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September 16, 2008

Is It True Gravy Came Pouring Out?



 



YouTube – Charlie Weis tears ACL

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August 8, 2008

Notre Dame Drinking Irish



 

Ahhh – you gotta love it. Deadspin taking it to that fraud Charlie Weiss who’s entire career was built on illegal sign stealing. Basically college football’s version of Cyrano. Now he allefedly doesn’t want to talk about his star quarterback being photoed drinking … IN A BEER OLYMPICS … while underage. A red flag not for the drinking, but for the fact that this idiot posed for one of several pictures – and at an institution that prides itself on being holier than thou (literally).

Jimmy Clausen Beer Olympics: Charlie Weis Would Not Like To Discuss The Beer Olympics, Thank You

Q. Not going to be any discipline?
COACH WEIS: Let’s move on on.

Now, here’s the thing: If this were any other coach you might be able to give him credit for protecting his players from these types of questions and prolonging the “controversy.” But Charlie Weis is, for all intents and purposes, is just an absolute prick. According to several people who’ve had the displeasure of dealing with him on a professional level, he’s the most unhelpful, paranoid person, who, for whatever reason carries himself with such an air of entitlement, you’d think his lunchmeat-stuffed body was able to levitate.

But what makes this particular response so disingenuous is the fact that Weiss will cloak himself in self-righteousness when its convenient for him (i.e. Dana Jacobson) and can praise himself for not recruiting a bunch of “hoodlums and thugs” yet he can sit there and stonewall a reporter on a pretty legitimate question about the possible ramifications from this incident? All he had to say was, “We’re looking into it” or “It’s still being investigated and I’ll keep you updated as soon as I hear something.” Instead they get “Let’s move on.”

At the next press conference the first question a reporter should ask Weis is this: Charlie, exactly how full of shit and under-qualified are you?

Let’s move on.

Oh “Not Nice” Charlie Weiss – when will you acknowledge that you suck? will it take Notre Dame going 0-12? If so – count me among the many that will be cheering for that to happen this year. GO TEAM!

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November 25, 2007

Scattered Thoughts on 2007-11-25



 
  • Oh my – an Auburn DB was just bitten in the hand by a police dog after he defended a play in the end zone. Then they took the dog away! #
  • Kansas Jayhawks, Exposed by Missouri in Kansas City, Missouri! If they win out – it’ll be West Virginia – Mizzou for the BCS title. Yuck! #
  • Callahan, Orgeron and Franchione fired. OK – Fran resigned but same thing. Along with Carr that leaves a lot of head coach posts available #
  • WaSU wins Apple Cup on last minute bomb – capitalizing on a blitz and blown coverage. OSU’s clock cleaned by OU. Clemson beat Spurrier #
  • VTech (errr. VPI) beat UVa. BC beat Miami for the first time since Hail Flutie, Canes finish 5-7 :( . No bowl for you. Kyle Wright: abysmal. #
  • Kent State lost to Buffalo. UNC beat Duke. UCLA beat Oregon and BYU beat Utah. How does Stanford win at USC and lose at home to Notre Dame? #
  • Wow – Celtics beat Charlotte on buzzer beating 3 by Ray Allen. Is this post Laker game hangover? Apparently their gym was rocking. #
  • Mizzou KU game running time: 226 minutes. ABC is reeeeally milking it for ad money, isn’t it. #
  • Just to reiterate: Nick “The Dick” Saban lost. That’s 6 straight Iron Bowls to Auburn. War Eagle #
  • Arsenal, Man City, Chelsea, Pompy, Liverpool win. Man United lose to Bolton! Arsenal: 3 points clear and a game in hand! #
  • Fight On … College Football’s Top Franchises http://tinyurl.com/2ecc9k I still don’t get why Notre Dame is so popular. Oh well. #
  • Owen: Pressure got to England http://tinyurl.com/28sp6w “99% … takes place in your head and that puts a big onus in coping mentally.” #
  • “When fear takes over, you start to do things wrong and take the easy option which in our case is lumping the ball forward to the front men” #
  • “I’m not absolving myself from blame… What must be addressed as much as anything is our psychological preparations.” #
  • http://tinyurl.com/ytz32g England Play Croatia again in World Cup Qualifying. N. Korea play S. Korea and US could play Cuba. Spicy! #
  • Browns, Jags, Saints on the rise. Giants come back to the pack. With Detroit losing, NFC will be tough to call. AFC looks like CLE & JAX. #
  • Mizzou is BCS #1 and WV are #2. For Now. Mizzou plays Oklahoma – their only loss. WV has a layup with Pitt. Ohio State is waiting at #3. #
  • BCS gets what they deserve. Mizzou vs West Virginia? Worst. Title game. Ever. #
  • East Lower http://tinyurl.com/286lhf On Arsenal: “we have secured 13 of our 33 points in the last ten minutes of our games.” #

