September 16, 2008

Is It True Gravy Came Pouring Out?

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YouTube - Charlie Weis tears ACL

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December 3, 2007

Scattered Thoughts on 2007-12-03

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  • Great tribute to Sean Taylor - the Redskins initially line up in a “Missing Man” formation on D: http://tinyurl.com/ywcdn4 #
  • Send a personalized message to your friends from Borat! http://tinyurl.com/2ehbb2 #
  • The Wizard of Odds: Michigan and Miles: What Happened? http://tinyurl.com/ytyy3z Lloyd Carr is part of the hiring process?!? #
  • OpenSocket http://tinyurl.com/2qp7aj Interesting project linking Google Open Social apps with the Facebook API. I should try Plaxo Pulse. #
  • Posts tagged Gdrive at Engadget http://tinyurl.com/2btdp5 Google’s set to officially add FREE online storage to their product offering. YAY! #
  • Iraqi Contractors Frozen Out of U.S. http://tinyurl.com/2am9qg Why do I get the feeling that Iraq will be the next Telemarketer haven? #
  • Kworld Kworld External Tv Tuner Spkr Turn Your LCD Monitor Into A Tv Set prices - dealnews.com http://tinyurl.com/2zxcmv RU listening Santa? #
  • FlyTV Box EZ http://tinyurl.com/28va5t I’ll even take this. I’m not paying $800 for a 22″ LCD TV when the same sized LCD Monitor costs $300. #
  • Converse Men’s Chuck Taylor Shoes - dealnews.com http://tinyurl.com/2dl2vg $9 Chuck Taylors? Duuuuude … #
  • Secret Omaha Steaks Deal Deal - Techbargains.com http://tinyurl.com/25wywd The gift of food is the best gift of all. #
  • Barnes and Noble 20% Cash Back w/ PayPal (Nintendo DS Lite $103.99, MORE) Deal - Techbargains.com http://tinyurl.com/2husv9 hmm DS Lite, eh? #
  • POLL: Afghans’ Criticism of U.S. Efforts Rises as Taliban Support Grows http://tinyurl.com/2gnvzr Not greeted as liberators in Tha Stan now? #
  • Imus is Back in ‘New Incarnation’ http://tinyurl.com/2ezrz6 Why didn’t they just suspend him? Seems like radio’s version of Elian Gonzalez. #
  • UCLA searching for Dorrell’s successor - Los Angeles Times http://tinyurl.com/2dwvjk Karl Dorrell to be fired? Big shock at UCLA. #
  • BCS Madness:Whatever Choice Was Made, It Was Going To Be Wrong http://tinyurl.com/ypfho3 BCS does it again. Let’s just go back to bowl games #
  • Mac Gs World: BCS Sucks http://tinyurl.com/yqofsn Money grubbin’ bitches. How LSU is still in it I have no idea. Something needs to change. #
  • Larry Brown Sports: Joe Gibbs Studied Under Chris Webber http://tinyurl.com/ynw9so Gibbs is getting blamed for a timeout gaffe. Tough week. #
  • MLS Announced New Pan-Pacific Tournament: 90 Minutes Soccer Magazine http://tinyurl.com/yrndxl MLS tournament in Hawaii? with Becks? Hmmm.. #

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November 19, 2007

Muck Fichigan

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So what are Buckeye fans telling Wolverine fans after Saturday?

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November 17, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-17

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  • Isreal in debt to war hero Hiddink http://tinyurl.com/yoyvfh Hiddink’s dad saved Jews during WW2. Yet another reason to root against England #
  • WHAT A FINISH! Scotland and Russia lose at the death. England only needs a draw on Wednesday at home to Croatia to get into the tournament. #
  • McClaren’s been given a lifeline. If England loses this one there will be hell to pay! Meanwhile Scottish fans seem happy just to be there. #
  • Turkey are still alive by beating Norway. So is Bulgaria barring Holland’s result. #
  • How great was it to see Roman Abramovich’s sour face sitting in Tel Aviv while his Russian team got beat by a team with nothing to play for. #
  • Croatia got wind of the score in Israel and promptly conceeded two goals. England can actually win the group with a 2-0 win on Wednesday. #
  • Michigan lose to Ohio State - 4th time in a row. No Doubt Lloyd Carr is out now. Typifies his season to be sure. Also Harvard beat Yale :) #
  • GOODNESS!! Kyle Wright continues to think that he’s an asset running the ball. You’re there to throw (I think) You suck at running. STOP IT! #

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November 10, 2007

And DOWN Go The Buckeyes!

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buckeye loss

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October 22, 2007

Kentucky at #8? College Football Is Upside Down

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3:30 PM this past Saturday was an awesome opportunity to watch 3 great college football games, and since I have 3 TVs in my sports nook, I tuned into the USC-Notre Dame and Florida-Kentucky game while focusing on the Miami-Florida State rivalry game on the main screen. Then it dawned on me - Of all six of these teams, the only team ranked in the Top 10 was Kentucky. The basketball school. Have Miami and Florida State fallen that far off the map? Their games used to be the centerpiece of the first weekend in October. Typically the game of the century every year, with the rosters brimming with future NFL talent.

