February 15, 2008

Brady Getting Owned

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Brady getting owned



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January 10, 2008

OF COURSE Marino’s 1984 Was Better

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Finally someone took a pause from the Patriot and Tom Brady lovefest to really examine just how dominant Dan Marino was in 1984, and how dominant he would have been with today’s DB rules:

Dan Marino 19841. Dan Marino, Miami, 1984: Marino used his second NFL season to terrorize opposing defenses on a weekly basis. Blessed with a quick release and a rocket right arm, he produced a season-long performance that required its own section in the league record books once he was done. Marino set NFL marks for yards (he became the first player to pass for 5,000 yards in a season with 5,084) and touchdown passes (he blew away the old mark of 36 with 48 of his own) and he led the Dolphins to a spot in that year’s Super Bowl. Marino’s Hall of Fame career included many great seasons but nothing ever came close to those feats. In fact, there is one chief reason his performance still ranks better than those produced more recently by Indianapolis’ Peyton Manning and New England’s Tom Brady: The application of the rules was different. Both Manning and Brady benefited from the league’s decision in March 2004 to place a greater emphasis on enforcing the illegal contact rule, which penalizes defenders who touched receivers more than five yards away from the line of scrimmage. If Marino had that advantage going for him, nobody would’ve ever matched the season he produced 24 years ago.

While Marino shattered the single season records that came before him, today’s QBs in pass happy offenses have only inched past in years when they had career seasons. Still no one but Marino has eclipsed 5000 yards passing. And unlike Manning’s and Brady’s one year passing TD spike, Marino’s 1986 season for a long time stood as the #2 passing season of all time with 44 TDs and over 4700 yards.

The author also astutely points out that both Jerry Rice (22 TD catches, then an NFL record) and Reggie White (21 sacks) both had Hall-of-Fame seasons in 1987, playing in only 12 games because of the strike. Time to get a little perspective. Since we can’t put Marino and Brady on the field together, let’s analyze them where we can - their dominance in comparison to their era. Give some love to the old school!

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November 14, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-14

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  • Love me some Raven Symone http://urltea.com/23cp Hated her on the Cosby Show and Mr Cooper, but I love That’s So Raven. Check out her site. #
  • Princess Melissa: Livers & Gizzards http://urltea.com/23d5 Real World New Orleans’ Melissa on South Carolina and 8 ft giraffes. She’s funny! #
  • Bora looks to boost Jamaica into Cup http://urltea.com/23dr Shortly after this article, Jamaica fired Bora Milutinovic. So much for legends. #
  • Officer ‘rues’ killing Lazio fan http://urltea.com/23e2 FFF guys say that Italian hooligans don’t even respect the police, esp. after this #
  • Unemployment rate in southern Italy is 30% amongst youths. Parallels to England in the 80’s with economic problems and regional strife. #
  • FUD in England over this Israel game. http://urltea.com/23ev “Abramovich Won’t Pay $205,000 Bonus to Russian Soccer Players” #
  • ESPN - Pacman intends to take plea deal, get probation - NFL http://urltea.com/23f5 I know everyone learns at a different pace, but man.. #
  • Pia Sundhage named U.S. coach http://urltea.com/23iq officially moving on from the Greg Ryan era. Hope Solo? get your gloves on! #
  • ESPN - Yankees pitch $45M, 3-year deal to closer Rivera http://urltea.com/23ir Yankees have gone from a talent factory to a glue factory. #
  • Cricinfo - MCC head of cricket John Stephenson and a new prototype pink ball http://urltea.com/23is Susan G Komen plays cricket? #
  • Kissing Suzy Kolber: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - Tom Brady Knee Bounty Increased To $60, Plus Free Goodie Bag! http://urltea.com/23k4 hahahah #
  • Unreal. A Fire Joe Gibbs Site http://urltea.com/23k9 If this Washington were Italy, the fire would be real fire! http://firejoegibbsnow.com/ #
  • Stephon Marbury: ‘I Got Permission to Leave’ - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog http://urltea.com/23ka Starbury - what a giant waste of talent. #
  • Can We Stop Pretending Adam Vinatieri Is a Good Kicker? - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog http://urltea.com/23kc Wow - interesting opinion. #
  • Souring on Lemon, will Cameron reach for Beck? — South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com http://urltea.com/23kg FINALLY!!! This is a no brainer! #
  • ESPN’s NASCAR Crowd Noise Not Normal - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog http://urltea.com/23kh No wonder MLB took their playoff games to TNT. #
  • 100% Injury Rate: Old school athlete ads are horribly awesome http://urltea.com/23kv Niiice - especially the Roger Clemens Zest ad. #
  • 10 Apps Every New Mac User Should Download - PaulStamatiou.com http://urltea.com/23nm Flip4Mac replaces WMP9 and Stuffit is no longer needed #
  • Rescue group finds new home for Ellen’s dog http://urltea.com/23nw Just got wind of this. Amazing. The Dog Mafia in this country needs to go #
  • If there’s anyone to blame in this case blame Ellen. She broke the rules. Where is the accountability. If anyone is responsible it’s Ellen! #
  • Aim your death threats at her. #
  • Nation Of Islam Sportsblog: Game of the Week: Duke Vs. Notre Dame http://urltea.com/23kk “Who to root for? Do we favor Hitler or Stalin?” ha #
  • The NBA in China: Opening a Super Market - washingtonpost.com http://urltea.com/23oj Elvin Hayes and Dave Corzine don’t appreciate China #
  • Microblogging With urlTea - My Twitter Bookmarklet at myopiclunacy.com http://urltea.com/23oq No more JSON for me. I updated the tool. #
  • How to setup your Mac web development environment http://urltea.com/23p8 Or you could just use LAMP http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAMP #
  • California Golden Bears: One Way To Get Tree-Sitters Down http://urltea.com/23pg this is priceless! #
  • Don’t Tell the Donor.org: Baby Jessica’s $1 million trust fund http://urltea.com/23pi Talk about foreshadowing of the future of TV news. #
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November 5, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-05