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November 14, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-14



 
  • Love me some Raven Symone http://urltea.com/23cp Hated her on the Cosby Show and Mr Cooper, but I love That’s So Raven. Check out her site. #
  • Princess Melissa: Livers & Gizzards http://urltea.com/23d5 Real World New Orleans’ Melissa on South Carolina and 8 ft giraffes. She’s funny! #
  • Bora looks to boost Jamaica into Cup http://urltea.com/23dr Shortly after this article, Jamaica fired Bora Milutinovic. So much for legends. #
  • Officer ‘rues’ killing Lazio fan http://urltea.com/23e2 FFF guys say that Italian hooligans don’t even respect the police, esp. after this #
  • Unemployment rate in southern Italy is 30% amongst youths. Parallels to England in the 80’s with economic problems and regional strife. #
  • FUD in England over this Israel game. http://urltea.com/23ev “Abramovich Won’t Pay $205,000 Bonus to Russian Soccer Players” #
  • ESPN – Pacman intends to take plea deal, get probation – NFL http://urltea.com/23f5 I know everyone learns at a different pace, but man.. #
  • Pia Sundhage named U.S. coach http://urltea.com/23iq officially moving on from the Greg Ryan era. Hope Solo? get your gloves on! #
  • ESPN – Yankees pitch $45M, 3-year deal to closer Rivera http://urltea.com/23ir Yankees have gone from a talent factory to a glue factory. #
  • Cricinfo – MCC head of cricket John Stephenson and a new prototype pink ball http://urltea.com/23is Susan G Komen plays cricket? #
  • Kissing Suzy Kolber: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY – Tom Brady Knee Bounty Increased To $60, Plus Free Goodie Bag! http://urltea.com/23k4 hahahah #
  • Unreal. A Fire Joe Gibbs Site http://urltea.com/23k9 If this Washington were Italy, the fire would be real fire! http://firejoegibbsnow.com/ #
  • Stephon Marbury: ‘I Got Permission to Leave’ – FanHouse – AOL Sports Blog http://urltea.com/23ka Starbury – what a giant waste of talent. #
  • Can We Stop Pretending Adam Vinatieri Is a Good Kicker? – FanHouse – AOL Sports Blog http://urltea.com/23kc Wow – interesting opinion. #
  • Souring on Lemon, will Cameron reach for Beck? — South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com http://urltea.com/23kg FINALLY!!! This is a no brainer! #
  • ESPN’s NASCAR Crowd Noise Not Normal – FanHouse – AOL Sports Blog http://urltea.com/23kh No wonder MLB took their playoff games to TNT. #
  • 100% Injury Rate: Old school athlete ads are horribly awesome http://urltea.com/23kv Niiice – especially the Roger Clemens Zest ad. #
  • 10 Apps Every New Mac User Should Download – PaulStamatiou.com http://urltea.com/23nm Flip4Mac replaces WMP9 and Stuffit is no longer needed #
  • Rescue group finds new home for Ellen’s dog http://urltea.com/23nw Just got wind of this. Amazing. The Dog Mafia in this country needs to go #
  • If there’s anyone to blame in this case blame Ellen. She broke the rules. Where is the accountability. If anyone is responsible it’s Ellen! #
  • Aim your death threats at her. #
  • Nation Of Islam Sportsblog: Game of the Week: Duke Vs. Notre Dame http://urltea.com/23kk “Who to root for? Do we favor Hitler or Stalin?” ha #
  • The NBA in China: Opening a Super Market – washingtonpost.com http://urltea.com/23oj Elvin Hayes and Dave Corzine don’t appreciate China #
  • Microblogging With urlTea – My Twitter Bookmarklet at myopiclunacy.com http://urltea.com/23oq No more JSON for me. I updated the tool. #
  • How to setup your Mac web development environment http://urltea.com/23p8 Or you could just use LAMP http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAMP #
  • California Golden Bears: One Way To Get Tree-Sitters Down http://urltea.com/23pg this is priceless! #
  • Don’t Tell the Donor.org: Baby Jessica’s $1 million trust fund http://urltea.com/23pi Talk about foreshadowing of the future of TV news. #
  • http://tinyurl.com/22wedq iStalker on an iPhone #

