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Tribute to the Uptown Comedy Club
I doubt anyone remembers but this is a skit comedy show that was syndicated in the mid 90’s – right around the time In Living Color was dying out – it featured Tracy Morgan who would go on to fame on SNL and 30 Rock. It also had the first Yo Mama joke battles. It [...]
Yo mama
Yo mama’s so ballheaded when she showers she gets brainwashed
Yo mama’s blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama’s car’s so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.
Yo mama’s cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama’s got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama’s got more chins than a Hong Kong [...]Random Yo-Mama Jokes
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Yo mama’s been on welfare so long they put her face on the food stamps.
Yo mama’s blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama’s car’s so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.
Yo mama’s cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama’s [...]Yo Mama’s So Short/Tall …
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Yo mama’s so short she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama’s so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama’s so short she poses for trophies
Yo mama’s so short You could see her feet on her driver’s licencse
Yo mama’s so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo mama’s so skinny I gave ger [...]Yo Mama’s So Poor …
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Yo mama’s so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
Yo mama’s so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama’s so poor your tv got 2 channels: on and off
Yo mama’s so poor, she [...]Yo Mama’s So Dirty/Hairy …
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Yo mama’s so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama’s so greasy she sweats crisco
Yo mama’s so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid
Yo mama’s so greasy when she slid into second she ended in detroit
Yo mama’s so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her
Yo mama’s so hairy her armpits [...]Yo Mama’s ____ Are So …
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Yo mama’s arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama’s booty is so big if You tell her to haul ass she gotta make 2
trips
Yo mama’s breath is so stank we don’t know whether you need gum or toilet
paper
Yo mama’s breath is so stank when [...]Yo Mama’s Like …
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Yo mama’s like 7up – never had it never will (You’re adopted)
Yo mama’s like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Yo mama’s like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.
Yo mama’s like a bowling ball, You can fit three fingers in.
Yo mama’s like a bus; guys climb on and [...]Yo Mama’s So Black …
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Yo mama’s so black every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on
Yo mama’s so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water would turn into coffee
Yo mama’s so black she bleeds smoke
Yo mama’s so black she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama’s so black she went to [...]
