Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.Beijing Olympics: Second Spanish team photographed making ’slit-eyed’ gesture - Telegraph
The photo was discovered on the official website of the Spanish Tennis Federation
The latest photo to emerge shows Spanish women tennis players pulling the pose, apparently in anticipation of their Federation Cup match against China in April.
This coming after the flack over the Spanish Basketball Team’s similar gesture.
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- EXCLUSIVE: Jaeger’s confession - I let Martina win the title http://tinyurl.com/5jpjl9 I didn’t even know who Andrea Jaeger was. Crazy dad! #
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Yo mama's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes.Wow - this came as a shock. She was very much in form last I remember. She’d won the last 3 French Opens - but she did go through a dip a few years ago. Maybe she just needs some time away. At 25, she’s old but not too old.
One of the many things I’ll remember about Justine Henin, who retired unexpectedly from tennis on Wednesday, is how she would talk about her mother taking her to the French Open when she was a young girl, and years after her mother passed away, how she won the event in her honor. It always struck an emotional chord with me when she would look skyward at Roland Garros in memory of her mother.
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And just a day after Annika Sorenstam retired from golf. Who’s going to take the mantle for women’s sports now? Danica Patrick? Maria Sharapova? Marta from Brazil?
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Yo mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.Andy Murray defeated world #1 Roger Federer 6-7 6-3 6-4 in the first round in Dubai. Federer fresh off his loss in the Australian open to Novak Djokovic and near loss to Tipsarevic sure has some doubts to answer now. Perhaps he’s hurt. Perhaps he’s peaked.
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Yo mama's so stupid she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.One day after unseeded Jo-Wilfred Tsonga beat #2 Rafael Nadal in the other Australian Open semifinal, Rod Laver Arena saw another giant-killing as Novak Djokovic took out the undisputed #1 Roger Federer, he of the infinite match streak at non-clay majors and chasing down Pete Sampras’ record of majors wins:
Novak Djokovic reached his first grand-slam final with a stunning upset of Roger Federer, the top seed and reigning champion, at the Australian Open.
The Serbian triumphed 7-5, 6-3, 7-6 and will play Jo-Wilfred Tsonga, the 22-year-old Frenchman in Sunday’s final. Tsonga put out Andy Murray, the British hope, in the opening round.
Defeat ended Federer’s hopes of winning the Melbourne tournament for the third consecutive year and, similarly, he will have to wait to move within one of Pete Sampras’s record of 14 grand-slam titles.
There were several times when it looked like Federer would mount a charge and come back but each time he was answered. Djokovic’s first serve was nearly nonreturnable while he often turned back Roger’s serve. Had the match gone into the 4th set perhaps Roger’s fitness would have been an issue but on this night he didn’t have enough. Epic match.
Serbia might bag this Aussie Open with Ana Ivanovic and Djokovic both in the mens and womens finals, respectively.
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Yet another classic Aussie Open match. 49th ranked Janko Tipsarevic pushed top seed Roger Federer to the absolute limit in their third (yes third) round match.
Janko made the top seed work for his 6-7 (5), 7-6 (1), 5-7, 6-1, 10-8 win. Yep, that’s someone not named Rafa Nadal taking Roger to five.
This match started at around 1am ET and didn’t finish until after 5am. 4 and a half hours!! It pushed back the other matches scheduled for Rod Laver Arena a quick win by Venus over Sania Mirza and another 5 setter between Hewitt and Baghdatis (or Paghdatis as my Greek friend would say) that ended at 4:36am local time. I sure hope those ballboys and ballgirls got paid overtime!
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