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June 12, 2009

Madrid via Paris?? Awesome.

Filed under: Christiano Ronaldo, Paris Hilton, Real Madrid — Tags: , , — webadmin @ 7:31 pm


 

I’m going to enjoy Ronaldo wreck his career.

Paris does have a nice ass, tho.

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May 7, 2009

Oy! Jenna von Oy

Filed under: Celebs, ass, babes, booty — Tags: , , , , , , , — webadmin @ 10:32 pm


 

Seems to have done very well in the booty department!

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April 15, 2009

Celebri-crap



 

L’il Kim Wardrobe Malfunction

So I heard that L’il Kim had a wardrobe malfunction on DWTS and set about to find it on the internets. What I found was someone who was obviously doing a bad job impersonating her:

Is this the same Kim that was Junior Mafia singing “grab your dicks if you love hip hop?”

the funniest part is her trying to figure out which 1950’s character to be? I suppose no sheriffs, dogs, or water hoses were available LOL

oh – and no malfunction visible. Not that there’s a lack of other instances :)


Jamie vs Miley – Oh Shit!

that’s Emmy winning Jamie Fox!

a.k.a. Crazy George from Roc


Gawd, what happened to Lindsey Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

taking the Tara Reid / Nicole Richie / Kimberly Drummond diet

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April 1, 2009

Ali G and The Beckhams



 

easily one of the funniest videos online – I laugh everytime I see it. it was for a charity programme on TV in England back when Beckham could still play :)

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October 6, 2008

Hip Hop Homemaking

Filed under: Celebs, Music, TV, Video — Tags: , , , , , , , , — webadmin @ 6:30 pm


 

I managed to record and watch VH1’s Top 100 Hip Hop Songs ever today. It was OK aside from the fact that (except for Run DMC) they only had one song per artist, and in some cases (Ladies First for Queen Latifah instead of U.N.I.T.Y, Colors for Ice T instead of New Jack Hustler, Stan for Eminem instead of anything else) the wrong song IMO. Anyways one gem I found out in the Where Are They Now segment for Coolio is that he has an online cooking show! Really!

Quite Frankly, this is the stupidest (and most unexpected) thing I’ve ever seen. EVER! Which is why it’s so hilarious!!

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October 4, 2008

Let This Be A Lesson



 

Pick your heroes carefully.

Black America was on to his act a long time ago, despite a moment of weakness when everyone else finally caught on.

Maybe now we can get back to a world where the people we idolize are the people who are doing something to change the world, not just profit from it.

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August 29, 2008

Jessica Simpson: Pub-Starved Arm Candy



 

So says Jim Rome. Hilarious. Apparenlty, too, “Tony Romo the New Love of My Life

And best of luck to you, Tony Now that shes confessed in the article to picking out your clothes, youre gonna need it.

She also wrote a song about him and said Tony played it in the locker room for his teammates.

No word on how long it took them to stop laughng.

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August 20, 2008

Cored Apple



 

Christina Applegate had a double masectomy because of her breast cancer. Apparently it ran in the family – which influenced her decision. I’ve had a crush on her since Kelly Bundy days. The sister of Grandmaster B and simpleton that created The Bundy Bounce. She’s now looking forward to having the perkiest breasts in the nursing home. But will she still be able to do the Bundy Bounce? Probably not without some sort of scooter chair.

Christina Applegate


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August 5, 2008

Spice Girl Socialism



 

I always knew “Spice Up Your Life” was a thinly veiled anthem for Marxism

A German hobby historian says he’s discovered that Posh Spice is a descendant of a Heilbronn, Germany communist who was close to Karl Marx.

Victoria BeckhamHans Müller, 72, says he has been researching the Pfänder family for years, but recently discovered that Carl Heinrich Pfänder (1819-1876), the son of a Heilbronn cooper who emigrated to London after taking part in the worker’s movement, is former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham’s great-great-great-grandfather. The communist revolutionary from southwest Germany was an artist and painted miniatures for work in London.

Born Victoria Adams, Beckham is famous for her flashy lifestyle, but her German roots are humble. Pfänder “didn’t get rich,” Müller said. “His wife was buried in a pauper’s grave in London.”

According to Müller, Posh’s forefather left Germany for London because it had “become a bit tight politically.”

“He participated in the 1848 revolution and was with Friedrich Engels at the famous battle in Waghäusl,” Müller said, adding that the revolutionary had also belonged to communist organizations in London.

Müller, who travelled to London three times in the course of his research, says he also discovered that football star David Beckham’s wife has musical roots too. Pfänder’s brother Wilhelm was choral singer and revolutionary who was also active in the revolution and emigrated to America in 1848, going on to become state treasurer in Minnesota.

Müller has been in touch with the pop star’s mother Jaqueline, who confirmed his assertions and promised to tell her daughter, he said.

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May 17, 2008

OJ Simpson’s New Admission: WHEN I Did It!



 

So OJ’s friend came out and said that he admitted to killing his wife 5/11/08 while hign one day:

LOS ANGELES — A memorabilia dealer who profited from O.J. Simpson for many years is the latest former crony to write a tell-all book, this one alleging a groggy Simpson, high on marijuana, confessed to killing his ex-wife after he was acquitted.

Mike Gilbert also claims he helped his former friend wiggle out of the murder charges by suggesting how to bloat his hands so they wouldn’t fit the notorious bloody gloves.

Gilbert’s book, “How I Helped O.J. Get Away With Murder: The Shocking Inside Story of Violence, Loyalty, Regret and Remorse” is due in stores Monday. It was released to The Associated Press in advance.

