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2 minutes to go, 13 point lead, 4th and 5 at the 20 and the jets line up in shotgun and go for the endzone, score a TD, then go for 2.

And the best part - fucking FOX doesn’t switch to the Cowboys Redskins game at 4:15 like they’re supposed to for teams playing out of market.

This whole league is in the tank for a low class punk and I can’t take it anymore.

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Check out Brett Favre’s truck (windows media)

East Coast Bias: That’s not a truck….THIS IS A FUCKING TRUCK

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Reinforcing all the stereotypes of rural Mississippians.

The Green Bay Packers apparently had proof that Brett Favre made phone calls to Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress when they filed tampering charges against the Vikings for “inappropriate dialogue” with the quarterback.

According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, a source said Favre continued to use a Packers-issued cellphone after his retirement. When the team checked the phone records, there were “repeated calls to coach Brad Childress and offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell.”

A Vikings spokesman said Tuesday that the club would have no comment about the Journal Sentinel report. The Vikings, if found guilty, could face penalties that include loss of draft picks and/or fines.

Packers had proof of calls

I mean, really!

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You have got to be kidding me.

Report: Brett Favre Has Told Packers He Wants to Play This Year

ESPN’s Chris Mortensen is reporting that Favre has told Green Bay Packers head coach Mike McCarthy that he has thought about playing this year. Although Favre’s comeback talk is apparently in its preliminary stages, Mortensen also reports that Favre’s family is encouraging him to play.

Packers cornerback Al Harris appeared with Mortensen on ESPN’s NFL Live this afternoon and said that Favre has told him that he “has the itch” to keep playing.

Favre tearfully announced his retirement this off-season, and almost immediately afterward there were rumors that he’d be back.

What a loser. This is why the Packers were in such a rush to send him his locker and retire his jersey in week 1. Because they know this selfish biatch will hijack the franchise again with no thought of anyone else and hardly anyone will badmouth him because he’s as teflon as John McCain. In fact, they’re already villifying the Packers for moving on too quickly - as if Favre’s retirement has to be properly mourned or something. Bullshit.

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Man, perhaps he could have waited a day or two for the Favre love-in to die down so he could get his proper due rather than being a footnote in the NFL Notebook:

Brett Favre’s retirement naturally overshadowed a bunch of other moves in the NFL on Tuesday, including one of his nemeses leaving the game.

The iconic Green Bay quarterback’s decision to stop playing after 17 seasons, an unprecedented three MVP awards and a slew of passing records sent the official retirement of Warren Sapp to the back burner.

Sapp’s 13-year NFL career officially ended when his retirement was posted on the Oakland Raiders’ Web site. Sapp said immediately after last season that he was through playing, but did not file the paperwork.

The posting on the team’s site was the first official word that the star defensive tackle was done.

In January, Sapp, 35, posted a two-word message on his Web site: “I’M DONE!” He had told teammates and coaches his plans after the season finale against San Diego.

Although a nasty personal disposition and questionable press relation skills, he was still one of the nastiest defenders to come from The U and in the hey day of the Tampa Defensive domination, was one of their big 3, along with John Lynch and Derrick Brooks. The quintessential 3-technique defensive tackle. His Raiders teams left a lot to be desired, but their defenses were nothing to sneeze at. Besides, Oakland is now the NFL’s arm pit, where good careers go to die.

QB Killa, Indeed.

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The wind was making it hard to throw to the edges and Moss was being blanketed. But that didn’t stop the Patriots from finding other guys like Faulk and Moroney to put the gimpy Chargers out of their misery and come one step closer to making Mercury Morris eat his words.

The Chargers were too inept on offense - settling for too many FGs, and too vanilla on defense. That’s not the way to beat the Patriots. What they should have done, and what I’d like to see in the Super Bowl, is for them to be defended with a 1 or 2 man line. Line up in a typical 4-man front with 1-2 blitzers threatening, then at the snap, drop off into coverage to clog the passing lanes. And when you rush the 2 guys, rush them from the same spot overloaded on one side. Remember the Pats did that to the Colts’ pass-happy offense to great effect a few years ago? Now it’s the Patriots that have the pass happy offense.

Honestly, you will not beat the Pats playing straight up D. You have to gamble and guess, morph and disguise. Otherwise Brady will always know what he’s looking at and always find a Faulk open - who looked like he was just finding the open space in the zone. Norv (or rather Ted Cottrell) simply got outcoached. It’s ok - only 2 or 3 teams really were an equal match coaching and strategy wise all season.

The worse scenario for the Pats today was having to play the Giants. They are now the hottest team not named the Patriots. The Chargers were crippled and they didn’t get creative. The Packers played well, but just not well enough. Eli Manning (not Peyton) played well down the stretch and and will be rewarded with a spot in the Super Bowl. Scotsman Lawrence Tynes overcame 2 missed kicks to end the game in overtime with a game winning kick.

But here’s what I like about this most. Tiki Barber is left to stew over the fact that he left an average team and they became a great team all the while fending off his barbs (pun intended) about Eli not being a good QB. Thats called the Ewing Theory, buddy. A high profile player leaves an underachieving team and they suddenly rally and achieve something. And since there are no more games on NBC Tiki won’t have to answer to it.

Well, I guess you could say the same thing about the Giants going on a run after Jeremy Shockey’s injury, but since he’s from The U I’ll leave him alone.

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Part of Dan Marino’s speech honoring Brett Favre’s record breaking season - courtesy of The Onion.

“Join me in saluting Brett Favre for breaking the all-time interception record of 277 set by George Blanda—truly a milestone for the ages,” Marino intoned during the opening montage, which featured Favre throwing some of his most memorable picks. “Some say records were made to be broken—personally, I’ve never believed that—but in any case the career interception mark was believed to be unreachable. It takes a player with an unusual combination of not knowing when to retire, not knowing when to stop trying to rack up the completions, and not knowing when to stop trying to throw touchdowns. And it seems that lucky player is everyone’s big hero quarterback, Brett Favre.”

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