Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.… The Olympics in China. All these stories I hear about China evicting Darfur activists, limiting internet coverage to the press, and telling restaurant owners not to serve blacks and mongolians because they are likely to commit crimes. It’s a joke. China was a joke before this, but for the IOC to take the almighty dollar and go against everything the Olympics stood for to reward this joke of a country makes the Olympics look even more like the corrupt prostitute-schtupping ace-holes that they were.
I mean, the Olympics has already jumped the shark. You can’t watch the cool stuff live. You have to sit through these silly worthless vignettes. And the guys who call the sports a lot of times don’t know anything about them because they don’t usually cover them (basketball, soccer, handball, etc.) and/or don’t care to do anything other than read the scripts.
I mean, I’m as sick of ESPN’s Favre-center as the rest of humanity, but this Olympic fortnight will not make up for it in the slightest. I hope USA Basketball wins close games and I hope Powell and Bolt do well for Jamaica and I hope McBride and Messi score goals in bunches, but as for the rest of it? The Archery? The BMX? The Hurdles? I’ll read the recap on ESPN.com or some blog or something. I’m so done with the Olympics and I will not support NBC’s communist-supporting coverage.
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Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked everYone.Olympic torch driven away from protesters
The threat of violent protests prompted officials to make unannounced changes in San Francisco as the Olympic torch run got under way. After a lighting ceremony, the torch vanished from public view for several minutes as it was taken to a nearby neighborhood, where runners resumed the relay.
They protested in Greece when they lit the torch.
They tried to steal it and fire-extinguish it in London.
They blocked roads in Paris along the torch route and the torch had to be taken by bus.
Before the torch got there, people scaled the Golden Gate bridge to put “FREE TIBET” signs.
So I ask you - after all that - after they even fored their warning shot … why would you still bring the torch to San Francisco. San Francisco of all places. They protest professionally there. I think you can study for a Protesting degree at Cal Berkeley. They’d protest protesting if they could. Why on earth would you even attempt to continue this farkaktah torch tour - that isn’t even contiguous? If you’re going to go anywhere to do this go to LA. Specifically Orange County. They wouldn’t care about Tibet unless it was the name of a trendy new restaurant that Kobe Bryant and George Clooney were a part owners of.If this is how China is going to dominate the world marketplace, I am no longer worried.
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