men in sports turned the world away from his complicity. Instead, he has flexed his muscles by unloading on a powerless sprinter from a small island nation.

Rogge’s ripping of Usain Bolt’s supposed showboating in two of the most electrifying gold-medal performances of these Games has to be one of the most ill-timed and gutless acts in the modern history of the Olympics.

“That’s not the way we perceive being a champion,” Rogge said of the Jamaican sprinter. “I have no problem with him doing a show. I think he should show more respect for his competitors and shake hands, give a tap on the shoulder to the other ones immediately after the finish and not make gestures like the one he made in the 100 meters.”

Oh, this is richer than those bribes and kickbacks the IOC got caught taking.

All the powerful nations — including the United States — have carte blanche at the Games. They can pout and preen, cheat, throw bean balls, file wild complaints, break promises that got them a host bid, whatever they want. They can take turns slapping Rogge and his cronies around like rag dolls as long as the dinner with a good wine list gets paid.

A single individual sprinter? Even if you don’t like his manner, that’s whom Rogge deems it necessary to attack, to issue a worldwide condemnation?

“I understand the joy,” Rogge said. “He might have interpreted that in another way, but the way it was perceived was ‘catch me if you can.’ You don’t do that. But he’ll learn. He’s still a young man.”

Perceived by whom? Old fat cats making billions of Olympic dollars on the backs of athletes like Bolt for a century now? They get to define this? They get to lecture about learning?

Usain Bolt 100m 200m olympicsBolt is everything the Olympics are supposed to be about. He isn’t the product of some rich country, some elaborate training program that churns out gold medals by any means necessary.

He’s a breath of fresh air, a guy who came out of nowhere to enrapture the world with his athletic performance and colorful personality. This is no dead-eye product of some massive machine.

He was himself, and the world loved him for it.

So why has Jamaican Sprinting taken center stage in this Olympics? Could it be … yams?

There are a host of reasons. Aunt Lilly of Miss Lilly’s Bar and Shop in Trelawney, the parish that has produced most of the country’s great sprinters, told Time magazine it is the yellow yams they eat.

The latest theory, put forward by Dr William Aiken, head of urology at the University Hospital of the West Indies, is a high level of testosterone in Jamaicans. He says it produces great sprinting but also the highest incidence of prostate cancer in the world, a high rate of traffic accidents and a high crime rate.

jamaica 4×100 relay usain bolt asafa powellNurture may be as important as nature. In 1910 the British started an annual Boys’ and Girls’ Championships, now known as Champs, which remains the biggest single annual sports event on the island.

More than 2,000 compete over three days every Easter, largely in sprints, watched by crowds of more than 30,000.

Kayron Raynor, athletics writer on the Jamaican Observer, says kids are as likely to race on scrubland as play cricket. Premier League football and NBA are the main attractions on television but sprinting is what comes naturally when they get off their backsides.

But of course that talent has to be kept in Jamaican colors to reap rewards:

It was widely and correctly reported that Bolt’s 100-meter victory was Jamaica’s first gold medal in that event. But other Jamaicans have crossed the line first, wearing other colors: Ben Johnson in 1988 (Canada, and he was later stripped of his gold), Linford Christie in 1992 (Great Britain) and Donovan Bailey in 1996 (Canada). If all of these men had worn green, black and yellow, Bolt’s gold would be perceived as only the latest — albeit the fastest — in a long line.

and also kept away from the grueling NCAA track schedule:

For many years, U.S. college coaches have aggressively recruited the Caribbean, including Jamaica. Quarrie went to USC, Ottey to Nebraska, 200 gold medalist Campbell-Brown to Arkansas and Beijing 100-meter co-silver medalist Stewart to Auburn. There are many others. But in recent years, more Jamaican athletes have chosen to stay home. jamaica women 100m shelly-ann fraser kerron stewartAgain, when SI visited in May and watched a practice by the Kingston-based MVP track club, those on the track at 6 a.m. included Powell, Beijing 100-meter co-silver medalist Sherone Simpson, Shelly-Ann Fraser and Beijing 400 hurdles gold medalist Melanie Walker. Even U.S. coaches have realized that the demanding U.S. college schedule grinds up athletes and does not necessarily lead to gold medals. Hence many U.S. athletes (Allyson Felix, Alan Webb, Clement) are training outside the college system. By staying home and both training and attending college on the island, Jamaican athletes can focus on winning international medals.

Of course, some suspect a more nefarious reason than a fast track and starch-rich yams. Jamaica’s Observer thinks that pointing to the cheats of other countries is how they can convince the doubting Thomases:

For our part, this newspaper, like most Jamaicans, believes that our athletes’ performances in Beijing reflect the levelling of the playing field. We genuinely believe that the relative success in the fight against drug cheats over recent years has made it easier for athletes from countries like Jamaica to compete and win.

Even while we accept that our squad in Beijing is perhaps the most talented and probably the best prepared to leave these shores for an Olympic Games, we fervently believe that there would have been many more Gold medals down the years, had the playing field been as level as it is today.

Jamaica’s head drug tester also points to slavery as a reason:

Herb Elliott, who oversees drug testing in Jamaica and serves as the Olympic team’s head doctor, said African slaves who ended up in Jamaica were among the strongest and most determined – qualities, he says, that have helped the likes of Usain Bolt, the 22-year-old Jamaican track star.

