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It wasn’t enough for John L. Smith to lead his team to the biggest collapse this side of the Soviet Union, but then he goes out and leads his team to an uninspired follow-up loss against Illinois. Next up: Michigan and Ohio State. Nice Going John L. I guess we’ll always remember that halftime interview tirade when your team screwed up that field goal attempt.

But fear not. You can always go fishing with Larry Coker - whose fate seems sealed after he started the season 1-2, getting beat at home by an average FSU team, then getting housed in Louisville and falling out of the Top 25 for the first time since 1999. So the Canes would come out mad and inspired at home against lowly Houston, right? WRONG. They trailed 13-7 in the third quarter and had to rally to win 14-13. And other than FSU they haven’t even played an ACC opponent yet! Nice knowing ya, Larry.

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WTF is wrong with Kyle Wright. He has to be the worst QB at Miami in years. Even Ryan Collins, Frank Costa, and Geoff Toretta (Gino’s brother) were better.

• He can’t complete passes
• He can’t outrun pursuit - yet he still tries
• He won’t throw the ball away
• He can’t go past 2 reads without keying on the pass rush
• He never looks off the safety
• He has awful pocket presence
• He has the slowest release this side of Randall Cunningham

He’s just a bad, bad quarterback. Why is he in there? Why is he starting. This is a Dave Wannstedt move - another reason I want Coker out. It’s ok to run the Nebraska Eric Crouch running offense if you can get push from the OL, but when you can’t do that consistantly against quality opposition you need the QB to make plays, not think he can outrun LBs to the corner that run 4.3 40s. I mean Jeez. It’s just painful. The fact that we’re still in the game against GT was amazing and a testament to our defense. This guy just sucks.

Sure Kenny Kelly would give the ball away or Brock Berlin was useless when he wasn’t in shotgun, but this is just pitiful. And Ryan Collins was a run first QB - but at least he could run! At least Kelly could run. At least Ryan Clement and Scott Covington could complete a pass. Wright is horrible. How the hell was he our stater for 3 years? Does that meen Kirby Freeman is just plain retarded?

Unreal.

Lloyd Carr and Larry Coker were in the same boat this offseason. Lloyd Carr went out and got good coaches to coach up his players and get them to play smarter. Larry Coker fired scapegoats and then went out and did interviews.

Now Look at the difference.

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Awww Yeah, Back With Another One
In honor of the Team of Destiny, I’ve put together some lyrical magic. Peep this. This is based on the verse of The Great One (Biggie) in Mo Money Mo Problems
S-E-M, I-N, O-L-E

Gonna end up like Bison Dele

Federal agents in pacific basins

Looking for game, but your team got wasted

My team, the loss column clean

Triple teamed, it doesn’t mean we get beaten

Can’t you see where all our votes went

Loved by pollsters, led by Coker

Seminoles I told ya, pack that ice cuz we

Bruise too much, you lose too much

Step in town our fans boo too much

I guess it’s cuz you run your mouth way too much

We lose our touch? never that

If we did, ain’t no problem, the running back’s

Where our true players at.

Play action passes in the sky

Linemen side to side, and Johnson on the fly

And you still wanna try? Player please

Mess with me? can’t you see - The OB

Be jumpin, send your BCS hopes crumbling

Watch number 2 go, that’s McGahee’s number

Your team will wanna know. He’s gonna roll

The line flow down p-izz-at, spot the hole

Like th-izz-at, dangerous

To c-izz-atch, leave your ass fl-izz-at

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