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So Bobby Petrino finally figures out he’s in way over his head and decides (3 games before the end of the NFL season) to bolt for the comforts of Fayetteville. Here’s the form letter he left for his players upon leaving along with some KSK-inspred banter with his wife:

Becky: You realize you’re a 46-year-old man who goes by “Bobby,” right?

Petrino: (sighs) Yeah. Guess I’ll need to add my middle name if I wanna make it in Arkansas, huh?

Horrible. Terrible. Such an utter lack of class. What would the Hog Hotties like Jessica (Miss May) think about that poor example you’re setting for Arkansas, the school where the former coach was allegedly having an affair with a TV reporter. Um … Nevermind.

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Well, since I did one for Amanda Cicchini, I figure I better do Allison Stokke as well (i wish) as the comparisons are popping up around the blogosphere:

She is a high school pole vaulter (she may be in college now) who as you can tell by the picture looks ridiculous. Ridiculously amazing that is!!! I think I became instantly fallen when the stories about her first came out on some bloggers sites.

Enjoy:

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So what are Buckeye fans telling Wolverine fans after Saturday?

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• Unfortunately he could lose every game and beat Auburn next week and those rouges would still worship the ground he walks on. For now … #
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Playing soccer apparently does wonders for one’s glut muscles. Courtesy of The Big Lead:

Yes, we are well aware of Amanda Cicchini, the West Virginia junior who is turning into an overnight internet sensation. Apparently, Barstool Sports (the guys who claim Allison Stokke as theirs) has unearthed a treasure trove of photos that capture the Canadian (!) in some positively awesome off-the-field attire.

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Special thanks to Mac Gs World for providing poon links around the world of college
football:

The Power of the Poon

Poon of the SEC

ACC Poon

Pac 10 Poon

Big 10 Poon

Big East Poon

Black Poon Friday

and don’t forget:

Booty 4 Booty

and of course SportsByBrooks

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