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November 20, 2009

[Sub-gutter press + Arsecast 139] Arseblog shines an illuminating light on the opportunistic press



 

The Mirror:

Liam Brady last night branded Thierry Henry “shameful“ after launching a bitter attack on FIFA for fixing the outcome.

Or did he? In fact LB7’s use of the word “shameful” was aimed at FIFA. On Thierry he said:

I wouldn’t blame Thierry Henry for what went on. I would maybe look at what happened three months before and the fact that these seedings for the play-offs were made to favour the bigger teams. I would ask why that went on.

Then we have Henry Winter in the Telegraph calling for Henry to be banned from the World Cup, saying:

Thierry, you have just given football its “Say it ain’t so, Joe” moment. From Shoeless to Shameless. 

If the reference eludes you Winter is talking about “Shoeless” Joe Jackson, a baseball player for the Chicago White Sox who participated in a match fixing conspiracy to allow the Cincinnati Reds to win the World Series. So Thierry’s handball is now being equated with deliberate, considered and systematic cheating. I really expected better from Henry Winter because this is the kind of shite you would see in the worst kind of tabloid. Instead he’s jumped on the bandwagon and made himself look like a total idiot. He goes on to say:

A cheat like Henry should not be allowed to attend the World Cup while honest souls like Shay Given, Robbie Keane, Damien Duff and Ireland’s wonderful supporters stay at home. 

Since when did an English journalist care so much about Irish football? It’s cloying in the extreme to have them fake sincerity towards Ireland just to have a pop at Henry. How nice of them to be so outraged on our behalf. And ‘honest souls’ like Robbie Keane and Damien Duff. After the game Damien Duff spoke to the BBC, here’s what he said:

If it was myself or Robbie down the other end we’d have tried it … you just expect the linesman or referee to see it.

Honest souls, indeed. I haven’t even bothered looking anywhere else because I assume it’s all the same shite, not a voice of reason anywhere (although Barry Glendenning did say he’d buy Henry a pint if he came to Ireland – he’d probably buy him a pint of Coors Lite though, which would be fair punishment it has to be said).

It really is amazing when you see the unbridled vitriol over this incident … IN ENGLAND. Opportunistic press capitalizing on the latent xenophobia of some who wish to think British Football as pure as days gone by and attribute stylistic and cultural differences in how the game is played on an alleged continentalization that’s out to ruin the game.

Sounds eerily similar to the plight of the Fox News/Republican Tea Partiers here in America … make that “Real America” – you know – the part not including New York, LA, etc.

It’s very convenient to blame Henry only because of the stakes of the game and the nationality of the victims in this case. I still wonder why the outrage isn’t vented at the governing body who is STILL the lone holdout in major world sport in integrating some sort of real, effective, efficient technological (or human) review process either during the game or after the game.

All we hear are excuses of why and how and precedent. If you keep hemming and hawing, nothing will ever get done. Draw a line and move forward with a plan. But if you don’t address the real causes, this will happen again. and again. And there’s nothing that making Thierry Henry a scapegoat will ever do to fix it. He is not the droid you’re looking for.

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November 19, 2009

Arseblog speaks sense in a media dominated by nonsense



 

Look, it was a handball, he cheated, no question about it. Would I have preferred he didn’t do it? Of course. Is it the only reason Ireland didn’t qualify for the World Cup? No. Thierry is now Ireland’s most hated man, there are Facebook groups and websites with Guestbooks where you can register and call him whatever name you want, but for me it’s a real shame that professional sports writers are talking about Henry ruining his reputation as if this is what defines his career. They ought to hang their heads and get some perspective. 

You had pundits last night, players who actually played the game, who suggested that Henry should have told the ref he’d handled it. Seriously! As if they would have when they were playing. As if an Irish player would have if he’d done it. The soapboxing was unreal and, frankly, bullshit. For anyone who has played the game – AT ANY LEVEL – to say that they would have told the referee they handled it out of good sportsmanship is a liar. And when World Cup qualification is on the table? Give me a break.