Twenty years ago, Miami and Florida State played in one of the most memorable college games and it eventually settled the 1987 national championship. On Saturday, they meet again with little more at stake than bragging rights. The Seminoles (4-2, 1-2 Atlantic Coast Conference) and Hurricanes (4-3, 1-2) both need a win in the regionally televised game to keep hopes alive for a respectable season by their standards. That mediocrity has many nostalgic for the 1987 game, which showcased an unprecedented cadre of rising stars in Miami’s 26-25 victory. One of the most compelling matchups was Miami wide receiver Michael Irvin and Florida State cornerback Deion Sanders. “I don’t think I have ever been in a game where there was more talent on the football field between two ballclubs,” Florida State coach Bobby Bowden said this week. “They had a lot of first-rounders and we did too.” Ten first-round picks were among the more than 60 Seminole and Hurricane athletes who played Oct. 3, 1987, and eventually made it to NFL training camps.

And it’s not just this team. Looking at the Top 10 in the 1990 AP Poll, Few of these teams have shown any kind of form as of late. And Houston has completely fallen off the map.

1990 Final Poll

Final Poll released after Bowls
                                   Final

Rank  Team                         Record

  1   Colorado                     11-1-1

  2   Georgia Tech                 11-0-1

  3   Miami (FL)                   10-2

  4   Florida St.                  10-2

  5   Washington                   10-2

  6   Notre Dame (IN)               9-3

  7   Michigan                      9-3

  8   Tennessee                     9-2-2

  9   Clemson (SC)                 10-2

 10   Houston (TX)                 10-1

Ebb and flow, I guess. Nebraska is reeling - they just brought Tom Osborne back. Penn State and Michigan are in dire need of new coaching. We all know about Notre Dame. And all these mid-major schools like West Virginia, Kansas, Rutgers, South Florida, Fresno State and Boise State have made or are making runs at the title. Oh well, maybe after an up and down year, Miami’s comeback win at FSU will help them turn the corner.

Colin McCarthy returned a fumble 27 yards for Miami’s second touchdown in 11 seconds late in the fourth quarter and the Hurricanes beat Florida State 37-29 Saturday. For the first time since 1977, the rivalry game that helped decide so many national titles during the 1980s and 90s was played with neither team ranked. Fittingly, the Seminoles and ‘Canes combined for nine turnovers, five by FSU. Minutes before Miami’s two quick touchdowns, the Hurricanes (5-3, 2-2 Atlantic Coast Conference) appeared to have lost their best chance to get the win when Kirby Freeman was stopped for no gain on a fourth-and-1 at the Florida State 1 with 5:29 left and the ‘Canes trailing 29-24. But Freeman, who replaced injured Kyle Wright in the first half, drove Miami 83 yards in a 11/2 minutes to take the lead 30-29 on a 13-yard pass to Dedrick Epps with 1:15 left.

It wasn’t a pretty game. Both quarterbacks were seemingly trying to give the game away. And when UM’s Kyle Wright got knocked out, backup Kirby Freeman did his best to step up those efforts. And I’m no Kyle Wright fan. But Kirby calmed down and the UM defense stepped up. We’re on our way back, baby! FSU - I think you might want to prepare a nice retirement package for ol’ Bobby. It’s time for a change. We can’t let teams like Boston College be number 2 in the BCS. The ACC is supposed to be our playground.

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September 2, 2007

Lloyd Carr should be fired tomorrow at 8am

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This guy is a classic Larry Coker. He had glory early and has managed to underwhelm ever since. And the only reason he’s still around is because of that 1997 title. Miami came to their senses and fired Coker last season. Michigan could have done the same to Lloyd Carr after being embarassed in their bowl game with USC. But did the (some would say) honorable thing hoping Lloyd would rally and come out smoking this season.

They only delayed the inevitable.

Where the heck is Appalachian State? Yeah, I know that they’ve won a couple of Division 1-AA national championships. But, what can any villager tell me what state is the home of the Appalachian State Mountaineers?

It is depressing to be a fan of the University of Michigan.

My favorite team managed again to find a way to lose. Not just lose … but, to be embarrassed as the first Division 1 ranked team to lose to a Division 1-AA team in the history of college football. They have been playing college football for over a hundred years. What are the odds that your team can become the first in centuries to lose in a certain way?

Oh dear. Every now and then a big team plays a cupcake and has a close game. But at home? to a I-AA team? In a make-or-break season for the coach? Methinks that Lloyd and the Wolverines are done for the year. The only way they can salvage this season is to fire him first thing Monday morning and promote the offensive co-ordinator.

Hail Hail to Victory, indeed!