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December 13, 2008

University of Alabama Entrance Exam



 

also used by Ohio State and Nebraska – where the N on their helmets stands for kNowledge :)

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December 9, 2008

BREAKING NEWS

Filed under: Hardly Newsworthy, Humor — Tags: , , , , , — webadmin @ 7:21 am


 

no – not about that Illinois Govenor arrested trying to sell Obama’s former senate seat to the highest bidder (and thinking he wouldn’t get caught). This one is from the crime and punishment files:

Neb. ‘Butt Bandit’ gets 13 months in jail

VALENTINE, Neb. (AP) — A man dubbed the “Butt Bandit” for making greasy imprints of his nether parts on windows in the north-central Nebraska city of Valentine has been sentenced to more than a year in jail. Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott says police caught 35-year-old Thomas Larvie in the act on Nov. 19.

Scott says Larvie was sentenced Thursday to 13 1/2 months in jail after being convicted of eight misdemeanor counts of public indecency and one of disturbing the peace.

Authorities said Larvie used lotion or petroleum jelly to make imprints of his naked behind — and sometimes his groin — on the windows of stores, churches and schools in Valentine beginning in the spring of 2007.

Townspeople dubbed the vandal the “Butt Bandit” even though no theft was involved.

Thanks to the efforts of the authorities, Nebraska is now safe from this lotion-wielding thug.

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November 13, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-13



 
  • So Nebraska got some revenge by putting 73 on K State. They still suck and Bill Calahan will still get fired. RUN THE BALL, BILL! #
  • Notre Dame, Ohio State and Nick Saban all lose. It IS a good day. Unfortunately the Canes close down the OB with a 48-0 loss. OUCH! #
  • Looks like it will be LSU, Oregon and Oklahoma for the BCS Title. “Undefeated” Kansas are the biggest frauds since Kansas State in 98. #
  • Arsenal 3-1 win over Reading. Back on top of the table. As it should be. Meanwhile Brad Friedel wil be seeing Ronaldo in his nightmares! #
  • The Soccer Weblog: Taylor Twellman On His Bike http://urltea.com/22xp what a wonderful way to send your team to the final #
  • Scout.com: Peterson Has “Grade 2″ LCL Tear http://urltea.com/22xr So much for cracking 2000 yards. You knew it would happen sooner or later. #
  • Mark Hughes’ career in management is on an upward curve, writes Aidan O’Hara – Soccer, Sport – Independent.ie http://urltea.com/22xu #
  • Gloomy cloud follows winless Dolphins – International Herald Tribune http://urltea.com/22xy 0-9 lives here. Cam Cameron bit off too much. #
  • Italy copes again with death and violence – http://urltea.com/22y1 When will Italy start dealing with this violence? It’ll just happen again #
  • Seattlest: Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Israeli Pro Basketball Players http://urltea.com/22y3 Nuts! Dangers of playing abroad! #

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November 4, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-04



 
  • Yank on Yank crime: Clint Dempsey beats Marcus Hannehman in the 72nd and Fulham wins finally. http://urltea.com/1ze1 #
  • Rooney, Cesc, Ronaldo, Gallas (92nd, just over the line): Arsenal 2-2 Man Utd http://urltea.com/1ze8 Another late goal to salvage a point! #
  • “Arsenal add steel to its subtlety to draw with Manchester United” http://urltea.com/1zeh Meanwhile Liverpool draw at Blackburn, sit 7th #
  • Pompey scores 3 in the first 15 mins at Newcastle. Chelsea players upset at Ten Cate, take it out on Wigan 2-0. Everton slaugher The Rams. #
  • One game of the season down, one to go http://tinyurl.com/2aop57 Pats vs Colts. My player to watch: Ben Utecht #
  • Bama gives up 2 touchdowns in last 2 minutes, lose to LSU Nick Saban Bowl. Navy beats Notre Dame – first time in 40+ years. Life is Good!! #
  • 8th ranked Kansas put a 70 burger on Nebraska’s Black Shirts. Wow. I guess revenge IS sweet. http://tinyurl.com/2e7fkf #
  • South Carolina gave up 541 rushing yards to Arkansas? Ol’ ball coach must’ve thrown his visor clear to Bentonville. #
  • Waiting for Pats-Colts, the 2nd game of the year this weekend! 4:00 games wrapping up – Cincy losing again and Ocho Cinco stretchered off. #
  • Detroit 44-0 over Denver. Wow. Minnesota over San Diego. Carolina lost. David Carr sucks. It’s official. Saints over Jax. NO is making a run #
  • Atlanta beat the Niners in the Toilet Bowl and Tampa beat Arizona. Looks like the Packers will win. Favre’s first win over KC. #
  • Buffalo Cincy is over, mercifully. Jets Skins in OT. Tennessee eeks out another win. Vince Young’s QB rating may be 5 but they still win! #
  • Phil Simms’ hair is looking finely coiffed even if slightly displaced by his headset. Harrison, Ugoh and 2 LBs are out for Indy! Not good. #
  • Skins kick FG in OT. Poor 1-8 Jets. Peyton’s first pass to Anthony Gonzales. Like I said – watch Utecht. NE’s defense can be had. #
  • Would suck to live in Houston or the Bay Area now. They can’t see this game on CBS! Vinnatieri missed a 50 yard FG. Omen? #
  • Brady. SACKED. First play! #
  • Payton’s calling an excellent game – why he’s better than Brady IMO. He’s running while they have 37 playing a Buck LB. Addai is RED HOT. #
  • CBS is pissing me off with their slow replays. #
  • Indy 3-0 after 1Q. #
  • Colts red zone offense continues to suck. They got 2 gift PI calls and managed only 2 FGs. 7-6 Pats. #
  • Colts get first big play. 70 yd TD catch and run on a simple checkdown. Addai has serious wiggle. Announcer compares him to Barry Sanders. #
  • 13-7 Indy at the half. Indy’s playing very conservative on offense and keeping the Pats O off the field. #
  • Another 3-and-out for the Pats. Gameplan working to perfection. #
  • Defensive ballgame. Manning picked off then Brady sacked. Colts getting all the calls. Perhaps a little Cameragate Karma? #
  • I have a sinking feeling NE is setting Indy up for something big. #
  • My player to watch, Ben Utecht, records his first catch a minute before the end of the third quarter. Then Wayne drops a long pass from 18 #
  • Manning is the best QB, bar none, of his era. 3 years ago he’d be slinging the rock all over the field. Now he’s much more measured. #
  • His knowledge of the game and the strengths of the opponent, and his willingness to park his arm and ride Addai is what got him his ring! #
  • Pats drive down the field helped by a monster 50 yard catch by Moss. 20-17 Colts. Can they finish? Can they close the deal? Great teams do. #

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