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November 13, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-13



 
  • So Nebraska got some revenge by putting 73 on K State. They still suck and Bill Calahan will still get fired. RUN THE BALL, BILL! #
  • Notre Dame, Ohio State and Nick Saban all lose. It IS a good day. Unfortunately the Canes close down the OB with a 48-0 loss. OUCH! #
  • Looks like it will be LSU, Oregon and Oklahoma for the BCS Title. “Undefeated” Kansas are the biggest frauds since Kansas State in 98. #
  • Arsenal 3-1 win over Reading. Back on top of the table. As it should be. Meanwhile Brad Friedel wil be seeing Ronaldo in his nightmares! #
  • The Soccer Weblog: Taylor Twellman On His Bike http://urltea.com/22xp what a wonderful way to send your team to the final #
  • Scout.com: Peterson Has “Grade 2″ LCL Tear http://urltea.com/22xr So much for cracking 2000 yards. You knew it would happen sooner or later. #
  • Mark Hughes’ career in management is on an upward curve, writes Aidan O’Hara – Soccer, Sport – Independent.ie http://urltea.com/22xu #
  • Gloomy cloud follows winless Dolphins – International Herald Tribune http://urltea.com/22xy 0-9 lives here. Cam Cameron bit off too much. #
  • Italy copes again with death and violence – http://urltea.com/22y1 When will Italy start dealing with this violence? It’ll just happen again #
  • Seattlest: Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Israeli Pro Basketball Players http://urltea.com/22y3 Nuts! Dangers of playing abroad! #

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November 12, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-12



 
  • England player, including John Terry, trying to save McClaren’s job. How admirable But it may be too little too late. #
  • YouTube – Droopy-Dixieland Droopy http://urltea.com/22wm – one of my favorite cartoons. #
  • YouTube – Droopy-Homesteader Droopy http://urltea.com/22wv Another classic. “It’s the lawwwwww of the west.” #
  • Google to acquire Sprint Nextel for Mobile WiMax? – Engadget Mobile http://urltea.com/22wy I don’t think this will happen but interesting! #
  • This Kevin Garnett Thing is Working Out Quite Nicely, Huh? http://urltea.com/22wz “Only unbeaten team left… Best shooting team in the NBA” #
  • JS Online: Video: Time-lapse photography at Vikings-Packers game http://urltea.com/22×3 AWESOME! #
  • NOTRE DAME IS F’N TERRIBLE http://tinyurl.com/24l8mw Check out the pic http://urltea.com/22×5 hilarious! Poor Charlie. #
  • Benayoun a doubt for Israel clash http://urltea.com/22×7 England supporters are gripping with fear. At least Becks is back. #

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November 9, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-09



 
  • What a waist of talent – Does everyone have to have a six-pack now? | the Daily Mail http://urltea.com/21qf Tom Cuddlestone too fat? #
  • So is the noose really tightening on Rocket Roger? http://thebiglead.com/?p=3631 I think if Barry is the #1 roid abuser, Roger Clemens is 1A #
  • Would-Be Wallace Assassin Freed From Maryland Prison http://urltea.com/21tv George Wallace, expert race baiter. A model for South politics #
  • Followups: $1800 For FiOS House Fire Family Is Just An Advance, Says Verizon http://urltea.com/21v1 Verizon setting people’s houses on fire! #
  • Dell: Ben Curtis, Dell Dude, Now a Waiter http://urltea.com/21w0 Dude! You’re getting me a refill! #
  • Brilliance: Water Pistol Umbrella Makes the Rain a Hell of a Lot More Fun http://urltea.com/21w1 Talk about an invitation to get arrested! #
  • http://urltea.com/21wl “It was always just a matter of time before he went football coach on us and audibled to a bucket of chicken wings.” – funny stuff about Charlie Weiss #

