August 29, 2008

Jessica Simpson: Pub-Starved Arm Candy

Yo mama's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

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So says Jim Rome. Hilarious. Apparenlty, too, “Tony Romo the New Love of My Life

And best of luck to you, Tony Now that shes confessed in the article to picking out your clothes, youre gonna need it.

She also wrote a song about him and said Tony played it in the locker room for his teammates.

No word on how long it took them to stop laughng.

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December 20, 2007

Scattered Thoughts on 2007-12-20

Yo mama's so fat n black she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill

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December 18, 2007

Tony Romo’s Woman Problems…

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Yo mama's so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

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…become the Dallas Cowboys’ women problems. Everytime he’s linked to an A-lister, he has a shit game and the Cowboys lose.

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August 6, 2007

50 Most Beautiful People

Yo mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass.

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