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November 5, 2008

Wasilla Hillbillies Steal Clothes, Clueless on NAFTA, Think Africa Is A Country



 

What a great article – found on Eddie’s page. There are lots of other interesting tidbits but the highlight is here:

Highlights: Newsweek’s Special Election Project | Newsweek Politics: Campaign 2008 | Newsweek.com

NEWSWEEK has also learned that Palin’s shopping spree at high-end department stores was more extensive than previously reported. While publicly supporting Palin, McCain’s top advisers privately fumed at what they regarded as her outrageous profligacy. One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist. But instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family—clothes and accessories from top stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. According to two knowledgeable sources, a vast majority of the clothes were bought by a wealthy donor, who was shocked when he got the bill. Palin also used low-level staffers to buy some of the clothes on their credit cards. The McCain campaign found out last week when the aides sought reimbursement. One aide estimated that she spent “tens of thousands” more than the reported $150,000, and that $20,000 to $40,000 went to buy clothes for her husband. Some articles of clothing have apparently been lost. An angry aide characterized the shopping spree as “Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast,” and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books.

you have to take it with a grain of salt, surely, but it’s still fun. I love that some of the clothes were “lost” – yeah – cuz I’ve used that excuse too! hahah. Also fun is this FOX NEWS report about Palin not knowing that Africa was a continent. Are you kidding me? Sure explains the Couric interview … and how Alaskans re-elected Ted Stevens.

Other highlights: McCain aides wanted to tell McCain that it was over before the last debate. Pain ran with the Ayers attack before the campaign approved it. McCain’s campaign was planning but scrapped a soft-on-crime Willie Horton ad as well as a “dancing with a lesbo” ad with footage from Ellen. Obama had to be convinced not to consider Hillary for VP. Hillary was on better terms with McCain than with Obama. And my favorite:

At the GOP convention in St. Paul, Palin was completely unfazed by the boys’ club fraternity she had just joined. One night, Steve Schmidt and Mark Salter went to her hotel room to brief her. After a minute, Palin sailed into the room wearing nothing but a towel, with another on her wet hair. She told them to chat with her laconic husband, Todd. “I’ll be just a minute,” she said.

Oh yeah, daddy! That’s what I call a serious debriefing.

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October 24, 2008

Is This The End Of The Road?



 

The McCain campaign is cratering. The absurdity (and hilarity) has been turned up to 11. A synopsis I’ve been working on:

  • They call Obama elitist … then drop $150k at Neiman Marcus to put lipstick on their pig.
  • They call out Obama on Fannie/Freddie … then it’s revealed that their campaign manager was getting money to lobby for Fannie as late as a month or 2 ago.
  • They call Obama naive in foreign policy … then Colin Powell endorses him.
  • They call Obama a socialist … then McCain votes for the bailout.
  • They pick Sarah Palin for her all-Americanness… then she can’t answer a single question of substance and Tina Fey destroys her.
  • They highlight Joe the Plumber as a small businessman to be hurt by taxes … then it turns out he’s a broke-ass contractor with no license, no business, no prospects and a tax lien on his house.
  • They dismiss the idea that they don’t stand for any race-baiting/dirty politics … then this Backwards B race-baiting hoax is uncovered in Pittsburgh – where they gave facts to TV stations that the Police Dept didn’t verify
  • They trot out Palin to discuss funding for special needs children where she derides an earmark for fruit fly research … the same research which helped reveal a genetic link to AUTISM

OOOOOHHHH – so close.

Are you kidding me? And now this … I think this is the capstone on the campaign. Or rather the tombstone.

John McCain’s brother’s angry 911 call: a short family fuse | The Dish Rag | Los Angeles Times

Republican presidential candidate John McCain’s brother, Joe McCain, called 911 in Alexandria, Va., to complain about traffic earlier this week. And when they told him that 911 was only for emergencies, he used an expletive to the operator and hung up.

Wow. And they say John McCain is a hot head. Maybe short fuses run in the McCain family.

Here’s a snippet of the transcript:

Operator: Alexandria 911, state your emergency

Caller: Well, it’s not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic’s coming the other way across the drawbridge?

Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)

Caller: “[Expletive]” (caller hangs up)

The operator called the caller back and received this message: “Hi this is Joe McCain I can’t take this message now because I’m involved in a very (inaudible) important political project… I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John.”

The operator then called the number back and left a message for Joe about how it is illegal to use a 911 number for anything other than emergencies.