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  • Indy pass rush has disappeared. Pats take 24-20 lead with 3:15 left. Another long pass on this drive for the Pats. #
  • Peyton Manning looking very 2003ish. Pats win 24-20. Only complancency or resting players will keep them from an undefeated season now. #
  • Holy crap. Adrian Peterson had 296 yards rushing today - a single game NFL record! That guy is on FYAH! #
  • Funny line from Family Guy: “Jim Henson took a wait and see attitude and allwe have now is wrong sounding muppets.” #
  • The Eye-Fi. It’s an SD memory card that adds Wi-Fi to any camera. http://tinyurl.com/33a2vo From your camera straight to Flickr! Or CamPhone #
  • Pac-Man meets Zork http://pac-txt.com/ #
  • PHP Basics http://old.climbtothestars.org/coding/phpbasic.php and other resources from Stephanie Booth of http://climbtothestars.org #
  • Andy Reid getting special treatment? http://tinyurl.com/32hh9p Just like Belicheck? I wonder: what if his sons dealt HGH? #
  • Screaming A Smith hates Joe Gibbs http://tinyurl.com/2563vq #
  • Google Phone OS announced http://tinyurl.com/2op5ls won’t be ready until Q4 of 2008 #
  • Apparently rumors of the Colts cheating were greatly exaggerated http://tinyurl.com/yuyhj5 #

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November 4, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-04

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  • Yank on Yank crime: Clint Dempsey beats Marcus Hannehman in the 72nd and Fulham wins finally. http://urltea.com/1ze1 #
  • Rooney, Cesc, Ronaldo, Gallas (92nd, just over the line): Arsenal 2-2 Man Utd http://urltea.com/1ze8 Another late goal to salvage a point! #
  • “Arsenal add steel to its subtlety to draw with Manchester United” http://urltea.com/1zeh Meanwhile Liverpool draw at Blackburn, sit 7th #
  • Pompey scores 3 in the first 15 mins at Newcastle. Chelsea players upset at Ten Cate, take it out on Wigan 2-0. Everton slaugher The Rams. #
  • One game of the season down, one to go http://tinyurl.com/2aop57 Pats vs Colts. My player to watch: Ben Utecht #
  • Bama gives up 2 touchdowns in last 2 minutes, lose to LSU Nick Saban Bowl. Navy beats Notre Dame - first time in 40+ years. Life is Good!! #
  • 8th ranked Kansas put a 70 burger on Nebraska’s Black Shirts. Wow. I guess revenge IS sweet. http://tinyurl.com/2e7fkf #
  • South Carolina gave up 541 rushing yards to Arkansas? Ol’ ball coach must’ve thrown his visor clear to Bentonville. #
  • Waiting for Pats-Colts, the 2nd game of the year this weekend! 4:00 games wrapping up - Cincy losing again and Ocho Cinco stretchered off. #
  • Detroit 44-0 over Denver. Wow. Minnesota over San Diego. Carolina lost. David Carr sucks. It’s official. Saints over Jax. NO is making a run #
  • Atlanta beat the Niners in the Toilet Bowl and Tampa beat Arizona. Looks like the Packers will win. Favre’s first win over KC. #
  • Buffalo Cincy is over, mercifully. Jets Skins in OT. Tennessee eeks out another win. Vince Young’s QB rating may be 5 but they still win! #
  • Phil Simms’ hair is looking finely coiffed even if slightly displaced by his headset. Harrison, Ugoh and 2 LBs are out for Indy! Not good. #
  • Skins kick FG in OT. Poor 1-8 Jets. Peyton’s first pass to Anthony Gonzales. Like I said - watch Utecht. NE’s defense can be had. #
  • Would suck to live in Houston or the Bay Area now. They can’t see this game on CBS! Vinnatieri missed a 50 yard FG. Omen? #
  • Brady. SACKED. First play! #
  • Payton’s calling an excellent game - why he’s better than Brady IMO. He’s running while they have 37 playing a Buck LB. Addai is RED HOT. #
  • CBS is pissing me off with their slow replays. #
  • Indy 3-0 after 1Q. #
  • Colts red zone offense continues to suck. They got 2 gift PI calls and managed only 2 FGs. 7-6 Pats. #
  • Colts get first big play. 70 yd TD catch and run on a simple checkdown. Addai has serious wiggle. Announcer compares him to Barry Sanders. #
  • 13-7 Indy at the half. Indy’s playing very conservative on offense and keeping the Pats O off the field. #
  • Another 3-and-out for the Pats. Gameplan working to perfection. #
  • Defensive ballgame. Manning picked off then Brady sacked. Colts getting all the calls. Perhaps a little Cameragate Karma? #
  • I have a sinking feeling NE is setting Indy up for something big. #
  • My player to watch, Ben Utecht, records his first catch a minute before the end of the third quarter. Then Wayne drops a long pass from 18 #
  • Manning is the best QB, bar none, of his era. 3 years ago he’d be slinging the rock all over the field. Now he’s much more measured. #
  • His knowledge of the game and the strengths of the opponent, and his willingness to park his arm and ride Addai is what got him his ring! #
  • Pats drive down the field helped by a monster 50 yard catch by Moss. 20-17 Colts. Can they finish? Can they close the deal? Great teams do. #

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