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April 23, 2009

News Access Will Be The Death Of The Newspapers



 

The furor of the past week or so has to have been the non-gesture gesture that Sam Allardyce and Alex Ferguson have raised in regards to a seemingly innocuous hand gesture Liverpool boss made in their recent win over Blackburn. The level of seemingly co-ordinated vitriol from Ferguson and Allardyce coupled with the complete lack of accountability from the press for Fergie’s thinly veiled act made me wonder why it is that the notoriously bloodthirsty English media could not or would not address this issue at least a fraction of how they covered Rafa’s “FACTs” monologue earlier in the season. That was until I saw this:

Sam Wallace: Ferguson’s law states there’s one rule for him and another for those he hates – News & Comment, Football – The Independent

As a student of American politics, and an interviewee of David Frost, Sir Alex Ferguson will be aware of the killer line in the recent Frost/Nixon movie. Pressed on his role in Watergate, Richard Nixon utters his self-serving justification that reveals his megalomania: “When the President does it, that means it’s not illegal.”

Let’s take that theory and apply it to modern English football. How do we know when a Premier League manager is acting with arrogance and contempt? When Ferguson says he is, of course. Or, when Ferguson spots an innocuous gesture from Rafael Benitez, whom he happens to despise, towards Sam Allardyce, who has proved his unwavering acolyte. That is Ferguson’s Nixon principle: it is because I say it is. And how could we be so stupid as to argue with him?

In applying the Ferguson/Nixon principle on arrogant behaviour between managers, suddenly things become a lot clearer. For instance, there was no arrogance involved when Ferguson picked Paul Scholes for a Premier League game against Middlesbrough in September 2002, having first withdrawn him from Sven Goran Eriksson’s England squad. It was by no means humiliating for Eriksson to be sat in the Old Trafford stand when this took place.

Anyway, Ferguson was never contemptuous of Eriksson, especially not when he mimicked his Swedish accent and stock answers in a magazine interview in 2003. “He sails along, nobody falls out with him,” Ferguson said of Eriksson at the time. “He comes out and he says: ‘The first half we were good, second half we were not so good. I am very pleased with the result.’”

Arrogant and contemptuous attitudes were right off the menu when Ferguson’s players and staff were aggressive, hostile, abusive and provocative in a confrontation with Chelsea’s groundsmen last April. That was not my description but that of the Football Association independent commission that found overwhelmingly in Chelsea’s favour in December over that incident. Presumably the QC in question, Nicholas Stewart, had not applied the Ferguson/Nixon principle. What the hell was he thinking?

Arrogant and contemptuous is no way to go through life. While listening to the show Football Matters this week, the discussion of this came up and one of the suggestions from the entertaining media member on the panel (forgot all their names, sorry) was that the reason they go easy on Alex is that they would lose access otherwise. So when the media cease to be objective at the expense of access, it’s no wonder people turn away from these mouthpieces and towards the new class-leveling and speaking-truth-to-power world of online media (read: blogs) – who saw right through this. Here’s one of my go-to sites’ parody of the whole thing:

Benitez goes “beyond the pale” again at Gunnerblog

Sadly, I can’t.  Instead, I find myself fixating on a gesture made by Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez after Arshavin’s second goal, which drew the game level at 2-2.  Benitez clearly raised his hands in the air and clapped them together, as I hope the technology at my disposal (Sky , an iPhone, and MS Paint) will demonstrate:

Now it could be argued that Benitez was clapping his hands in frustration at his own side’s poor defending.  However, I believe it is in fact clear that the Liverpool manager is figuratively suggesting that the diminuitive Arshavin is a fly, whilst the ‘clap’ is instead a poorly concealed mime of squashing the tiny forward between his fat Spanish palms.

Old media is under fire. Several newspapers in America have shut down, are shutting down, or are in serious financial trouble – exacerbated by the recent financial crisis. The blogs, of course, bring a lot of noise because the quality of journalism isn’t as high and the rules of sources aren’t as followed (if at all). But when the newspapers have just become mouthpieces for the organizations they’ve got access to, will we really miss them? Sam Wallace from the Independent didn’t care about access – but surely he’s the only one. What happens when the topic is war and politics instead of Fergie and football?

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January 31, 2009

Obama and Mourinho



 

hilarious



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January 11, 2009

Wayne Rooney: Howard Webb’s Illegitimate Son



 

Darth Wayne RooneyThat has to be the explanation. The only explanation for why Rooney continues his one man disrespect campaign unabated by his manager, the FA, or referees – even those as respected as Howard Webb. At one point during the game Wayne Rooney was completely out of control, kicking out at Carvalho trying to shepherd a ball into touch, then launching into a tirade at another challenge which a foul was called. It made Ashley Cole’s display last season look like child’s play and the fact that he wasn’t given a yellow card is an abomination.

Rooney out of controlHe later launched into another unwarranted tirade at the linesman for an improperly taken corner (as video confirmed) right before United’s first goal. At this point, not at least giving him a yellow card showed me (and probably Chelsea) that the outcome of this game was to be predetermined. Wayne Rooney Webb and his diving teammate Ronaldo were free to roam. The game was over at that point and Chelsea were running uphill.

