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This was the highlight!

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I doubt anyone remembers but this is a skit comedy show that was syndicated in the mid 90’s - right around the time In Living Color was dying out - it featured Tracy Morgan who would go on to fame on SNL and 30 Rock. It also had the first Yo Mama joke battles. It was a hard to find show (1am on Saturday nights here) but it was like an urban Kids in the Hall.

why’d they call him Biscuit? Cuz he was a biscuit away from 300 pounds!

was that John Leguizamo?

i used to jot down yo mama jokes from this show to use

even Chris Tucker made an appearance

see more in the Yo Mama FAQs

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easily one of the funniest videos online - I laugh everytime I see it. it was for a charity programme on TV in England back when Beckham could still play

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i’m dying here

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Urban Dictionary: Upper Decker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

and I thought it had something to do with baseball!

See also the double decker, tennessee two timer, atomic bomb and the cosby cocktail.

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also used by Ohio State and Nebraska - where the N on their helmets stands for kNowledge

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i guess this is your October surprise

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Stolen from Sheldon. It’s EXCELLENT.

I especially liked the part about evolution, the trinity/muslim connection, and “speak delusions to power”

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watch all the way to the end.

From Rippa.

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Remember this picture?

Apparently a lot of people have been having Photoshop fun with it. Here are my faves (Thanks to Marf for the link).

these are not part of the contest

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