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April 21, 2010

THE greatest segment in recorded TV History!



 

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March 3, 2010

CNN’s Rick Sanchez at his apoplectic best [Video: The Uninformant | The Daily Show | Comedy Central]



 

Haven’t seen him this good since the taser!

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August 21, 2009

Falling into the trap



 

Jon Stewart makes Healthcare Industry shill Betsy McCaughey look like an absolute fool

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These people never want to debate these issues with those with critical thinking skills. They chose to go onto the shows that give their views unimpeeded red carpet treatment like the morning shows, Larry King, and the like, or rather fit their lies into short 1-2 minute segments where they cannot be properly rebuffed. Never do their opinions get long form scrutiny – which is why they will never go on The Daily Show or Rachel Maddow or similar shows – because when they do they get their ass handed to them and made to look like the fools they are.

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April 16, 2009

Muppet Scat

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March 16, 2009

Missing The Point



 

Read 2 good pieces on HuffPo about the Cramer vs Stewart thing from last week. I also watched Cramer’s Friday night show where he made fun of and dismissed the “confrontation” as if Stewart had a problem mostly with his show. Most of the media portrayed it this way, including former CNBC roving reporter Mike Hegadus: Mike Hegedus: Jon, You’re Wrong. It is a Game, and You’re a Player!

Cramer took a verbal pounding, said his “mea culpa,” and spent most of the show looking like someone who had just been caught shop lifting a candy bar. Sorry, it won’t happen again. Stewart rode in on his charger, about the size of an Icelandic horse, poked and prodded and yelled at Cramer and then made sure to tell Jim that the economic crisis that we’re in is not a “….@$#%^%$$##@…game!!!!!!”

He’s right, the economic issues we all face are not a game, but his show is. And they both played it. Cramer and CNBC have never had this much publicity. And while they both come out of it with a slight odor, little is likely to change. There’s nothing like the stink of notoriety. And the same goes for Stewart — how many more folks watched his show because he had Cramer on? How much more polished is his white knight “armour” now that he’s “slain” the evil Booyah? You think that was part of the plan?

The unfortunate piece of this is that Jim Cramer isn’t all of CNBC. Whatever aroma is attached to him will seep now onto the other hard working folks at the network who get up early and stay late to report on the actual financial happenings of the day. The fact that they don’t have the resources available to them to uncover the shenanigans that Stewart keeps harping about is not their fault. It’s a problem faced by all of journalism and something to be discussed at length at some other time.

And Jon Stewart is not a journalist. He’s a civically engaged entertainer, who apparently as frustrated as the rest of us with the economy went looking for someone to hammer. My suggestion Jon is next time find a bigger nail.

It’s like Ari Fleischer defending Bush. News organizations shouldn’t be excused if they don’t have the budgets to gather news. They should get out of the business or relabel themselves as newstainment. Anyone investing any money without the proper information being uncovered by a free press would be doing little more than playing craps in a casino. That’s the point. The parallels to the Iraq war (as identified in the next article) are startling. Lack of information turns our democracy into China. So if those hardworking guys at CNBC were covering things properly and doing their jobs, I’m sure there’d be no odor on Cramer.

Daniel Sinker: “This Song Ain’t About You”: The Media Misses the Real Message of the Stewart/Cramer Interview

Near the end of the interview (which, if somehow you haven’t seen it, is worth watching), Cramer begins to weasel out an explanation to Stewart (the specifics are unimportant, but if you need to know it involved why Cramer utilizes banana cream pies in his financial program) when Stewart interrupts him and says, indignantly, “As Carly Simon would say, ‘This song ain’t about you.’” It was a point largely lost on Cramer, who continued to defend his own show against Stewart’s much larger indictment, but it was also a point lost on the many media outlets that covered this basic cable dustup as actual, honest-to-god news.

You see, Stewart’s real critique wasn’t about Cramer, it was also only marginally about CNBC. Instead, Stewart’s real rage comes from the role the modern media has created for itself: the role of cheerleader instead of watchdog, of favoring surface over depth, of respecting authority instead of questioning it.

It’s the same critique that some have about the New York Times (and the rest of the media) in the leadup to the war in Iraq; the same critique lobbed every time a TV reporter does a stand up in front of the Apple Store before a product release; the same critique leveled every time a sensational murder steals a headline from a corporate crime: is this really the job we want the fourth estate to be doing?

