September 16, 2008

Is It True Gravy Came Pouring Out?

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YouTube - Charlie Weis tears ACL

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August 8, 2008

Notre Dame Drinking Irish

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Ahhh - you gotta love it. Deadspin taking it to that fraud Charlie Weiss who’s entire career was built on illegal sign stealing. Basically college football’s version of Cyrano. Now he allefedly doesn’t want to talk about his star quarterback being photoed drinking … IN A BEER OLYMPICS … while underage. A red flag not for the drinking, but for the fact that this idiot posed for one of several pictures - and at an institution that prides itself on being holier than thou (literally).

Jimmy Clausen Beer Olympics: Charlie Weis Would Not Like To Discuss The Beer Olympics, Thank You

Q. Not going to be any discipline?
COACH WEIS: Let’s move on on.

Now, here’s the thing: If this were any other coach you might be able to give him credit for protecting his players from these types of questions and prolonging the “controversy.” But Charlie Weis is, for all intents and purposes, is just an absolute prick. According to several people who’ve had the displeasure of dealing with him on a professional level, he’s the most unhelpful, paranoid person, who, for whatever reason carries himself with such an air of entitlement, you’d think his lunchmeat-stuffed body was able to levitate.

But what makes this particular response so disingenuous is the fact that Weiss will cloak himself in self-righteousness when its convenient for him (i.e. Dana Jacobson) and can praise himself for not recruiting a bunch of “hoodlums and thugs” yet he can sit there and stonewall a reporter on a pretty legitimate question about the possible ramifications from this incident? All he had to say was, “We’re looking into it” or “It’s still being investigated and I’ll keep you updated as soon as I hear something.” Instead they get “Let’s move on.”

At the next press conference the first question a reporter should ask Weis is this: Charlie, exactly how full of shit and under-qualified are you?

Let’s move on.

Oh “Not Nice” Charlie Weiss - when will you acknowledge that you suck? will it take Notre Dame going 0-12? If so - count me among the many that will be cheering for that to happen this year. GO TEAM!

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November 25, 2007

Scattered Thoughts on 2007-11-25

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  • Oh my - an Auburn DB was just bitten in the hand by a police dog after he defended a play in the end zone. Then they took the dog away! #
  • Kansas Jayhawks, Exposed by Missouri in Kansas City, Missouri! If they win out - it’ll be West Virginia - Mizzou for the BCS title. Yuck! #
  • Callahan, Orgeron and Franchione fired. OK - Fran resigned but same thing. Along with Carr that leaves a lot of head coach posts available #
  • WaSU wins Apple Cup on last minute bomb - capitalizing on a blitz and blown coverage. OSU’s clock cleaned by OU. Clemson beat Spurrier #
  • VTech (errr. VPI) beat UVa. BC beat Miami for the first time since Hail Flutie, Canes finish 5-7 :(. No bowl for you. Kyle Wright: abysmal. #
  • Kent State lost to Buffalo. UNC beat Duke. UCLA beat Oregon and BYU beat Utah. How does Stanford win at USC and lose at home to Notre Dame? #
  • Wow - Celtics beat Charlotte on buzzer beating 3 by Ray Allen. Is this post Laker game hangover? Apparently their gym was rocking. #
  • Mizzou KU game running time: 226 minutes. ABC is reeeeally milking it for ad money, isn’t it. #
  • Just to reiterate: Nick “The Dick” Saban lost. That’s 6 straight Iron Bowls to Auburn. War Eagle #
  • Arsenal, Man City, Chelsea, Pompy, Liverpool win. Man United lose to Bolton! Arsenal: 3 points clear and a game in hand! #
  • Fight On … College Football’s Top Franchises http://tinyurl.com/2ecc9k I still don’t get why Notre Dame is so popular. Oh well. #
  • Owen: Pressure got to England http://tinyurl.com/28sp6w “99% … takes place in your head and that puts a big onus in coping mentally.” #
  • “When fear takes over, you start to do things wrong and take the easy option which in our case is lumping the ball forward to the front men” #
  • “I’m not absolving myself from blame… What must be addressed as much as anything is our psychological preparations.” #
  • http://tinyurl.com/ytz32g England Play Croatia again in World Cup Qualifying. N. Korea play S. Korea and US could play Cuba. Spicy! #
  • Browns, Jags, Saints on the rise. Giants come back to the pack. With Detroit losing, NFC will be tough to call. AFC looks like CLE & JAX. #
  • Mizzou is BCS #1 and WV are #2. For Now. Mizzou plays Oklahoma - their only loss. WV has a layup with Pitt. Ohio State is waiting at #3. #
  • BCS gets what they deserve. Mizzou vs West Virginia? Worst. Title game. Ever. #
  • East Lower http://tinyurl.com/286lhf On Arsenal: “we have secured 13 of our 33 points in the last ten minutes of our games.” #

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November 14, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-14

