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April 15, 2009

Celebri-crap

Filed under: Celebs, Lindsey Lohan, boobs — Tags: aging-quickly, boobs, Celebs, Crazy-George, gums, hard-living, Jamie-Foxx, Lil-Kim, Lindsey Lohan, Miley-Cyrus, Roc, tore-up-from-the-floor-up, verbal-beatdown, wardrobe-malfunction — webadmin @ 3:24 am

L’il Kim Wardrobe Malfunction

So I heard that L’il Kim had a wardrobe malfunction on DWTS and set about to find it on the internets. What I found was someone who was obviously doing a bad job impersonating her:

Is this the same Kim that was Junior Mafia singing “grab your dicks if you love hip hop?”

the funniest part is her trying to figure out which 1950’s character to be? I suppose no sheriffs, dogs, or water hoses were available LOL

oh – and no malfunction visible. Not that there’s a lack of other instances

Jamie vs Miley – Oh Shit!

that’s Emmy winning Jamie Fox!

a.k.a. Crazy George from Roc

Gawd, what happened to Lindsey Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

taking the Tara Reid / Nicole Richie / Kimberly Drummond diet

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September 4, 2007

Sending Yet ANOTHER Bad Message To American Girls

Filed under: Celebs, DUI, Lindsey Lohan — Tags: Celebs, DUI, jail, judge, Lindsey Lohan — webadmin @ 2:33 pm

Once again, proving that being a starlet has its privileges, another starstruck judge did the wrong thing and only gave Lindsey Lohan a slap on the wrist.

Lindsay Lohan will serve 24 hours in a city or county jail reports US. Lohan has also been ordered to complete 10 days of community service and enroll in an 18-month alcohol program.

Lohan pleaded no contest to one count of misdemeanor DUI and to two counts of reckless driving, two counts of being under the influence of cocaine, and driving while having a .08 blood alcohol level or higher.

In both incidents, police allegedly found Lohan in possession of cocaine, however, the amounts tested were below the .05 grams required to merit a felony charge.

Is it going to take her killing someone before anyone decides she needs to be punished for her crimes like every other drugged out coke fiend in America gets punished? What a joke. Here’s hoping that next time (and you better believe there will be a next time) if she does kill someone, that it’s only herself. And maybe Paris and Britney too.