He said Simpson had smoked pot, took a sleeping pill and was drinking beer when he confided at his Brentwood home weeks after his trial what happened the night of June 12, 1994. Simpson said he went to his ex-wife’s condominium, but did not bring a knife with him. Simpson told him Nicole Brown Simpson had one in her hand when she opened the door.

In a soft mumble, Simpson told him: “If she hadn’t opened that door with a knife in her hand … she’d still be alive.”

“Nothing more needed to be said,” Gilbert writes. “O.J. had confessed to me. There’s no doubt in my mind.”

Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman were stabbed to death at the entrance to her condominium. The knife was never found.

Simpson’s current lawyer Yale Galanter said none of Gilbert’s claims are true and that Gilbert is “a delusional drug addict who needs money. He’s fallen on very hard times. He is in trouble with the IRS.”

“I’ve talked to O.J. about it,” said Galanter, who refused to allow Simpson to comment directly because of his upcoming robbery trial in Las Vegas. “This stuff not only didn’t occur but it’s not factually supported by the evidence.”

The name calling and accusations on both sides showed that deep wounds persist.

In a phone interview, Gilbert called Galanter “an ambulance chaser and an enabler and denier for O.J. I know. I used to do the same thing. I understand the game.”

He acknowledged he has IRS problems which he says were caused by Simpson but said, “I could take a drug test and pass it. I highly doubt that O.J. could.”

Gilbert is the second sports memorabilia dealer to write a Simpson book this year. Thomas Riccio, who arranged a Las Vegas memorabilia sale that led to Simpson’s armed robbery arrest, penned “Busted” last month.

Simpson himself participated in the controversial book, “If I Did It,” which he claimed was not a confession. It was withdrawn by the publisher and eventually released last year by the Goldman family to help satisfy a $33.5 million wrongful death judgment.

Gilbert said he continued to represent Simpson for another decade after the alleged confession, hawking items with his autograph, hiding the profits and helping Simpson shield his possessions so they could not be seized by the Goldman family.

Gilbert also claims that he counseled the jailed Simpson during his murder trial to stop taking his arthritis medicine so his hands would swell up and not fit the bloody gloves in court. He offers no proof Simpson followed his advice or that he was taking any medicine, but the drama that played out in court when the gloves didn’t fit was central to Simpson’s defense.

The prosecutors in Simpson’s murder trial, Marcia Clark and Christopher Darden, could not immediately be reached for comment on Gilbert’s claims.

Former Gilbert partner Bruce Fromong, who was involved in the Las Vegas incident, said Gilbert is known for spinning tall tales.

“Mike makes up a lot of great stories,” said Fromong. “Mike Gilbert has a ton of skeletons in his closet. He’s as dirty as anyone.”

Gilbert said he broke with Simpson two years ago because he felt cheated, didn’t approve of his lifestyle and was repulsed by “If I Did It.” He writes that he was guided to do his own the book by dreams in which he saw the ghosts of his dead grandmother and of Nicole Brown Simpson.

He refers to himself in the book as a “Judas,” and says he is betraying Simpson because he’s ashamed of what he did and wants to soothe his conscience. He responded to Fromong’s criticism by saying he’s made mistakes and isn’t trying to clean up his image with the book.

He writes that he was not alone in helping Simpson beat the murder charges, but “I hope to be the first to finally confess.”

Gilbert said he funnelled money from autograph signing appearances to Simpson under the table so the Goldman family could not get it. Gilbert said he paid Simpson 80 percent, kept 20 percent but had to pay taxes on the whole amount. He said Simpson repeatedly told him they’d settle up later.

But they never did and when pushed Simpson reminded him of the Goldman debt: “Hey, at least you don’t owe $33.5 million.”

“Yeah, I didn’t kill anybody either,” Gilbert replied. Simpson scowled.

He offers apologies to the dead Nicole Brown Simpson, whom he said he never liked, and to the Goldman family.

“He offers an apology for money laundering?” said Goldman attorney David Cook. “I don’t think we want the apology. I think we need the money. Send us a check, not an I’m sorry.”

He said he plans to use the book as a treasure map to Simpson’s hidden assets.

Gilbert, 53, was a childhood fan of Simpson who was thrilled when another client, football great Marcus Allen, introduced them and they began doing business together.

Gilbert wrote in his book that he was admitted to a world of privilege and he got caught up in a power trip in which he believed he was better than “ordinary people.”

Gilbert blames himself and other Simpson friends for failing to act when they detected domestic violence in the Simpson marriage. But he says each time there was a fight between the couple or a call by Nicole to police it was dismissed as part of their obsession with each other or they pretended it didn’t happen.

“O.J. mattered more,” he said. “The fringe benefits that came with being one of O.J.’s friends mattered more — or at least we thought they did.”

Gilbert wrote the book for many reasons. It wasn’t just to make money or hurt Simpson.

“Nothing can hurt O.J.,” he said in an interview. “He doesn’t have the emotions we have.”

In a chapter on the Las Vegas case, he acknowledges that Simpson was in search of memorabilia he believed Gilbert stole from him, including the suit he wore the day he was acquitted.

“I never sold the suit, not even when I was dead broke,” he writes. “At least that’s something small to be proud of.”

But Gilbert does acknowledge that he unsuccessfully tried to sell the suit at one point — before he sold his book.

Hmm, this takes the shine off Johnny Cochran – I was sure he would have been the one who got Simpson’s hands not to fit. But then again – it shows JC’s freestyle/improv ability to have reeled off the “If the gloves don’t fit you must acquit” line. I was sure he had that one locked and loaded from a few nights before – like Jackie Childs and Foghorn Leghorn.

T-Minus 6 months until we hear from OJ again.

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