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February 20, 2009

Failing In The Clutch: The Tragic A-Roid Story



 

So much for the “I was young and stupid” A-Fraud story. So much for being given an opportunity to come clean and be accountable for the first time in baseball’s roid era. Apparently when Alex Roidriguez said he bought the Boli OTC in the DR, he was either lying or he was stupid:

SANTO DOMINGO, Dominican Republic — According to the official in charge of the agency which regulates pharmaceutical drugs in the Dominican Republic, Primobolan was not available for legal purchase, over-the-counter or with a prescription in his country between 2001 and 2003.

Dr. Pia Veras, who oversees the regulatory agency, told ESPNdeportes.com that Primobolan is known as “boli” in the streets of Dominican Republic, and was not legal for purchase during the aforementioned years.

ooooops

Rodriguez, who tested positive to Primobolan and testosterone, as reported by SI, said Tuesday at Yankees spring training that his cousin, Yuri Sucart, repeatedly injected him from 2001 to ‘03 with a mysterious substance from the Dominican Republic. Rodriguez explained that they bought the over-the-counter drug, which he termed “boli,” from a pharmacy in the Dominican Republic.

“No pharmacy carries this product; no pharmacy has this product as registered in its inventory,” sadi Pinedo, who oversees the anti-doping testing of Dominican athletes at Olympic level prior to international competitions. “You can get this but you have to go to the underground market.”

2001-2003, huh? And then there’s this:

A trainer banned from Major League Baseball clubhouses for an incident involving performance-enhancing drugs has been a close associate of Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez for several years, so close that a source said he accompanied Rodriguez most of his 2007 MVP season, according to a report in the New York Daily News.

The report quoted sources saying Angel Presinal, banned from MLB clubhouses ever since an unmarked bag of steroids was linked to him in October 2001, spent much of 2007 traveling with the third baseman, even staying in the same room as Yuri Sucart — the cousin identified as the one Rodriguez claimed acquired and injected him with steroids in 2001-03 while he was with the Rangers.

“[Presinal] was around Alex in 2007,” a source told the Daily News. “Every hotel they went to, he stayed in the same room with Yuri. You would never see Alex with [Presinal]. They would meet in one of their rooms.”

MLB has warned players to stay away from Presinal, the Daily News reported, but sources told the paper he and Rodriguez had been seen together in New York and Miami as recently as this past fall.

He’s done. The dream is over. Crocodile tears won’t help. Crocodile-filled lakes may.

At least now we know Madonna’s ageless secret. I bet their affair was more about “ka-Boli” and less about kaballah!

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December 13, 2007

Put An Asterisk On The Whole Damn Sport



 

I must admit – I was surprised at the long list of names:

Brady Anderson, Manny Alexander, Rick Ankiel, Jeff Bagwell, Barry Bonds, Aaron Boone, Rafael Betancourt, Bret Boone, Milton Bradley, David Bell, Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Wil Cordero, Ken Caminiti, Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose Canseco, Ozzie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenny Dykstra, Johnny Damon…

…Carl Everett, Kyle Farnsworth, Ryan Franklin, Troy Glaus, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Juan Gonzalez, Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, Jeremy Giambi, Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., Darren Holmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl Kile, Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Mark McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez…

…Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy Pettitte, Mark Prior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts, Juan Rincon, John Rocker, Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Scott Schoenweiss, David Segui, Alex Sanchez, Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Julian Tavarez, Fernando Tatis, Maurice Vaughn, Jason Varitek, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams, Kerry Wood.

But I’m glad someone finally exposed Roger Clemens for the testosterone-shooting roider that he is.
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Maybe now these myopic baseball fans who want to string up and asterisk Barry Bonds as the lone gunman will now see that the entire sport is on roids and that it’s the era that needs exposing, not just one guy. I’ve already heard people criticizing the report for being too light on specific situations or not taking into account the people who slipped through the cracks. Hello?? The union prevented the players from talking! Way to go guys – continue to circle the wagons and drive the sport into the ground. Real baseball fans should see this as a positive and should thank Jose Canseco (a Hall of Famer in my eyes) for exposing the truth because if it weren’t for his book, nothing would have been done.

BTW – I heard that Canseco tried to get into the press conference where they revealed the report, but was turned away. C’mon – let the father see his baby! Now – I’m going to read the only Mitchell Report I care about.

Good Reading over at SVP Style on what should happen, why nothing will happen, and other random thoughts.

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November 17, 2007

Barry Bonds: Steroid Scapegoat?



 

No shit. President Bush had something to do with this:

If you were down with LBS going back a few months, you know that I was all over the upcoming indictment of Bonds. I said the feds were getting close to indicting him back in July, and also speculated that President Bush could have had something to do with it. For quite some time, I’ve had the inkling that Bonds was going to get indicted, and that Major League Baseball knew it was coming as well. All those questions about Bud Selig being reluctant to attend Barry’s record-breaking game? It’s because Selig didn’t want to be associated with a player guilty of federal crimes.

You know – as long as they come down on all the other roid users I’m fine with it. Even if it’s just some misdemeanor that they plead out of – as long as it’s on their record. The problem with singling out and only acting on one person is that it makes the issue seem as if it was ONLY about that one person. If Bush and all the headline seekers are only interested in hanging the big fish then I’d say that’s typical politics. But for the game of baseball to not follow up hard on this is quite frankly sad.

The other thing that bothers me about this is that Bush owned the Texas Rangers at the time Jose Canseco was there being “The God Father of Roids.” You’re telling me that as an owner he knew nothing about what was going on behind the scenes? That’s the biggest lie in the world. I’d expect that from a shady guy like Bush since I’ve seen his body of work over the past 7 years, but if Baseball is really serious about cleaning itself up, it can’t keep pulling the wool over it’s own eyes. The cheaters will always be ahead of the drug testers. Another reason why baseball sucks.

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