October 11, 2008

Miami Dolphins vs. Houston Texans

Yo mama's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

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Cool new site debuting!

Miami Dolphins vs. Houston Texans 10/12/2008

Hey Dolfans!

I’m a Miami fan and I’ve helped with the launch of a new company that will help provide other sports fans LIVE gamecasts to mobile and online users worldwide!

Can’t watch this Sunday’s game? No problem! Simply follow the game LIVE online or on your mobile phone anywhere for FREE with G-SNAP! Best of all, updates are automatic. There is no need to refresh!

MIAMI at HOUSTON: SUN, 10/12 @ 1:00pm Eastern Time
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MOBILE: http://m.gsnap.com/239

I will supply the play by play via text descriptions (and possibly pics) for Sunday’s game for those who can’t be near a TV. Even if you are near a TV, join us anyway and interact with me, other Dolphin fans, and possibly some Texan fans! It’s extremely easy to create a login.

Think you can do a better job than the Dolfans at sportscasting the game? Feel free to create your own “Snapcast” and provide other Texan fans YOUR play by play! See you on Sunday!

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September 28, 2008

Brett and the Jets are low class punks

Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

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2 minutes to go, 13 point lead, 4th and 5 at the 20 and the jets line up in shotgun and go for the endzone, score a TD, then go for 2.

And the best part - fucking FOX doesn’t switch to the Cowboys Redskins game at 4:15 like they’re supposed to for teams playing out of market.

This whole league is in the tank for a low class punk and I can’t take it anymore.

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September 16, 2008

Best. Picture. EVAR.

Filed under: Oakland Raiders, NFL — La Bestia @ 7:23 pm
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Yo mama's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application

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August 29, 2008

Jessica Simpson: Pub-Starved Arm Candy

Yo mama's so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

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So says Jim Rome. Hilarious. Apparenlty, too, “Tony Romo the New Love of My Life

And best of luck to you, Tony Now that shes confessed in the article to picking out your clothes, youre gonna need it.

She also wrote a song about him and said Tony played it in the locker room for his teammates.

No word on how long it took them to stop laughng.

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August 19, 2008

Same Old Sorry-Ass Bengals

Filed under: NFL — La Bestia @ 7:02 pm
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Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.

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Who’s running this franchise? Paris Hilton?

The Associated Press: Receiver Chris Henry signs on to rejoin Bengals

CINCINNATI (AP) — With their two Pro Bowl receivers hurt, the Cincinnati Bengals brought back troubled receiver Chris Henry on Tuesday, a move that their coach had emphatically ruled out only a month earlier as inappropriate.

The signing helps the team but raises questions about its commitment to holding players accountable for their actions. Henry must serve a four-game suspension from the NFL — his third such punishment — before he can fully rejoin the team.

The move was stunning in light of coach Marvin Lewis’ statement shortly before training camp opened that the team had permanently parted ways with the receiver, who has been arrested five times since he joined the Bengals. Henry had indicated he was interested in rejoining Cincinnati.

“I’m not interested,” Lewis said at the team’s annual preseason luncheon on July 22. “I don’t think it would be productive for our football team. You have to be a productive part to be an NFL player, and there’s responsibilities to being an NFL player. It’s a privilege, it’s not a right. There’s a lot that comes with being an NFL football player.”

The Bengals evidently feel differently after Pro Bowl receiver Chad Johnson sprained his left shoulder during a 27-10 preseason loss to Detroit on Sunday night, leaving his status uncertain. Pro Bowl receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh has missed both preseason games with a hamstring injury as well.

The Bengals released Henry after he was accused of punching a college student and breaking his car window with a beer bottle in March. Bengals president Mike Brown also cut ties with Henry, saying he could no longer be with the team.

“His conduct can no longer be tolerated,” Brown said at the time. “The Bengals tried for an extended period of time to support Chris and his potentially bright career. We had hoped to guide him toward an appropriate standard of personal responsibility that this community would support and that would allow him to play in the NFL. … But those efforts end today, as we move on with what is best for our team.”

I thought Corey Dillon and Takeo Spikes were crazy to leave a team on the rise like Cincy a few years back. Now you see why Chad was trying so hard to get out. The team is flawed. They have no soul. They don’t stand for anything. You can’t be successful without some sort of team philosophy.

The Bengals will always be the Bengals doing stupid stuff like that.

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August 10, 2008

Favre’s Truck vs Chris McAllister’s Semi

Filed under: Brett Favre — La Bestia @ 4:00 am
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Yo mama's so stupid when Yo dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

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Check out Brett Favre’s truck (windows media)

East Coast Bias: That’s not a truck….THIS IS A FUCKING TRUCK
Chris McAllister Big ass truck

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July 23, 2008

What a Dumbass

Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!

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Reinforcing all the stereotypes of rural Mississippians.

The Green Bay Packers apparently had proof that Brett Favre made phone calls to Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress when they filed tampering charges against the Vikings for “inappropriate dialogue” with the quarterback.

According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, a source said Favre continued to use a Packers-issued cellphone after his retirement. When the team checked the phone records, there were “repeated calls to coach Brad Childress and offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell.”

A Vikings spokesman said Tuesday that the club would have no comment about the Journal Sentinel report. The Vikings, if found guilty, could face penalties that include loss of draft picks and/or fines.

Packers had proof of calls

I mean, really!

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July 21, 2008

Prim Siripipat Animated Over The Jason Taylor Trade

Yo mama's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

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Washington Redskins Trade For Jason Taylor

ASHBURN, Va (AP/CBS4) ? Jason Taylor wanted out of Miami, and Bill Parcells seemed only too happy to trade the “Dancing with the Stars” defensive end.

So when the Washington Redskins lost a starting lineman to a season-ending injury Sunday, a significant swap quickly got done.

The Redskins gave the Dolphins a second-round pick in 2009 and a sixth-round choice in 2010 for Taylor, who is leaving the only NFL team he’s known.

The six-time Pro Bowl defensive end — who was the 2006 NFL Defensive Player of the Year — fell out of favor in Miami after spending his offseason on a TV show rather than working out with teammates.

The deal came about nine hours after starting defensive end Phillip Daniels was carted away from the practice field at Redskins Park with a season-ending left knee injury on Day 1 of training camp.

It also came only about 11/2 hours after Washington executive vice president Vinny Cerrato told reporters: “We haven’t talked to anybody about anything.”

When he later announced the deal with the Dolphins, Cerrato said Taylor was expected to report to the Redskins on Monday — something the player’s agent confirmed.