Random Yo-Mama Jokes
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- * Yo mama’s so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
* Yo mama’s so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said “break it up!”
* Yo mama’s so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block
* Yo mama’s so fat she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas’ English Muffin.
* Yo mama’s so dumb that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”
* Yo mama’s so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing
* Yo mama’s so stupid she said “what’s that letter after x” and i said Y she said “cause I wana know”
* Yo mama’s so fat she broke her leg and gravy dripped out
* Yo mama’s so dumb she sat on TV & watched the couch
* Yo mama’s so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
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