Yo mama
Yo mama’s so ballheaded when she showers she gets brainwashed
Yo mama’s blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama’s car’s so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.
Yo mama’s cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama’s got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama’s got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Yo mama’s got more weave than a dog in traffic.
Yo mama’s got no fingers talking bout wanted to be with the Pointer sisters
Yo mama’s got no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it
Yo mama’s got one ear and talking ’bout she wants to hear both sides of the story
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama’s house is so small she can’t even order a large pizza
Yo mama’s in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna push me ’round no more.”
Yo mama’s middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama’s missing a finger and can’t count past 9.
Yo mama’s so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo mama’s so bald her hair looks like stitches.
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving
Yo mama’s house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggys
Yo mama’s so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling.
Yo mama’s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama’s so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what You’re saying.
Yo mama’s got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama has one short arm and can’t applaude.
Yo mama has one short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.Yo mama’s so bald she curls her hair with rice.
Yo mama’s so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama’s such a whore that I could’ve been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
Yo mama’s twice the man You are.
Yo mama’s got no fingers and talking about pressing charges
Yo mama drives a peanut.
Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.
Yo mama sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo mama watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo mama waves around a popsickle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama’s maxi pad is so thick she could bend over and deflect bullets.
I saw Yo mama kicking a can down the street. I askes what she was doing, and she said “Moving.”
Yo mama’s got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop
Yo mama’s got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama’s got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO
Yo mama’s got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama’s got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama’s got three teeth…one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles
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