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More Piling On Charlie Weiss



 

I always love it when people are piling on Notre Dame and ol’ “Crewcut Charlie.” This time it’s Jason Whitlock, courtesy of The Big Lead

“Notre Dame is not the place to learn how to be a college head coach. It didn’t work for Gerry Faust or Bob Davie. It’s not working for Mr. Charlie. As fun as it might sound, you don’t want to lose your virginity to Jenna Jameson. You won’t last long. She’ll get bored and frustrated. And everyone who sees the tape will fall down laughing. Sounds like most Notre Dame games this year, doesn’t it?”

Unfortunately Jenna ain’t looking so hot these days. Seems she’s on the Nicole Richie train these days – down to 92 pounds. Dude – Roscoes! STAT!
Jenna
Whitlock concludes by yelling “O-VER-RA-TED”:

In the NFL, Weis worked with finished products, and he had eight hours a day to mentally prepare them. You get half of that time in the college game, and the players, particularly at Notre Dame, have a pesky distraction called schoolwork.

In the NFL, you spend all of your energy thinking about Sunday. In the college game, you have to consistently think about next year.

Am I stating unequivocally that Weis and Notre Dame won’t rebound in 2008? No.

I’m stating that Charlie Weis is overpaid. I’m stating that Weis is not the second coming of Bear Bryant. I’m stating that Notre Dame had no business giving him a contract extension, and we all should’ve pointed it out then. I’m stating that if the man was going to run out on his alma mater and head to the NFL after one year, then it would’ve said a whole lot about his lack of ethics. I’m stating that high-ranked recruiting classes won’t single-handedly fix Notre Dame.

The Great Weis Hope needs to fix himself first by toning down the arrogance and acknowledging he has much to learn about what it takes to win consistently in the college game.

Don’t Worry, Jason. I’ll state unequivocally that Weis and Notre Dame won’t rebound in 2008. Or 2009. Maybe 2010 if Jimmy Clauson rounds out to something good.

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October 28, 2007

Charlie Weiss Suffers Another Beatdown



 

I don’t fashion myself a great writer or anything so I can try all I want to bash Notre Dame and, in the grand scheme of things it’s like fighting off a shark with a plastic knife. But when I see such a beautiful verbal evisceration of said storied institution, I just have to stand down and let the masters go to work:

In the entire history of American sports hype, has there ever been any fraud more grossly fraudulent than Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis?

Weis’ Fighting Irish now stand at 1-7. This record is only the faintest indicator of just how awful Notre Dame is. They have lost nine of their last 10 games, by an average of 24 points. None has been close. While Notre Dame has suffered very few injuries, three of its opponents have had to play the Irish without their starting quarterbacks. Two of those teams, USC and Michigan, nonetheless beat Notre Dame by a larger margin than either has beaten any other opponent so far this year. Notre Dame’s lone win came against UCLA, which had been forced to use its third-string quarterback, a walk-on. In that game, Notre Dame compiled just 140 yards of offense, but won with the help of seven Bruin turnovers, five of them hand-delivered courtesy of the hapless walk-on signal-caller.

Just how bad is Notre Dame? Of the 119 teams in Division I-A, ND is 119th in total offense, 119th in rushing offense, 112th in passing offense, and 118th in scoring. If Notre Dame had doubled its scoring output, it would still rank 108th. If it doubled its rushing output (currently 34 yards a game), it would barely eke out Duke for 118th place.

You get the point. I should stop now.

OK, one more. Notre Dame is averaging 1.09 yards per rush this year. The NCAA statistical archive goes back only to 1999. The worst yards per carry recorded in that period belongs to a 2001 University of Arizona squad that gained 1.46 yards per attempt. So, the worst rushing team recorded by the NCAA in the last nine years was still about one-third better than Notre Dame.