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  • Love me some Raven Symone http://urltea.com/23cp Hated her on the Cosby Show and Mr Cooper, but I love That’s So Raven. Check out her site. #
  • Princess Melissa: Livers & Gizzards http://urltea.com/23d5 Real World New Orleans’ Melissa on South Carolina and 8 ft giraffes. She’s funny! #
  • Bora looks to boost Jamaica into Cup http://urltea.com/23dr Shortly after this article, Jamaica fired Bora Milutinovic. So much for legends. #
  • Officer ‘rues’ killing Lazio fan http://urltea.com/23e2 FFF guys say that Italian hooligans don’t even respect the police, esp. after this #
  • Unemployment rate in southern Italy is 30% amongst youths. Parallels to England in the 80’s with economic problems and regional strife. #
  • FUD in England over this Israel game. http://urltea.com/23ev “Abramovich Won’t Pay $205,000 Bonus to Russian Soccer Players” #
  • ESPN - Pacman intends to take plea deal, get probation - NFL http://urltea.com/23f5 I know everyone learns at a different pace, but man.. #
  • Pia Sundhage named U.S. coach http://urltea.com/23iq officially moving on from the Greg Ryan era. Hope Solo? get your gloves on! #
  • ESPN - Yankees pitch $45M, 3-year deal to closer Rivera http://urltea.com/23ir Yankees have gone from a talent factory to a glue factory. #
  • Cricinfo - MCC head of cricket John Stephenson and a new prototype pink ball http://urltea.com/23is Susan G Komen plays cricket? #
  • Kissing Suzy Kolber: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - Tom Brady Knee Bounty Increased To $60, Plus Free Goodie Bag! http://urltea.com/23k4 hahahah #
  • Unreal. A Fire Joe Gibbs Site http://urltea.com/23k9 If this Washington were Italy, the fire would be real fire! http://firejoegibbsnow.com/ #
  • Stephon Marbury: ‘I Got Permission to Leave’ - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog http://urltea.com/23ka Starbury - what a giant waste of talent. #
  • Can We Stop Pretending Adam Vinatieri Is a Good Kicker? - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog http://urltea.com/23kc Wow - interesting opinion. #
  • Souring on Lemon, will Cameron reach for Beck? — South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com http://urltea.com/23kg FINALLY!!! This is a no brainer! #
  • ESPN’s NASCAR Crowd Noise Not Normal - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog http://urltea.com/23kh No wonder MLB took their playoff games to TNT. #
  • 100% Injury Rate: Old school athlete ads are horribly awesome http://urltea.com/23kv Niiice - especially the Roger Clemens Zest ad. #
  • 10 Apps Every New Mac User Should Download - PaulStamatiou.com http://urltea.com/23nm Flip4Mac replaces WMP9 and Stuffit is no longer needed #
  • Rescue group finds new home for Ellen’s dog http://urltea.com/23nw Just got wind of this. Amazing. The Dog Mafia in this country needs to go #
  • If there’s anyone to blame in this case blame Ellen. She broke the rules. Where is the accountability. If anyone is responsible it’s Ellen! #
  • Aim your death threats at her. #
  • Nation Of Islam Sportsblog: Game of the Week: Duke Vs. Notre Dame http://urltea.com/23kk “Who to root for? Do we favor Hitler or Stalin?” ha #
  • The NBA in China: Opening a Super Market - washingtonpost.com http://urltea.com/23oj Elvin Hayes and Dave Corzine don’t appreciate China #
  • Microblogging With urlTea - My Twitter Bookmarklet at myopiclunacy.com http://urltea.com/23oq No more JSON for me. I updated the tool. #
  • How to setup your Mac web development environment http://urltea.com/23p8 Or you could just use LAMP http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAMP #
  • California Golden Bears: One Way To Get Tree-Sitters Down http://urltea.com/23pg this is priceless! #
  • Don’t Tell the Donor.org: Baby Jessica’s $1 million trust fund http://urltea.com/23pi Talk about foreshadowing of the future of TV news. #
  • http://tinyurl.com/22wedq iStalker on an iPhone #

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November 13, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-13

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  • So Nebraska got some revenge by putting 73 on K State. They still suck and Bill Calahan will still get fired. RUN THE BALL, BILL! #
  • Notre Dame, Ohio State and Nick Saban all lose. It IS a good day. Unfortunately the Canes close down the OB with a 48-0 loss. OUCH! #
  • Looks like it will be LSU, Oregon and Oklahoma for the BCS Title. “Undefeated” Kansas are the biggest frauds since Kansas State in 98. #
  • Arsenal 3-1 win over Reading. Back on top of the table. As it should be. Meanwhile Brad Friedel wil be seeing Ronaldo in his nightmares! #
  • The Soccer Weblog: Taylor Twellman On His Bike http://urltea.com/22xp what a wonderful way to send your team to the final #
  • Scout.com: Peterson Has “Grade 2″ LCL Tear http://urltea.com/22xr So much for cracking 2000 yards. You knew it would happen sooner or later. #
  • Mark Hughes’ career in management is on an upward curve, writes Aidan O’Hara - Soccer, Sport - Independent.ie http://urltea.com/22xu #
  • Gloomy cloud follows winless Dolphins - International Herald Tribune http://urltea.com/22xy 0-9 lives here. Cam Cameron bit off too much. #
  • Italy copes again with death and violence - http://urltea.com/22y1 When will Italy start dealing with this violence? It’ll just happen again #
  • Seattlest: Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Israeli Pro Basketball Players http://urltea.com/22y3 Nuts! Dangers of playing abroad! #

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November 12, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-12

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