Benitez claims that Ferguson is “the only manager who will not be punished” for verbally attacking referees.

Rafa Benitez was right, but he didn’t go far enough. Well, he probably shouldn’t have said all this himself – especially in light of their meltdown at Stoke, but it needed to be said. Hopefully he tries even harder and succeeds at winding up Ferguson.

I don’t know what it will take before someone finally brings Shrek to justice. Perhaps he’ll have to go Joey Barton on some unsuspecting clubgoer. I suppose it’s to his credit he isn’t that type of a knucklehead. But I’m tired of the enabling that goes on with Rooney’s petulance – it just detracts from the integrity of the game. I suppose there’s only one man who can stop Rooney:



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November 8, 2008

Arsenal 2, Man United 1



 

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

There’s only one Samir Nasri

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August 29, 2008

Scholes Scores Goals – With His Hand



 

Paul Scholes brought his volleyball game to a soccer match on Friday – trying to help Man United come back from a 2-1 deficit to Dick Advocaat’s Zenit St. Petersburg. His silly decision will now cost him a game suspension in the Champions League. Oooops.

Scholes Scores Goals - With His Hand

As you can expect, his manager was completely livid at him blatantly violating a fundamental law of the game:

Manchester United crashed out of the Uefa Super Cup to an efficient display by Zenit St Petersburg. The Russian side had the better run of play in the first half and deserved their lead going into the break.

United worked harder in the second half, managed to claw back one goal, but a rush of blood and a hand of God saw Paul Scholes pick up a second caution as he punched the ball into the opposition net.

Sir Alex Ferguson spoke to ITV Sport as Zenit partied on the pitch: “We played our best football when we were two-nil down, it was a warm night, we had tired players, but both teams did well.”

Regarding Scholes’ dismissal, the United manager sympathised: “When someone gets sent off by punching the ball… it’s a bit unfortunate, it was an instinctive thing,” when it was brought to the Manchester United manager’s attention that the player would receive a European suspension valid for the Champions League, his face visibly dropped, but he added: “It happens.”

Singling out specific players for praise, Ferguson said: “I thought Tevez was outstanding, he was our best player.”

Did I say livid? I meant hypocritcally rationalizing. Good thing the referee wasn’t, though unless he was Howard Webb, any referee not seeing that blatant handball needs to have his eyes checked!

Here’s some wildcat video of the incident:


Hand of Scholes

Here’s a recap of the game:


Uefa Super Cup
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June 19, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-06-19



 
  • Guillem Balague Website http://tinyurl.com/5×9awk Exclusive Interview: Cristiano Ronaldo speaks of his ‘Dream step forward’ #
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May 21, 2008

They Must Be Punished



 

It’s the Cold War Final. An English team with a Russian owner and an English team with an American owner playing in Moscow a week after a Russian fan was stabbed in Manchester and 18 months after a Russian defector at odds with Vladimir Putin was poisoned (allegedly) in London … with Polonium. Throw in an Israeli coach, a distant cousin of Mariah Carey, the no-tolerance police, rat infested jails, traditionally binge-drinking English fans and Russian hooligans bent on revenge and you have all the makings of a grand spectacle!



Dan Roan reports

Sie sind die besten, indeed!

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February 13, 2008

Arsenal: The Soul Of English Football



 

You know – I see a lot written and said about how Arsenal with their foreign manager and lack of English talent are ruining the Premier League and the soul of English football. Similar comments were made when Fabio Capello was hired as England manager – xenophobic, to be sure. Then when the Premier League unveiled their plan to go International, the same complaints came up yet again. But why? Sue Mott wrote an interesting article in the Telegraph proclaiming that while Premier League boss Richard Scudamore was a blight on the soul of the game for the average fan, he was no idiot, and that there must be something afoot. Something on the order of stemming a breakaway league or an individual TV rights:

There is no doubt that Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United and Liverpool would find a lucrative market abroad. With their glossy foreign players and three out of four foreign managers, the next logical step would be to have training bases and matches abroad, perhaps one day soon? in a global Super League which invites the likes of Real Madrid, Inter Milan and, if money is the only language, LA Galaxy to join in.

Perhaps this is the vision that terrifies the Premier League stragglers, all 16 of them. They fear the day that the supreme artists of domestic football, the money-makers and rakers of the Premier League, move on to a more natural habitat on the French Riviera or a purposely-bought Caribbean Island. Anything to cling on to the coattails of that little goldmine. Anything is better than languishing in the remnants of decapitated, land-locked English football.

Look at it. Manchester United have record revenues but profits only enough to cover their enormous debt. Chelsea is seemingly never going to balance the books and keep winning titles. Liverpool is as mortgaged as the entire west coast of California. Then you have Alex Ferguson ducking out after his city came to a standstill to honor their fallen so he could promote a tour in South Africa or wherever it was … only a few weeks after taking his team to play a testimonial in Saudi Arabia in the middle of a week of a busy season. These new foreign owners are not about breaking even. They’re about making a profit, and doing it in whatever way possible. Including an integrity-compromised 39th fixture.