If it had been against Serbia, for example, would anyone give a shit? Same thing as the Eduardo dive, isn’t it? Everyone’s got a soft spot for good old Celtic and sure aren’t the Irish great craic, therefore the anger and outraged is multiplied. And I’m an Irishman so I won’t be lectured to by English journalists about how I should feel about what happened or Thierry Henry. But there wouldn’t be 10% of the fuss if he’d done the same thing against some swarthy eastern Europeans. And if the shoe had been on the other foot, or the glove on the other hand, perhaps, would there be such a ferocious reaction about how the nasty Irish had cheated the French? I don’t think so. I dare to say those in the English press might have had a good laugh at the expense of their cross-channel rivals. And how many Irishmen laughed at Maradona in 1986? Perhaps it’s not quite so funny now.

He should not have handled it but he did. Ireland should have scored at least one more goal but they didn’t and how many times have we watched football for something like this to happen? Thierry has been a magnificent footballer, he has won practically every medal there is to win (sadly one in particular with that scabby lot in Spain), and that for me is how he’ll be remembered, despite the efforts of some to sully that.

Is Michael Owen remembered only for his blatant dive against Argentina? Wayne Rooney for diving to win that penalty at Old Trafford? No. They are all pieces of instinctive cheating, it happens in football since time immemorial and will continue to do so.

And a bunch of the Irish players said post-match that they understood what Henry did and even said they may have done the same thing if the shoe was on the other foot. This was with the various media prodding them to curse Henry live on camera. Hats off to Ireland for sportsmanship, to Trappatoni for not letting the media pick his squad, and to understanding that sometimes shit happens.

Ideally this game would get replayed, but I don’t think the realities of a December 4th draw would allow it. What will be interesting, though, is to see if Platini would treat France and Henry the way he treated Arsenal and Eduardo. Likely not!

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May 29, 2009

Proof that ESPN Hates the Beautiful Game



 

John Anderson, the typical Sportscenter knob who stumbles through Champions League highlights and names and terms, finally admits – ON ABC’S YOUTUBE CHANNEL – that he hates footy. Are you kidding me? And you want ME to support watching any soccer on ESPN?!? Or any Disney properties?

Fuck That! Come on FSC and Fox!



YouTube – Hating the Beautiful Game

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October 12, 2008

I love this kinda stuff



 

It shows the true character of people.

Man Holds Monkey Doll With Obama Sticker At Palin Rally (VIDEO)

CBS reports:

As the crowd cheered at a Sarah Palin rally this morning in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, a man in the audience grinned as he held up a stuffed monkey doll with a Barack Obama bumper sticker wrapped across its forehead.

After Palin finished her remarks this morning, the man holding the stuffed monkey seemed to notice that a video camera was pointed at him, at which point he removed the Obama sticker from the doll’s head and crumpling it up in his hand. He then handed the doll to a young boy who was watching the rally from his father’s shoulders. The boy’s parents later told CBS News that they weren’t acquainted with the man who gave their son the stuffed monkey.

But in this video, the man is clearly proud of his work:

John McCain should worry that these are the kind of people his ads have scared up. And he should worry that the backlash has filled Obama’s coffers:

With the presidential campaign approaching its final stretch, Barack Obama finds himself in an enviable position.

One official close to the campaign said that September’s fundraising haul set a new record, surpassing the $66 million Obama raised in August. Another aide, asked about the campaign’s take, would only describe it: “big.”

Moreover, the assault that John McCain has launched against Obama’s character – including repeated criticisms of the Illinois Democrat’s association to former Weather Underground member Bill Ayers – has largely backfired. Obama sources shared internal campaign polling figures that show a sharp fall in positive feelings for the Republican ticket. Following the most recent spat of negative ads, they say, McCain’s unfavorable rating has gone over 50 percent, notably higher than anything detected in recent public polling.

Gov. Sarah Palin is fairing just as poorly if not worse. In New Hampshire, an official with knowledge of internal polling says the Alaska Republican’s favorable rating has nosedived to 36 percent, with 56 percent viewing her unfavorably.

Even within Republican circles it seems there is a growing sentiment that McCain’s recent strategy has had a blow-back effect. On Sunday, the Weekly Standard’s William Kristol called the negative tactics “stupid.”

“The main thing to say about these negative ads — which, I don’t think, almost none of them has been across the line — they haven’t worked,” he said on Fox News Sunday. “Obama’s favorable rating is as high as it’s been in three months. It’s actually gone up in the last month. So it’s a stupid campaign.”

I want to say taking the high road and fighting back honorably against smears is why this has happened, but I realize it has a lot to do with the economy. Either way – I’m glad the hidden dirt is getting exposed.

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