The Press Association: Terry refuses to comment on claims
England football captain John Terry turned out to skipper Chelsea after refusing to comment on allegations that he had an affair with the girlfriend of a team-mate. Terry cheated on his wife Toni with French underwear model Vanessa Perroncel, then the girlfriend of former Chelsea defender Wayne Bridge, it was alleged in newspaper reports.
oh dear – well – here goes:
Wayne Bridge’s wife must be a goalpost in Moscow because John Terry hit it.
Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his cock made from Cadburys chocolate. She said that she prefers Terrys
Capello is expected to name Gary Neville as the new England Captain since he hasn’t got a chance of sleeping with anyone’s wife.
John Terry has scored away from home again – this time it wasn’t Wayne Bridge’s girl.
Well, Wayne Bridge is always injured, someone had to step in and do it.
I don’t know why everyone is giving John Terry such a hard time.
As a footballer, getting a girl to consent is a rarity, he should be commended.
BREAKING: John Terry is set to appear before the Iraq inquiry after alleged secret meetings with Bush
John Terry has “vowed to give everything to the team”. Yeah, syphilis… chlamydia… warts… herpes…
I knew JT liked scoring at The Bridge, but this is just ridiculous.
“Hi, I’m John Terry and sneaking out Windows was my idea.”
John Terry to star in new TV program “Other Footballers Wives”
After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans want Terry to try it on with Emile Heskey’s wife.
At the end of February, Chelsea are playing away from home between two European legs. Something John Terry will be more than familiar with.
Same old Terry, always cheating.
Q: What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both should’ve stayed at Southampton.
Ashley Cole was stopped for speeding in London. When the police ask him to explain, he says: “I just heard that John Terry’s parked outside my house!”
What’s Wayne Bridge’s wife got in common with a Champions League final goalpost? They’ve both been banged by John Terry…
Pity, Wayne Bridge wasn’t even first choice with his wife!
Somebody bought me some terry’s all gold today. was suprised to find new chocolates called ‘bigamy’ and ‘coward’
Gag order lifted in Terry case? That’s what SHE said!
JT said he didn’t mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel – he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty.
Songs: To the tune of Simple Gifts (Lord of the Dance)
Chelsea, wherever you may be,
Don’t leave your wife with John Terry,
He’ll take her to a clinic in a back alley,
And then he’ll fuck off to the UAE
Chelsea, wherever you may be,
Don’t leave your wife with John Terry,
He’ll whinge and he’ll cry, and he’ll piss off to Dubai
While the captaincy decision is nigh
Chelsea, Wherever you may be,
Don’t leave your wife with John Terry.
Cuz he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff,
And he’ll get your missus up the duff
Terry … his whole family
can’t stay away from the scrutiny
whether selling dust or nicking groceries
now it’s fratricide with adultery
Chelsea wherever you may be,
Don’t trust your wives with John Terry,
His dad sells crack, his mum is a thief
He cries when he misses a penalty!
Another song to The Addams Family:
They say his mum’s a stealer,
They say his dad’s a dealer,
He’s screwing his mate’s Sheila,
The Terry Family”.
To sum it all up: John Terry cheats, can’t keep a clean sheet and scores away from home.
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