This is not merely bad. This is ineptitude on a staggering, world-historical scale. Such a performance would be prima facie evidence for firing the coach even at a doormat program like Indiana. At a school like Notre Dame, well … it’s simply impossible to describe how awful this performance is…

OUCH! Cap tipped.

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October 22, 2007

Kentucky at #8? College Football Is Upside Down



 


3:30 PM this past Saturday was an awesome opportunity to watch 3 great college football games, and since I have 3 TVs in my sports nook, I tuned into the USC-Notre Dame and Florida-Kentucky game while focusing on the Miami-Florida State rivalry game on the main screen. Then it dawned on me – Of all six of these teams, the only team ranked in the Top 10 was Kentucky. The basketball school. Have Miami and Florida State fallen that far off the map? Their games used to be the centerpiece of the first weekend in October. Typically the game of the century every year, with the rosters brimming with future NFL talent.

Twenty years ago, Miami and Florida State played in one of the most memorable college games and it eventually settled the 1987 national championship. On Saturday, they meet again with little more at stake than bragging rights. The Seminoles (4-2, 1-2 Atlantic Coast Conference) and Hurricanes (4-3, 1-2) both need a win in the regionally televised game to keep hopes alive for a respectable season by their standards. That mediocrity has many nostalgic for the 1987 game, which showcased an unprecedented cadre of rising stars in Miami’s 26-25 victory. One of the most compelling matchups was Miami wide receiver Michael Irvin and Florida State cornerback Deion Sanders. “I don’t think I have ever been in a game where there was more talent on the football field between two ballclubs,” Florida State coach Bobby Bowden said this week. “They had a lot of first-rounders and we did too.” Ten first-round picks were among the more than 60 Seminole and Hurricane athletes who played Oct. 3, 1987, and eventually made it to NFL training camps.

And it’s not just this team. Looking at the Top 10 in the 1990 AP Poll, Few of these teams have shown any kind of form as of late. And Houston has completely fallen off the map.

1990 Final Poll

Final Poll released after Bowls
                                   Final

Rank  Team                         Record

  1   Colorado                     11-1-1

  2   Georgia Tech                 11-0-1

  3   Miami (FL)                   10-2

  4   Florida St.                  10-2

  5   Washington                   10-2

  6   Notre Dame (IN)               9-3

  7   Michigan                      9-3

  8   Tennessee                     9-2-2

  9   Clemson (SC)                 10-2

 10   Houston (TX)                 10-1

Ebb and flow, I guess. Nebraska is reeling – they just brought Tom Osborne back. Penn State and Michigan are in dire need of new coaching. We all know about Notre Dame. And all these mid-major schools like West Virginia, Kansas, Rutgers, South Florida, Fresno State and Boise State have made or are making runs at the title. Oh well, maybe after an up and down year, Miami’s comeback win at FSU will help them turn the corner.

Colin McCarthy returned a fumble 27 yards for Miami’s second touchdown in 11 seconds late in the fourth quarter and the Hurricanes beat Florida State 37-29 Saturday. For the first time since 1977, the rivalry game that helped decide so many national titles during the 1980s and 90s was played with neither team ranked. Fittingly, the Seminoles and ‘Canes combined for nine turnovers, five by FSU. Minutes before Miami’s two quick touchdowns, the Hurricanes (5-3, 2-2 Atlantic Coast Conference) appeared to have lost their best chance to get the win when Kirby Freeman was stopped for no gain on a fourth-and-1 at the Florida State 1 with 5:29 left and the ‘Canes trailing 29-24. But Freeman, who replaced injured Kyle Wright in the first half, drove Miami 83 yards in a 11/2 minutes to take the lead 30-29 on a 13-yard pass to Dedrick Epps with 1:15 left.

It wasn’t a pretty game. Both quarterbacks were seemingly trying to give the game away. And when UM’s Kyle Wright got knocked out, backup Kirby Freeman did his best to step up those efforts. And I’m no Kyle Wright fan. But Kirby calmed down and the UM defense stepped up. We’re on our way back, baby! FSU – I think you might want to prepare a nice retirement package for ol’ Bobby. It’s time for a change. We can’t let teams like Boston College be number 2 in the BCS. The ACC is supposed to be our playground.

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