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Just when you thought Bobby Petrino had outslimed Saban, Saban reclaims the throne!

Sources close to University President Mike Garrison have informed WBGV that Nick Saban’s agent has contacted WVU regarding our vacant head-coaching position.

These sources tell us that Saban is extremely unhappy in Tuscaloosa and has failed to recapture the situation he had in Baton Rouge with LSU. The purpose of the agent’s call was to express initial interest in the position and to have WVU athletics put together a compensation package enough to lure Saban from Alabama.

Now that is the mark of a true champion. Just like Dave Kingman - never let them take your glory!

In an unrelated story -
apparently Ray Lewis is Jewish?

You probably know some of the great Jewish American sports heroes. Like Hank Greenberg. Sandy Koufax. Bob Cousy.

And Ray Lewis. Yes, THAT Ray Lewis.

Apparently his Wikipedia entry says that he is … and you know how much we can believe Wikipedia! So I’m sure it’s true. I sure hope all the NFL Players in his line of destruction are Kosher. Picture from Kissing Suzy Kolber.

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