As an Arsenal supporter, it would be nice to have more access to my team here in the US, but I understand. However, it should be noted that of the Big 4, Arsenal are the only ones with majority English ownership and direction, a solid business and operating structure, and with an Academy producing English talent that aren’t hemorrhaging cash and chasing dollars 4 and 5 timezones away. As Obi Wan in Star Wars would say, “These are not the droids you are looking for.”

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  • February 2, 2008

    Old Trafford is like a ‘police state’



     

    Oh Fergie – when will you learn not to
    upset the supporters?

    United boss Sir Alex Ferguson compared the atmosphere at Tuesday’s Premier League win over Birmingham to a funeral, urging fans to back the team more vocally.

    Those comments have upset the IMUSA’s Colin Hendrie, who accused Ferguson of ‘a lack of understanding’ of the plight supporters face.

    ‘I think he could benefit from sitting in the ground,’ said Hendrie, who believes Old Trafford stewards come down too hard on fans who stand at moments of excitement.

    ‘You can’t stand up to make a noise. If you try to stand up, you’ve got stewards who are ejecting you, they’re taking your season ticket away from you.

    ‘It’s almost like a police state in a football ground now and if you do stand up, people will take your arm, put it behind the back of your neck and throw you out of the ground.

    Alex Ferguson Reading fans‘Under those circumstances, what atmosphere does he (Ferguson) want?

    ‘The only atmosphere we’ve got is one where we’re a little bit frightened of losing £1,000 for the season ticket we’ve paid for.’

    The club is already leveraged and is barely making enough to pay off the debt by, among other things, taking midweek trips to Dubai and off-season trips to Asia. Perhaps you would have been better off with the horse swindlers as bosses. Oh – and stop giving the business to Reading fans. That’s just not classy.

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    November 7, 2007

    Matchday 4 Thoughts, Premiership Foreigners



     

    Arsenal, fresh from their 2-2 draw at the Emirates vs Manchester United, travel to the Czech Republic to play Slavia Prague today. The last time these two met in London, Slavia were on the wrong end of a 7-0 beatdown, a Champions League record (tied) until Liverpool’s 8-0 thrashing of Besiktas yesterday. And apparently some of those Besiktas players WILL be walking alone soon.

    Meanwhile ol’ inaudible SAF is at it again, plugging down the tired old road about too many foreigners in the premiership and that causing the decline in quality of the English national team. Of course Wenger and the arseblog hits it right on the head:

    I always felt that sport rewards quality and does not hide behind artificial rules. If you put the level of the class down, it does not necessarily make the bad students better. It makes them worse. The real question is how can England take the opportunity to produce world-class players?

    And that’s spot on, in my opinion. It’s too easy for people to say that the lack of England’s quality players is down to foreigners. There’s no question that some local players don’t get the chances they should but that is almost entirely to do with the inflated transfer market for English players. Simple economics dictates that a manager who can buy a Frenchman or a Spaniard or a German for 1/4 of the price of an English player of the same quality is going to shop abroad.

    FIFA’s ideas about limiting the number of foreign players are not designed to improve the game. Not one bit. As I’ve always said they’re designed to lower the quality of the club game so the decline in quality of international football becomes less obvious. Septic Bladder won’t be happy with the EU’s comments that such a rule is unenforceable and would be a restriction of free movement of workers within the community. What did he expect though? Still, the charade will go on. The next time England fail to qualify for a tournament or get knocked out in the 1/4 finals the bleating about foreigners will start again and the real issues will be ignored again and again.

    Becks BuddlePerhaps SAF and the others who are upset at the quality of English football would do well to look at the quality of their current head coach. Instead of looking at some of the players coming off injuries or otherwise playing in England like Lampard, Wright Phillips and Hargraves, he decided to fly to LA to check out David Beckham practicing with the Galaxy and playing in a charity game against Hollywood United – a team made up of, among other wannabe athletes, Drew Carey and a guy from Def Leppard. Allegedly:

    Since LA Galaxy coach Frank Yallop had just quit rather than continue with the Beckham circus, we might presume the real cause being helped here is McClaren’s job appeal. I hope the FA made him pay for his ticket.

    To say the whole thing is Mickey Mouse would be an insult to cartoon characters everywhere.

    As the boys on Fox Football Fone-In mention – if Russia manage to beat Israel next Saturday and knock England out of Euro 2008, England will be the last place Stevie will want to be. Even worse if Russia draws and England drop the ball against Croatia.

    Finally Barcelona prepare for a rematch against Rangers at the Camp Nou. Despite the abundance of talent in Ronaldinho, Thierry Henry and Lionel Messi, Rangers were able to hold them at Ibrox to a draw, with American Damarcus Beasly even warning beforehand, “We Wont Stand Back To Admire.” And they didn’t, but this is a whole different ballgame. Rangers actually have a decent chance of making the Knockout round!
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