Yo mama's so ugly when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes.Wow - I didn’t even know she was on Nickelodeon. I wonder is she will still be there after this news:
Having only pre-shot Spears-related pregnancy segments involving scenarios in which the reliably troubled, impressively fertile Britney is knocked up by either one of her record producers, a Starbucks barista with whom she spends more quality time than her children, or a Child Services case worker lured into her sex dungeon during a routine home visit, the media found themselves scrambling to deal with the wholly unanticipated news of Jamie Lynn’s impregnation that broke late yesterday.
Defamer videographer Molly McAleer has compiled this brief sampling of how some TV outlets (such as local ABC and NBC affiliates and the always-nimble TMZ) responded to this story of unparalleled international importance, wrapping it up with today’s coverage from The View that had the advantage of an entire night’s worth of Whoopi Goldberg’s thoughtful contemplation.
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Yo mama's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody.
The rumors have finally been true. No more excuses of eating too much or irresponsible tabloids. It’s official now - she’s got a bun in the oven. So now the only question left is - how much bigger will that world class booty get? According to Sporting News Radio’s Mark Willard she will now have a stomach to match - becuase “what’s better than one shelf? Two shelves.”
Jennifer Lopez confirmed she is pregnant on Wednesday night when a wardrobe malfunction accidentally revealed her baby bump.
The singer has refused to announce the big news and her representative categorically denied it last month.
As rumors intensified, Lopez was expected to make a big announcement during her show at New York’s Madison Square Garden on Sunday — but she ruined the surprise during the first concert of her U.S. tour in Connecticut, when a loose fitting top blew free, exposing her rounded tummy, in full view of fans and captured on film.
The child will be Lopez’s first and her husband Marc Anthony’s fourth. He has three kids from previous relationships.
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