January 8, 2009

The Roundup from 2009-01-08

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Yo mama's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

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January 7, 2009

The Roundup from 2009-01-07

Yo mama's so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.

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January 6, 2009

The Roundup from 2009-01-06

Yo mama's so old she owes Jesus a nickel.

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January 5, 2009

The Roundup from 2009-01-05

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Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.

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January 4, 2009

The Roundup from 2009-01-04

When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!"

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  • Best Without A Trace episode ever http://tr.im/2w09 #
  • Behind QB Johnson, Utah busted the BCS like no mid-major before http://tr.im/2wpe UTAH WAXES CRIMSON TIDE ASS. Sorry Satan..errr… Saban. #
  • MANGINI PAL ATLAS TAKES JABS AT FAVRE http://tr.im/2wph Teddy Atlas to Brett Favre: “You’re selfish!” #
  • Mind how you go old man… David Beckham left gasping for breath after rigorous training session with AC Milan http://tr.im/2wq2 #
  • #Jets Suck http://tr.im/2vv5 the Lou Holtz quote is the best. #

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January 1, 2009

The Roundup from 2009-01-01

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Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

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  • Piling on: Jets teammates unhappy with Favre http://tr.im/2td7 “I want (Favre) out of the building before I get there,” one GM told The … #
  • “He’s finished. You can read Mangini’s body language: ‘We can’t control him. He will not follow. He’s undisciplined. Belligerent.’” #
  • “Why would any reasonable man even want him around if you are trying to get a fresh start?” #

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December 31, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-12-31

Yo mama's so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing

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  • Google Street View Captures Man/Woman Peeing In the Street http://tr.im/2rmp #
  • http://tr.im/2rva Kathy Wagner - brunette intellectual wearing glasses in the movie How High that ends up walking off with Fred Willard #
  • Ways to Escape the Timeshare Trap http://tr.im/2s7b oh no! #

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December 29, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-12-29

Yo mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.

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  • Pennington bests the Jets. http://tr.im/2pfk Favre fraud exposed even more. Patriots best team to 1) lose a super bowl, 2) miss playoffs #
  • http://tr.im/2phw The creator of a dance step made famous by sprinting sensation Usain Bolt at the Olympics has been slain in Jamaica. #
  • http://tr.im/2pi0 The Dolphins are one of only eight teams in NFL history to average less than one turnover per game. #
  • http://tr.im/2pi5 The Cowboys were all but handed the Lombardi Trophy during training camp … they proved to be complete frauds #
  • http://tr.im/2pif No team ever has: 1. made the playoffs after a one-win campaign, 2. won double-digit games after a one-win campaign. #
  • http://tr.im/2pih Quarterback Tony Romo has had a dreadful night and the “can’t win the big one” tag will follow him into the 2009 season. #
  • http://tr.im/2pik Will Wade Phillips be back in 2009? Will Jason Garrett return as the highest-paid assistant in the game? #
  • Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard was arrested early Monday in connection with an alleged assault at a bar http://tr.im/2pjd #
  • Parcells is looking to leverage new owner Stephen Ross into adding another year to the out clause. http://tr.im/2plm #
  • Tony Romo Collapsed In The Shower. “I think the Eagles ran the soap all the way back.” http://tr.im/2ply #

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December 27, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-12-27

Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

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