Random Yo-Mama Jokes
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- * Yo mama’s so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
* Yo mama’s so fat if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his word for it!
* Yo mama’s so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
* Yo mama’s so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
* Yo mama’s so ugly she can look up a camel’s butt and scare the hump off of it
* Yo mama’s so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read
* Yo mama’s so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
* Yo mama’s so old, she used to babysit Jesus.
* Yo mama’s so fat when she backs up she beeps
* Yo mama’s so dumb she thought St Ides was a Catholic church.
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