… or is it more a cultural phenomena?

Todd Boyd, a professor at the University of Southern California who specializes in the study of race and popular culture, said he always has been leery of claims about physical or biological superiority of any one group. But he said the argument is more plausible when one considers that culture such as the one Elliott cites is learned as opposed to being genetically passed down.

“At the end of the day, though, there is a culture of track that the Jamaicans have now mastered at a very high level,” Boyd wrote in an email.

Bolt grew up playing cricket and turned his attention to track when he realized he was the fastest boy in his grade school in rural Jamaica. His personal story supports the views of Diana Thorburn, a professor at the University of the West Indies, who cited the dearth of athletic options in Jamaica.

“If Usain Bolt were born in North America or Europe, he would be now earning far more money as a professional basketball player with the odds of a much longer and more lucrative career,” she wrote in an email.

Perhaps the convergence of training at home, not having other sporting options, and less competition from drug cheats created the perfect storm for Beijing:

“We feel because other people are now caught, the playing field is now more level for us,” Elliott said.

Peppered by questions about Jamaican’s drug testing program, Elliott responded with a litany of assertions: the Jamaicans have spent about $930,000 on a government-sponsored drug testing program; he personally tested every Jamaican athlete that competed in the country’s Olympic trials; and sanctions against Julien Dunkley, a 32-year-old Jamaican sprinter, indicates the country is serious about drug testing. Dunkley was removed from the team in July for what Elliott said was a positive drug test.

Usain Bolt 100m 200m olympicsHe said Dunkley is among four athletes who have tested positive for drugs after Jamaican officials administered the tests.

“All of them trained in the States, and we caught them down in Kingston,” Elliott said. “So that is the end of that.”

“We know that our athletes have trained hard, that the country would not tolerate any kind of cheating because we are a moral, Christian country.”

Kerron Stewart, who won a silver medal when the Jamaicans swept the women’s 200, paused when asked whether increased drug testing has leveled the playing field during an Olympic competition in which no American won a gold medal in the marquee sprint races.

“What do you think?” she said, eyes widening. “What do you think?”

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Gotta Love Them Chinese

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And the IOC, btw, who are just as complicit. Why wouldn’t anyone think that China, with their disappearing migrant workers, their computer-generated fireworks, and their lipsyncing toddlers, wouldn’t try some nefarious shit with their gymnasts:

Beijing Olympics 2008: IOC Finally Launches Investigation Into Chinese Gymnasts Thanks To “Stryde Hax”

It appears the U.S. women’s gymnastics team may actually get their coveted gold medals if an IOC investigation into the ages of the Chinese gymnastics team proves the little demons weren’t all 16 years of age. After initially dodging all the questions, the findings of one U.S.-based blogger named Stryde Hax, has apparently prompted the IOC to respond, according to the Times of London.

What’s even more amazing is the fact that this possibly medal-altering revelation was initiated by “Stryde Hax” who’s who’s neither super-journalist or super-sports fan, but just a dude named Mike Walker who loves to Google Hack as a hobby.

“There was a conclusion here,” Mr Walker said. “These documents existed, on a state-wide website, and now they don’t exist, and this change has taken place recently. I was interested because these were documents that no-one could find. If there’s information to be found on the internet I’m a citizen journalist – it was a challenge.”

While every other of the 20,000 journalist covering the Beijing Olympics pranced around eating scorpions, it’s a bit ironic that one extremely curious dude with a blogspot account might be the person who exposes one of the biggest scandals in Olympic history. Maybe he should get a medal too?

I actually LOLed at that scorpion line. It’s so true – about the only one on the NBC family of networks that dared to even broach a controversial subject regarding China (and Russia btw) was Bob Costas – and I think he has tenure, or naked pictures of High NBC officials! And you just know all of the other reporters were getting their jollies hanging out with Michael Phelps and the Dream Team and recording video of themselves interacting with the locals (right before they high-tail it back to their hotels for room service). Now if I were China, I wouldn’t try to cheat at Gymnastics – EVERYONE cheats at Gymnastics and Swimming. Why not cheat at Archery or Shot Put or Race Walking – you know – the sports that you will never see except in the medal tally. Had China swept the lesser sports (by means questionable or otherwise) no one would bat an eyelash. Those sports are like the glass of tap water they serve you at a restaurant before you order your real drinks.Allow me to again congratulate the IOC for awarding the games to China.

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Hipster Olympics

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August 20, 2008

It’s a Man, Man

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Just saw an interview with US Softball cleanup hitter Crystl Bustos:

BEIJING – Pitchers who fool Crystal Bustos once should consider themselves lucky.

Trying to do it a second time is just plain stupid.

Bustos is called the Babe Ruth of softball for her home run prowess. She also draws comparisons to the Babe for being a character and for being slightly rotund, to put it mildly.

Sure she’s big and strong and a power hitter. But if you listen to her – she sounds like a he. A deeper voice than Mike Piazza. And her dad! And I’m not the only one to notice.

Sad thing is, at this point she’s probably a better power hitter than Piazza!

Just saying!

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