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From a Gawker piece entitled Carla Bruni: The Nude First Lady (Of France)

Carla Bruni, who recently married noted ladies’ man Nikolas Sarkozy and became the First Lady of France, used to be a model. A naked model. A nude—and relatively tasteful—portrait of Bruni by the photographer Michel Comte is up for sale at Christie’s in April.

And here is Carla Bruni in all her glory. Although people like Paris Hilton have been lowering the bar, I can’t really see this happening in America any time soon. There’d be a civil war from the religious right.

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It’s not every day that a beauty like Kim Kardashian will take it all off … and on tape!.

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As they say … sex sells

Women’s Soccer Team To Strip Down For New Sponsors

An amatuer women’s team in Germany has hopes that going topless will make them some cash, too. The players of Meiendorfer SV, a small Hamburg-based club, are looking for new sponsorship, and they have posted an enticing come-on on their official website, possibly bringing a new phrase into the marketing lexicon: Sexy Sponsorensuche.

“We’ll take the shirts off our backs for new sponsors!!!” the offer reads. “Are you interested??? Then read on below the picture!”

The photo in question shows twelve team members standing on a soccer field, wearing only white dress shirts and bikini bottoms.

Anyone who decides to fund the “self-financed” team will receive not only exposure on the MSV website, in game-day programs, and in stadium announcements, but also a photo of the same twelve players — minus the shirts.

“Of course,” the offer continues, the photo will come “with a hearty Thank You from us and the Sponsor’s Name edited into the picture.”

I’m pitching in with $20

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