Just take a gander at some of the other leads around the web–surprisingly, Stewart didn’t actually command attention from everywhere:

But none of these stories–Ana Nicole Smith, Michael Jackson tickets, Michelle Obama giving an interview to Good Morning America–pass muster either. None of them address the issues of our time with the fearless tenacity that Stewart brings to his show most nights, and he’s a comedian.

When we can’t compete with a comic in terms of speaking truth to power, then it’s more clear than ever that journalism in the US has lost its way. It comes as no surprise then when, as newspapers crumble around the country, a report like the one released by the Pew Research Center this week says that only 33% of people would miss their local newspaper “a lot.” When you lead with a story about an interview that happened on a comedy show–and it’s the very same story that almost everyone else is leading with as well–what’s to miss?

What’s to miss–the refrain is always repeated–is the investigative reporting that helps to keep our leaders honest, our water clean, our businesses pure. What’s to miss is people asking fearless questions to those that need them asked. What’s to miss is the deep pockets that can fund a reporter to dig and dig and dig until she’s able to uncover some fragile truth. And yes, that stuff is vital to the functioning of a democracy. It also, let’s speak the truth here, doesn’t happen very often.

Traditional news organizations have nothing to lose right now. Why not take a gamble at the one thing they haven’t tried: being fearless. Stewart would probably appreciate the company.

Rachel Maddow talks about the vanishing newspapers and in-depth journalism all the time. I suppose the one group that doesn’t want to talk about it are the media organizations themselves. How else would they be able to justify things like asking Victoria Jackson for her enligntened opinion on politics.

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October 21, 2008

Real Americans vs Fake Americans



 

The GOP’s divisiveness as so sad it’s hilarious. The Daily Show says it best:

Small town values – hah! What a laugh.

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September 25, 2008

Best. Satire of a Satire. Ever.



 

I might just have to go out and buy this edition.

Stewart & Colbert: Exclusive Q&A

In the midst of re-creating the controversial New Yorker cover illustration of Barack and Michelle Obama for the cover photo that graces this week’s print edition of Entertainment Weekly, Jon Stewart stops briefly to pose a taste question. As he stands by the catering table in ‘’secret Muslim” garb, he ponders, ”Would it be weird to be dressed like this and have a bagel, salmon, and a schmear?” Pseudo-blowhard Stephen Colbert has his own worries. Striking his best Michelle-as-Black-Panther pose, he glances at the original cartoon and realizes that he’s ”hippier” than the potential First Lady. Gesturing at his own waist, he moans, ”I could drop a baby like a peasant.”

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March 11, 2008

Eliot Mess? Spitzer Swallows? The Jokes Are In



 

The Spitzer Scandal was only a few hours old and the Late Night TV writers were hard at work on the Spitzer Jokes:
Daily Show/Colbert News One Liners

Spitzer Swallows
Eliott Mess

Stephen Colbert

Now, the governor was supposed to give a press conference today at 2:15 p.m. but a whole hour passed before he spoke. To be fair, it is daylight savings time and the governor usually has a prostitute change his clocks.

David Letterman

Do you think it’s too soon to be hitting on Mrs. Eliot Spitzer?

Right about now, Spitzer is huddling with his advisers to develop a drinking problem.He even He had yellow crime scene tape draped around his pants.

The thinking now is that the governor may step down now to spend less time with his family.

Letterman’s Top 10 Spitzer Excuses

10. “Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring.”
9. “Hookers is fun.”
8. “Just trying to help the economy.”
7. “Have you ever been to Albany?”
6. “It’s part of my new MTV prank show, ‘Spitz’d.’”
5. “Haven’t been myself since Roy Scheider died.”
4. “Uh, tainted beef?”
3. “Whether it’s a hooker or your wife, you’re always paying for – you married fellas know what I’m talking about.”
2. “Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics.”
1. “I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago.”

Jay Leno

They found the source of all global warming in America: Eliot Spitzer’s pants

Hillary Clinton is now only the second angriest woman in the State of New York

Conan O’Brien

Governor Spitzer — this is the latest — responded just a few hours ago by saying, ‘I violated my obligations to my family and I violated my sense of right and wrong.’ Yes, Spitzer also admitted violating someone named Amber.

More to come, surely!


UPDATED Mar 11 9:30 GMT

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Engine Engine #9 Parodies
Mr. Spitzer, Number Nine,
Going down the Northeast Line,
If the whore is on some crack,
Do you want your money back?

Client, client number 9,
Running down the hooker line.
If she knocks you off the track,
Do you want your money back?



Q: What was Governor Spitzer working on with those young ladies?
A:: The State of his Union.

