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May 20, 2010

Best Commercial Ever? YES!



 

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April 20, 2009

BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT!!!

Filed under: Humor, Parody, Soccer, Wayne Rooney — Tags: , , , , , , , — webadmin @ 11:16 am


 

very nice

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March 21, 2009

I LOVE Paul Scholes



 

First he did this in the UEFA Super Cup



YouTube – Zenit, Paul scholes handball volleyballshot

and now this

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he’s off. Rooney FINALLY gets sent off for being a d-bag (and didn’t go quietly) and Ronaldo should have been sent off.

Two weeks in a row the referees treating United like any other club. Amazing.

Of course Chelsea squander the opportunity and Liverpool probably will do the same tomorrow.

COME ON ARSENAL. It’s only, what, a 12 point deficit?

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January 31, 2009

Obama and Mourinho



 

hilarious



YouTube – Special 1 TV EP O1 A very special guest

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January 11, 2009

Wayne Rooney: Howard Webb’s Illegitimate Son



 

Darth Wayne RooneyThat has to be the explanation. The only explanation for why Rooney continues his one man disrespect campaign unabated by his manager, the FA, or referees – even those as respected as Howard Webb. At one point during the game Wayne Rooney was completely out of control, kicking out at Carvalho trying to shepherd a ball into touch, then launching into a tirade at another challenge which a foul was called. It made Ashley Cole’s display last season look like child’s play and the fact that he wasn’t given a yellow card is an abomination.

Rooney out of controlHe later launched into another unwarranted tirade at the linesman for an improperly taken corner (as video confirmed) right before United’s first goal. At this point, not at least giving him a yellow card showed me (and probably Chelsea) that the outcome of this game was to be predetermined. Wayne Rooney Webb and his diving teammate Ronaldo were free to roam. The game was over at that point and Chelsea were running uphill.

Benitez claims that Ferguson is “the only manager who will not be punished” for verbally attacking referees.

Rafa Benitez was right, but he didn’t go far enough. Well, he probably shouldn’t have said all this himself – especially in light of their meltdown at Stoke, but it needed to be said. Hopefully he tries even harder and succeeds at winding up Ferguson.

I don’t know what it will take before someone finally brings Shrek to justice. Perhaps he’ll have to go Joey Barton on some unsuspecting clubgoer. I suppose it’s to his credit he isn’t that type of a knucklehead. But I’m tired of the enabling that goes on with Rooney’s petulance – it just detracts from the integrity of the game. I suppose there’s only one man who can stop Rooney:



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Anyways, enough of that. There was another game going on today …

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August 23, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-08-23



 

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April 1, 2008

Message to Luciano Spalletti



 

also applies to Mirko Slomka. Warm up the bus.

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October 17, 2007

Yet Another Loss In The Bitter Russian Cold



 


England were half an hour away from qualifying for Euro 2008, putting behind their poor start in qualifying, choice of manager, team selection debates, and goalkeeping errors. Then it happened. The bottom fell out with a silly Wayne Rooney tackle and another Paul Robinson blunder in goal. McClaren reacted in a panic, bringing on Frank Lampard and Peter Crouch too late to make an impact. And now Russia
are in the driver’s seat with a 2-1 victory.

England’s Euro 2008 qualifying hopes were wrenched out of their own hands as they crashed to defeat in Moscow. The result means Steve McClaren’s side must now beat Croatia at Wembley next month and hope Russia stumble in their remaining games against a hopeless Andorra and an Israel side with nothing to play for.

The Russia substitute Roman Pavlyuchenko grabbed both of his team’s goals in a four-minute spell in the second half, cancelling out Wayne Rooney’s delightfully volleyed first-half opener.

Of course the focus will be on the ineffectiveness of Lampard, the hapless Paul Robinson and the “plastic pitch” – an advanced FieldTurf surface which bears no resemblance to the awful Astroturf surfaces of the 70’s and 80’s – instead of maybe focussing on the overrated Wayne Rooney who scores only for his club, and seems to always make boneheaded decisions that cost England. How many penalties and red cards, hot headed challenges, and ineffective play is worth his supposed special talent? Michael Owen and Emile Heskey or Peter Crouch have yielded much better results for England while Wayne Rooney tries to play left back.

