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November 20, 2009

[Sub-gutter press + Arsecast 139] Arseblog shines an illuminating light on the opportunistic press



 

The Mirror:

Liam Brady last night branded Thierry Henry “shameful“ after launching a bitter attack on FIFA for fixing the outcome.

Or did he? In fact LB7’s use of the word “shameful” was aimed at FIFA. On Thierry he said:

I wouldn’t blame Thierry Henry for what went on. I would maybe look at what happened three months before and the fact that these seedings for the play-offs were made to favour the bigger teams. I would ask why that went on.

Then we have Henry Winter in the Telegraph calling for Henry to be banned from the World Cup, saying:

Thierry, you have just given football its “Say it ain’t so, Joe” moment. From Shoeless to Shameless. 

If the reference eludes you Winter is talking about “Shoeless” Joe Jackson, a baseball player for the Chicago White Sox who participated in a match fixing conspiracy to allow the Cincinnati Reds to win the World Series. So Thierry’s handball is now being equated with deliberate, considered and systematic cheating. I really expected better from Henry Winter because this is the kind of shite you would see in the worst kind of tabloid. Instead he’s jumped on the bandwagon and made himself look like a total idiot. He goes on to say:

A cheat like Henry should not be allowed to attend the World Cup while honest souls like Shay Given, Robbie Keane, Damien Duff and Ireland’s wonderful supporters stay at home. 

Since when did an English journalist care so much about Irish football? It’s cloying in the extreme to have them fake sincerity towards Ireland just to have a pop at Henry. How nice of them to be so outraged on our behalf. And ‘honest souls’ like Robbie Keane and Damien Duff. After the game Damien Duff spoke to the BBC, here’s what he said:

If it was myself or Robbie down the other end we’d have tried it … you just expect the linesman or referee to see it.

Honest souls, indeed. I haven’t even bothered looking anywhere else because I assume it’s all the same shite, not a voice of reason anywhere (although Barry Glendenning did say he’d buy Henry a pint if he came to Ireland – he’d probably buy him a pint of Coors Lite though, which would be fair punishment it has to be said).

It really is amazing when you see the unbridled vitriol over this incident … IN ENGLAND. Opportunistic press capitalizing on the latent xenophobia of some who wish to think British Football as pure as days gone by and attribute stylistic and cultural differences in how the game is played on an alleged continentalization that’s out to ruin the game.

Sounds eerily similar to the plight of the Fox News/Republican Tea Partiers here in America … make that “Real America” – you know – the part not including New York, LA, etc.

It’s very convenient to blame Henry only because of the stakes of the game and the nationality of the victims in this case. I still wonder why the outrage isn’t vented at the governing body who is STILL the lone holdout in major world sport in integrating some sort of real, effective, efficient technological (or human) review process either during the game or after the game.

All we hear are excuses of why and how and precedent. If you keep hemming and hawing, nothing will ever get done. Draw a line and move forward with a plan. But if you don’t address the real causes, this will happen again. and again. And there’s nothing that making Thierry Henry a scapegoat will ever do to fix it. He is not the droid you’re looking for.

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September 2, 2008

Foreigners Killing The Premier League



 

I used to think people were crazy to complain that foreigners in the Premier League were killing the England national team. But now I think they’re right – only it’s not the foreign players, it’s the foreign owners that are to blame. The massive influx in money (highlighted by the recent madness at Manchester City) has created a culture in the Premier League where winning and staying in all competitions is important not just for the fans and players, but also to the long-term financial health of the club. Meaning that trivial things like World Cup qualifiers and even cup games are given second-class status to Premier League weekend games and European competition.

Take the example of Steven Gerrard’s latest injury. It seems that Gerrard has been playing on a groin injury for a while, even after further aggravating it in a midweek Champion’s League qualifier that Liverpool had to win. So what does Manager Rafa Benitez do? Asks him to gut it out for the weekend Premier League game and then schedule surgery for the international break – which, as you can imagine, did not initially sit well with England Manager Fabio Capello.

Rafa Benitez insisted he had made his peace with England coach Fabio Capello yesterday and dismissed claims of a breakdown in communication over Steven Gerrard’s latest injury absence.

Gerrard will have the second of two minor groin operations today and will miss Capello’s first two competitive games in charge, as England begin their World Cup campaign against Andorra next Saturday and Croatia four days later.

Capello was reportedly unhappy at being kept in the dark over Liverpool’s decision to arrange surgery for their skipper in the immediate aftermath of Wednesday night’s Champions League qualifying round win over Standard Liege.

Now it seems that captain John Terry, Frank Lampard, Owen Hargreaves, Wes Brown, and Ashley Cole will also miss one or both international games – which leaves me wondering how England is expected to get a result against Croatia – the team that will most likely be their toughest competition in the group – in a competition where, unlike Euro 2008 qualifying, winning the group is paramount to qualification. I know it happens on-and-off already, but is this going to get to the point where clubs will start to come up with all kinds of excuses to keep their best players out of all international games?

I suppose the good thing is that some non-regulars like Fulham’s Jimmy Bullard will get a chance to impress Capello. But without some kind of continuity in Capello’s system, how can the team be expected to play as a unit? Some would say Capello should drop the overpaid regulars and give the young England stars more consideration. But Capello seems to have a fondness for a more grizzled England team (see:David Beckham) with Michael Owen the only notable exception.

I say instead of picking an England All-Star team, just send Aston Villa. They seem to be the only Premier League team stockpiling young England talent (Ashley Young, Gabby Agbonlahor, Gareth Barry, Steve Sidwell, Luke Young, Curtis Davies, etc.) and there’ll be no worries about not playing together. I suppose they need to find someone to replace Carew, Laursen, Friedel and a few others, but it would certainly have saved them from paying both Shteve McClaren and Fabio Capello all that money when they could get the guy (Martin O’Neill) they probably should have hired after Sven left. Of course we’ll look past the fact that Villa’s owners are American and their manager is Irish!

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October 12, 2006

Why Paul Robinson Has To Be The Sickest Man In The UK



 



Borat vs Paul Robinson

It seems like the ball took a hop right before keeper Paul Robinson went to swipe, and what looked like a safe back pass became an astounding own goal.

astounding own goal

Looking at the pictures of the stadium in Zagreb, I’m not that surprised at what happened. It looked like it was a year away from being condemned. It reminded me of what the US National team always say about the national stadium in Jamaica, where the rocks to grass ratio is a tad higher than in the US. Those irregular bumps make for a nice home stadium advantage.

Steve McClarren switched to the 3-5-2 even without Gerard available and now he’s feeling the heat with some even calling for the return of Beckham. What amazes me about him is that whenever he’s interviewed he seems to have a smirk on his face. I saw it after the second FYR Macedonia game for sure, the “oh don’t worry, we’re fine” type of George Bush look. It wasn’t there as much after this one, but you could tell he was still trying to stress that there was nothing wrong.

Oh but there is. Right now there are 7 teams in their group and 4 are tied at the top with 7 points, 2 of them only on 3 games. England do not play on the next round of matches so they could find themselves in 4th place very easily. Stevie – you better figure something out quickly or the back pages will get very nasty VERY quickly.

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