REDACTED: Paul Jewel and News Of The World
A juicy tabloid story about Paul Jewel’s sex scandal appeared on News Of The World yesterday, complete with photos and tasty descriptions and punny turns of phrases, like:
Prem boss in sex video shame
A MARRIED Premier League manager has filmed himself bedding a blonde lover in a shocking hour-long video.
Soccer boss Paul Jewell is today filmed scoring a shameful OWN GOAL—as he romps with a married blonde lover behind his devoted wife’s back.
The Derby County manager hits the net more times than his relegation-haunted team have managed all season in a sleazy HOUR-LONG home-made BONDAGE PORN VIDEO.
Dad-of-two Jewell likes to portray himself as a staunch family man. And he has even bragged that he gives his players marriage guidance counselling.
But all that is as forgotten as Derby’s last victory as the portly Scouser—whose club is aptly nicknamed the Rams—pounds away at his mystery busty blonde in a series of sessions filmed in living rooms and a bedroom.
He also videos her sprawled near-naked in graphic poses over a Mercedes.
And before the match kick-off excited Jewell can be seen painstakingly setting up his camcorder on the sidelines, hopping to and fro as he laboriously works out his TACTICS, ANGLES and POSITIONS.
Today the club’s chairman and fans might think it’s a pity Jewell didn’t show the same passion for detail in his job this season.
Unfortunately, as tends to happen, the story was pulled - probably for legal reasons. It’s a good thing I still had a copy in my browser cache. Amazing what managing Derby leads you to do.
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