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“Eliot — PHONE HO”

NJ: At least your govenor is straight.

Spitzer takes a “Wide Stance” on Ethics Issues….

There once was a Govn’r named Spitzer,
Who couldn’t control his own spritzer.
He used his account
For Kristen to mount,
Got caught and it’s too late to diss her.

“Mr. Spitzer left a deposit.”
Will it leave a stain on has career?

PROSTITUTIN’ SPITZ
Tune: Puttin’ on the Ritz

If you’re guv
And wish you knew
Where to get love
Why don’t you do
Like hypocrites
Prostitutin’ Spitz

Girls with names
You find out after
Play their games
And soon you hafta
Call it quits
Prostitutin’ Spitz

Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hooker
Now you’re stuck inside the pressure cooker
Lookin’ snookered

Call-girl tricks
Of pure excitement
Pay for kicks
With your indictment
Paging Fitz
Prosecutin’ Spitz



Unrelated One Liners
You know why Chelsea Clinton is so Ugly? Because Janet Reno is her Father!

I want to “Buy American” but the only things for sale made in the USA are politicians


More from Conan:

New York’s Governor Eliot Spitzer resigned today and to make things official, Governor Spitzer had to write a letter of resignation to New York’s Secretary of State. Out of habit, Spitzer addressed the letter, “Dear Penthouse.”

Because Eliot Spitzer is resigning as Governor of New York, that means Hillary Clinton has lost another superdelegate. On the bright side: Bill Clinton has gained a super wing man.



Conan and Snoop – in the Year 2000


More Top Tens from David Letterman:

Top Ten Surprises During Eliot Spitzer’s Resignation

10. Entered to the sounds of Jay-Z’s “Big Pimpin’”

9. Opening line: “Are you a cop?”

8. Spent two minutes seductively stroking the microphone

7. Reaffirmed his policy of “Bro’s before Ho’s”

6. His decision not to wear pants

5. Admitted he also once made out with former Governor Pataki

4. Credited downfall to fast-paced lifestyle of Albany

3. He was kinda pitchy, dawg

2. Said he thought the Emperor’s Club was a Chinese restaurant

1. When reporters asked how much he paid per hour, his wife said, “Believe me, he doesn’t need an hour”

Top Ten Messages Left on Eliot Spitzer’s Answering Machine

10. Hey, what’s new?

9. It’s Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Nevermind.

8. Ralph Nader here, glad to hear I’m not the only politician who has to pay for it

7. I’m calling from the ‘New York Post.’ Would you rather be known as ‘Disgraced Gov Perv’ or ‘Humiliated Whore Fiend’?

6. This is John McCain, if it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln’s wife

5. It’s Dr. Phil, call me if you need any horse**** advice

4. This is Senator Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?

3. It’s Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way

2. Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free

1. It’s Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I’m no longer America’s creepiest governor

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February 13, 2008

THE WRITERS ARE BACK



 

No more crappy gameshows or American Gladiators bores. Our favorites like The Office, Scrubs and Late night TV will be funny again!

Congratulations, writers, on staying strong through a really tough time. We’re thrilled to have you back, and we’re even more thrilled at your winning the contract concessions that you did.

And after doing a show for over a month with no writers, no one is happier than Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert!


Dancing!

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November 6, 2007

The Daily Show – The Writers’ Strike Edition



 

Tina Fey PicketingSince the Writers’ Strike is preventing me from watching new great episodes of The Daily Show, I was challenged by my buddy Rala to write my own episode of The Daily Show. I suspect Jon and the crew will implement this post haste and cobble together something by… say… Wednesday? Not so much?

Opening segment – rip on Tina Fey for supporting the writers … something like “She looked hotter in glasses” [move to camera 2] Go into the top news story from the Sunday political shows. Bring in John Oliver or Asif Mandvi as a satirical expert. Really – with politics – the jokes write themselves.

Second segment – Flashback segment to The Daily Show from:

1 year ago

2 years ago

3 years ago

Conclude with a brief follow up on those stories: The reinvigorated Democrats still have no balls, John McCain is missing and anyone who’s seen him should call the authorities, and the band Anthrax never changed their name but the War in Iraq did – several times.

Final segment – Guest Tina Fey. Have glasses in gift box on table. Have her talk about SNL and 30 Rock, the strike, and what she really thought of Cleveland. And tell her she’s hot again.

Crosstalk with Colbert – shows empty studio.

Moment of Zen – latest Hillary Clinton faux pas.

How’s that for comedy? Lowest rated show ever? Perhaps.

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