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December 31, 2009

My New Year’s Resolutions

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I hereby resolve to broaden my self to achieve a greater empowerment across a broad spectrum and to leverage my potential to access a greater paradigm by streamlining my efforts in a new matrix of multitasking and specialization and by combining resources to maximize value and growth.

I resolve to make fewer mountains out of molehills

I resolve to bloom where I have been planted.

I resolve to dance with the one who brought me.

I resolve to be more erudite and less flummoxed.

I resolve to get over it.

I resolve to let a sleeping dog lay.

I resolve not to look a gift horse in the mouth.

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November 23, 2009

Jay-Z & Alicia Keys Performing At The American Music Awards 2009

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damn good!

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Yeah, yeah, I’ma up at Brooklyn, now I’m down in Tribeca
Right next to De Niro, but I’ll be hood forever
I’m the new Sinatra, and since I made it here
I can make it anywhere, yeah, they love me everywhere

I used to cop in Harlem, all of my Dominicanos
Right there up on Broadway, brought me back to that McDonald’s
Took it to my stash spot, 560 State Street
Catch me in the Kitchen like a Simmons whipping pastry

Cruising down 8th Street, off-white Lexus
Driving so slow, but BK is from Texas
Me, I’m up at Bed-Stuy, home of that boy Biggie
Now I live on Billboard, and I brought my boys with me

Say what up to Ty Ty, still sipping malta
Sitting courtside, Knicks and Nets give me high fives
Nigga, I be spiked out, I can trip a referee
Tell by my attitude that I am most definitely from

In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of
There’s nothing you can’t do, now you’re in New York
These streets will make you feel brand new
Big lights will inspire you, let’s hear it for New York
New York, New York
(I made you hot, nigga)

Catch me at the X with OG at a Yankee game
Shit, I made the Yankee hat more famous than a Yankee can
You should know I bleed blue, but I ain’t a Crip though
But I got a gang of niggas walking with my clique, though

Welcome to the melting pot, corners where we selling rock
Afrika Bambaataa shit, home of the hip hop
Yellow Cab, Gypsy Cab, Dollar Cab, holla back
For foreigners that ain’t fifty, they act like they forgot how to act

Eight million stories out there, and they’re naked
Cities is a pity, half of y’all won’t make it
Me, I gotta plug, Special Ed “I Got It Made”
If Jesus payin’ LeBron, I’m paying Dwyane Wade

Three dice, Cee-lo, three-card Monte
Labor Day Parade, rest in peace, Bob Marley
Statue of Liberty, long live the World Trade
Long live the king, yo, I’m from the Empire State that’s

In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of
There’s nothing you can’t do, now you’re in New York
These streets will make you feel brand new
Big lights will inspire you, let’s hear it for New York
New York, New York

Lights is blinding, girls need blinders
So they can step out of bounds quick
The sidelines is blind with casualties
Who sipping life casually, then gradually become worse

Don’t bite the apple, Eve, caught up in the in crowd
Now you’re in style and in the winter gets cold
En vogue with your skin out, the city of sin is a pity on a whim
Good girls gone bad, the cities filled with them

Mommy took a bus trip, now she got her bust out
Everybody ride her just like a bus route
Hail Mary to the city, you’re a virgin
And Jesus can’t save you, life starts when the church ends

Came here for school, graduated to the high life
Ball players, rap stars addicted to the limelight
MDMA got you feeling like a champion
The city never sleeps, better slip you an Ambien

In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of
There’s nothing you can’t do, now you’re in New York
These streets will make you feel brand new
Big lights will inspire you, let’s hear it for New York
New York, New York

One hand in the air for the big city
Street lights, big dreams all looking pretty
No place in the world that can compare
Put your lighters in the air, everybody say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Come on, come on)

In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of
There’s nothing you can’t do, now you’re in New York
These streets will make you feel brand new
Big lights will inspire you, let’s hear it for New York
New York, New York

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[Target Practice | www.peopleofwalmart.com] Hilarious caption on this one!

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Hey Cletus, here’s a Muppet News Flash…….dem bucks can’t see you, so you don’t have to hide.

Why is this funny?

1. Hey Cletus
2. Muppet News Flash
3. dem bucks

Funny comments:

1. What? He’s just practicing for Sunday.
2. I really thought this was my ex-husband for a minute. I just died….in a fit of laughter. Not because of this one picture. But because more than one of these pictures on this website have been mistaken for him.
3. Given the type that is usually found here we can assess that not only is this the most normal outfit we’ve seen in Wal*Mart but he’s fully dressed too!!! And thank God for small favors

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November 20, 2009

Remember those Sandwiches that Shaggy and Scooby used to make?

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The Monster  A skewered sandwich/burger made up of a powered french toast dessert, a chicken sandwich, a salad sandwich and a hamburger.  (via baudattitude)

The Monster

A skewered sandwich/burger made up of a powered french toast dessert, a chicken sandwich, a salad sandwich and a hamburger.

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[This is why you're fat. - The Jabaconageburger With Cheese] Ya Man LOL

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The Jabaconageburger With Cheese  A cheeseburger patty topped with bacon and sausage between two jamaican beef patties.  (via meadowlandsparkinglot)

The Jabaconageburger With Cheese

A cheeseburger patty topped with bacon and sausage between two jamaican beef patties.

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September 18, 2009

Keep Fucking That Chicken

Filed under: Humor, Randomness, TV, The Daily Show — Tags: , , , , , , , — webadmin @ 1:21 am


 

saw this on the Daily Show (oh how I’ve missed you, Daily Show):

Only on Fox! Anastos – is that Greek :)

And of course here’s the apology:

might be offended? How about the FCC?!? And then there’s this video from the past

which IMO doesn’t paint them in a very professional light at all – especially the on camera laughing and audio after they sign off. I mean, don’t you cut the mics right when the music starts? Don’t you wait for the mics to be cut before you bust out laughing at a “dot cock” cock-up? Lovely.

Keep fucking that cock, everyone

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August 30, 2009

Federal Budget via Oreo Cookies

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August 20, 2009

Only In Texas



 

Texas seems to be replacing Florida as the political lauginhstock. First secession talk and tea baggings, now this: Sen. Hutchison Forgets Her School’s History | Media Matters Action Network

While announcing her campaign for governor of Texas from the high school she attended, Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison said, “I want to help to create an education system like I had.” The only problem? Sen. Hutchison attended a “segregated white school.”

Oooops! Oh well, KBH will make a nice first president for the Republic of Texas. And her Lieutenant Governor can be Texas Tom

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July 8, 2009

Robot

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May 25, 2009

International Virii

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source

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