Here’s the best part: An outraged Joe called the operator back to complain about being read the riot act about calling 911 and got read the riot act again.

Anyway, it’s priceless. Watch the video call and see if you don’t think that Joe even sounds a lot like John.

Scary!

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Good Night, Schweethart.

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October 21, 2008

RNC Admits To Putting Lipstick On A Palin



 

Every day something newer and more hilarious comes out. Guys not thinking tape recorders exist. Guys being hypocrital about voter fraud. Third party candidate from the B.E.E.R. Party

RNC appears to shell out $150K for Palin fashion – Jeanne Cummings – Politico.com

The Republican National Committee appears to have spent more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her family since her surprise pick by John McCain in late August.

According to financial disclosure records, the accessorizing began in early September and included bills from Saks Fifth Avenue in St. Louis and New York for a combined $49,425.74.

The records also document a couple of big-time shopping trips to Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis, including one $75,062.63 spree in early September.

The RNC also spent $4,716.49 on hair and makeup through September after reporting no such costs in August.

Politico asked the McCain campaign for comment, explicitly noting the $150,000 in expenses for department store shopping and makeup consultation that were incurred immediately after Palin’s announcement. Pre-September reports do not include similar costs.

Spokeswoman Maria Comella declined to answer specific questions about the expenditures, including whether it was necessary to spend that much and whether it amounted to one early investment in Palin or if shopping for the vice presidential nominee was ongoing.

And then there are these gems:
Rep. says ‘Liberals hate real Americans’

Rep. Robin Hayes (R-N.C.) has conceded that he did tell a North Carolina crowd that “liberals hate real Americans that work and accomplish and achieve and believe in God,” even though he initially denied making such a statement.

Now he says he didn’t mean it that way and he was just trying to rev up a campaign rally.

On Tuesday, two more reporters and two other witnesses confirmed the quote, but Little continued to deny it, calling the story “irresponsible journalism.” Little said she had just as many sources who would deny it, including Hayes’ staff and Rep. Patrick McHenry (R-N.C.), who spoke before Hayes.

But then Politico obtained an audio file of the Hayes quote from radio reporter Lisa Miller of WFAE. Little backed down, saying that Hayes must have misspoken.

Democratic National Committee: John McCain and Republican Party Must End Hypocrisy on Voter Registration Fraud and Sever Ties with Tainted GOP Operatives Immediately

On a conference call today, the National and California State Democratic Parties called on the Republican Party to end their hypocrisy on voter registration fraud and sever all ties with long-time GOP Operative Mark Jacoby. Jacoby is the owner of Young Political Majors (YPM) who was arrested in California last weekend on two counts of voter registration fraud and two counts of perjury. Jacoby faced allegations of voter fraud in 2004 when he worked for Arno Political Consultants. YPM is currently under contract with the California State Republican Party to register voters. John McCain’s California Co-Chair is also a leading supporter of the CA Republican State Party’s voter registration efforts. Just yesterday, campaign finance reports revealed that the McCain-Palin campaign and the RNC have paid Nathan Sproul, a Republican operative who has faced numerous charges of unethical and potentially illegal activity surrounding voter registration.

Man runs for president on B.E.E.R. party ticket

Les Vilda, from the small town of Wilber, Nebraska wants to be your next president.

Les started his own party, the B.E.E.R. Party.

“That’s our party mascot. Where there’s the elephants and the donkeys, well, we have the beer. It’s genetics gone wrong. It’s what you get when you cross a bear with a deer. Beer,” he explained.

Les calls the 1920 Model T Ford he drives his mobile campaign headquarters.

His political career started with him winning the B.E.E.R. party nomination at the caucus, which was held at a local bar on Main Street.

“I’m very proud to be able to tell you, of the voters that turned out, 87 percent voted for me. The other 13 percent were just too drunk to raise their hands, but we like to think they too would have voted for me,” he joked.

If you press Les on the issues, he’ll admit he really doesn’t have any strong feelings about any issue facing the country.

So why did Les decide to run for president?

He says it’s his desire, not to lead or for power, but for money.

“It’s the desire for money. I truly desire the money. You know this could be the best paying gig I’ve ever had,” Les laughed.

Les and the B.E.E.R. party are holding their convention at the Blue River Lodge near Crete, Nebraska on the Saturday night before the election.

He says he’ll name his vice-presidential running mate at that time.

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