Dan Marino’s Alleged Vodka
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Perhaps we should have bond ratings apply to news media. I was alerted to a “news story” about Dan Marino pimping some new vodka. Which I found funny because I knew he’d just come out with a new wine. I was looking all over for a corroboration of this story and the closest thing I could find was a line on NY Post’s Page6 pointed to by an article in SportsByBrooks.
The Americana Vodka site doesn’t even make a mention of Marino.
Conversely, you can find tons of news reports and blogs about his new Vintage 13 wine to benefit the Dan Marino Foundation.
I have to think this is yet another case of bad/false reporting and piling on. And I can rate the NY Post’s Page 6 as Junk.
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