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Just when you thought Bobby Petrino had outslimed Saban, Saban reclaims the throne!

Sources close to University President Mike Garrison have informed WBGV that Nick Saban’s agent has contacted WVU regarding our vacant head-coaching position.

These sources tell us that Saban is extremely unhappy in Tuscaloosa and has failed to recapture the situation he had in Baton Rouge with LSU. The purpose of the agent’s call was to express initial interest in the position and to have WVU athletics put together a compensation package enough to lure Saban from Alabama.

Now that is the mark of a true champion. Just like Dave Kingman - never let them take your glory!

In an unrelated story -
apparently Ray Lewis is Jewish?

You probably know some of the great Jewish American sports heroes. Like Hank Greenberg. Sandy Koufax. Bob Cousy.

And Ray Lewis. Yes, THAT Ray Lewis.

Apparently his Wikipedia entry says that he is … and you know how much we can believe Wikipedia! So I’m sure it’s true. I sure hope all the NFL Players in his line of destruction are Kosher. Picture from Kissing Suzy Kolber.

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• Unfortunately he could lose every game and beat Auburn next week and those rouges would still worship the ground he walks on. For now … #
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• So Nebraska got some revenge by putting 73 on K State. They still suck and Bill Calahan will still get fired. RUN THE BALL, BILL! #
• Notre Dame, Ohio State and Nick Saban all lose. It IS a good day. Unfortunately the Canes close down the OB with a 48-0 loss. OUCH! #
• Looks like it will be LSU, Oregon and Oklahoma for the BCS Title. “Undefeated” Kansas are the biggest frauds since Kansas State in 98. #
• Arsenal 3-1 win over Reading. Back on top of the table. As it should be. Meanwhile Brad Friedel wil be seeing Ronaldo in his nightmares! #
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ESPN has made a nasty habit out of acquiring various sports franchises and ruining the production value. They replaced the NBA on NBC and ratings slid into a crater. They turned Monday Night Football into a late night talk show where a football game is on in the background. They use Chris Berman and his tired act to upstage more experienced and knoledgable (and tolerable) anchors at big events like the Baseball Tonight and the US Open.

Saturday, NBC threw it to Costas just before the leaders teed off. Costas told us who they were, what was at stake and then it was back to golf. No speeches, poetry or floral designs. He knew that not a single soul had tuned in to the U.S. Open because he was there.

Compare Costas to ESPN’s signature guy, Chris Berman, who as tower host of the first two rounds of the Open, couldn’t help but show up as Vaudeville Chris, performing his TV clown act as if Open viewers would otherwise have been disappointed.

And don’t even ask the enthusiasts what they did to NASCAR or NHRA. So it shouldn’t be a surprise when they interupt a pretty good Alabama - Arkansas football game to try to promote the Women’s World Cup!

Most Pointless Interview - Mike Patrick exchanged a few words with US women’s soccer player Cat Whitehill, who didn’t even go to Alabama, as I had originally suspected. Turns out she’s from Birmingham, so apparently that was enough of a connection for ESPN to interview her during an Alabama game. They’ll stop at nothing to cross-promote, huh? (On a somewhat related note, while looking up Whitehill’s information, I noticed that there’s a player on the US team named Shannon Boxx. If that’s her real name, WOW.)

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Fox Sports’ Jay Glazer wrote in Truth is, college coaches should stay put

Gee, Nick Saban lied… imagine that! After all, why let the truth get in a way of a darn good scam?

The purpose of this column is not to simply bash the Napoleanic gnome — a man who can’t seem but to lie, only to angrily bully his inquisitors as if they should be physically afraid of him. Sure, we can go on and on about how the Nicktator took one of the game’s classiest owners and cleaned his clock. After all the times Saban acted like he was going to kick another man’s butt, after all the times he verbally undressed and humiliated others, he’d finally gotten the better of a man.But Wayne Huizenga? Never saw that coming. At the very least we thought he’d get a ball boy or even the little dude who worked for the Jets who Bill Polian jacked up in the tunnel. But Wayne Huizenga? The same Wayne Huizenga regarded as one of the best and most loyal owners in the NFL?

So let this column act as a memo to all owners out there looking to delve deep into the coaching search to pluck out the next great hope: DO NOT GO TO THE COLLEGE RANKS FOR YOUR NFL HEAD COACH!!!

All I can say is that Nick Saban will have the ultimate comeuppance when those same Bama fans that shook his hand and tried to tongue kiss him on the tarmac end up running his ass out of town because he went 7-5 and lost to Auburn. 5 coaches in 10 seasons? Can you fault Franchione from busting out - he saw the hatchet coming.

He will not be missed in Miami because he made no progress here despite what he says. Some might say he even regressed in certain areas from year one to year two. Hopefully Huizenga quits trying to hire the big name coach with sizzle and goes after an assistant who understands the NFL and the commitment required - and maybe instead of trying to assess that himself, let someone with some experience (successful experience) in hiring a head coach actually take on that role. I have no idea why he’s so allergic to having a strong GM.

And to Nick - well your wife is away from multicultural Miami now and back where she can lord her position as coach’s wife over all the townfolk in BFE. Enjoy it while you can. But in the mean time - War Eagle.

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