Perhaps one can blame McClaren for putting him in the lineup with Owen instead of trying a better combination – as well as sticking with Paul Robinson even with his poor club play (can you remember successive clean sheets for Tottenham?). There’s also keeping the Gerrard/Lampard combination for too long. All topics for spirited debate over the next month until Russia kick off against Israel. Just don’t blame the surface.

UPDATE (10:39pm Paris time):  France’s Thierry Henry has just put 2 past Lithuania with 10 minutes to go – this coupled with Scotland doing what they do and choking against Georgia and their 17 year old keeper means that neither England nor Scotland now look favorites to go through. I wonder what this means for ESPN’s viewership for the Euro 2008 next summer. At least one good piece of news came out. The US finally won in Europe. Michael Bradley scored the only goal against Euro co-host Switzerland to win 1-0. Freddy Adu almost had another.

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September 30, 2006

Matchday 2 Thoughts



 

Due to some unfortunate blunders with my cable provider I ended up having to “watch” yesterday’s Barca-Bremen game online (thanks, UEFA). Needless to say it was looking bleak down 1-0 and Eto’o carted off (he’s out 5 months!!) but my namesake and future mancrush Lionel Messi came on, mixed it up, attacked the back line and levelled in the 89th minute! YES!!!

Arsenal are back, baby!! Henry 2 headers in 4 days. He hasn’t headed a goal since 2004.

Again, I say Sheva who? Didier Drogba is continuing his assault – with 3 against Levki Sofia. Hats, please.

Wayne Rooney in the midfield? That’s what Louis Saha’s great start to this season has meant to England’s next big thing. Both Saha and Drogba are looking every bit as dangerous now as before they made the move to their respective high profile clubs.

Paul Scholes? Homophobic remarks? Ohh, Paulie …

Crouchaldinho aka The Pipe Cleaner probably scored the goal of the week with his inverted, half-pipe, 135 degree bicycle kick. I swear, his playing footy defies physics.

Valencia did a number on poor Roma who could only manage a penalty kick from the birthday boy Francesco Totti.

Inter is bottom of it’s group after 2 games. and worse – they ammassed 2 red cards yesterday, one to Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Italy’s not doing that well in this tournament.

In 3 weeks, the world will grind to a halt as Chelsea and Barcelona renew their rivalry on Halloween (right?) and Estrella Bucharest try to hold off a hungry Real Madrid. Celtic and Benfica have a pivotal game at Parkhead.

As an American and a student of Beavis and Butthead, the word BUNG is just hilarious to me.

and OH YEAH…

READING ARE INTERESTED IN FREDDIE ADU!!!

Major League Soccer team DC United have cooled speculation linking teenage midfielder Freddy Adu with a move to Reading, insisting he is going nowhere. The regular MLS season ends in the United States in October and Reading were reportedly set to sign the 17-year-old on loan in January. However, a DC United spokesman told BBC Sport: “We expect Freddy to be in our uniform for the foreseeable future. “He is the focal point of the team and a very popular figure at the club.” Adu’s agent Richard Motzkin revealed in February that Manchester United and Chelsea had both mooted their interest in the teenager. In 2004, Adu became the youngest professional MLS player when he signed a deal with DC United – at the age of 14.The Ghana-born midfielder also became the youngest player to compete for the USA when he was handed his senior debut against Canada in March. However, he was left out of their World Cup squad this summer. Reading are thought to be keen for Adu to line up with fellow Americans Bobby Convey, a winger who also played for DC, and goalkeeper Marcus Hahnemann. Adu’s registration with DC United, who have won the championship four times, means he is playing for the most successful club in the 10-year history of the MLS. “DC United have always been a big draw and Adu is also a big draw,” said the spokesman. “We are pleased with the way he has developed.”

Freddy – GO NOW! MLS – Send Him!! He is our future! He needs proper training! Send Him! Look what the EPL did for McBride, Reyna, and Friedel!! Look what staying in MLS did for Donovan.

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