i guess this is your October surprise
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Stolen from Sheldon. It’s EXCELLENT.
I especially liked the part about evolution, the trinity/muslim connection, and “speak delusions to power”
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watch all the way to the end.
From Rippa.
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Remember this picture?
Apparently a lot of people have been having Photoshop fun with it. Here are my faves (Thanks to Marf for the link).
these are not part of the contest
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‘Era the night before Christmas and all through the casa,
Not a creature was stirring-Oye! Que pasa?
Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,
Some in long underwear, some in pijamas,
While hanging the stockings con mucho cuidado
In hopes that old Santa se sintiera obligado
To bring all the children, both buenos y malos,
A nice batch of dulces y otros regalos.
Outside en la calle there arose such a grito
That I jumped to my feet y cage un mojoncito.
I ran to the window y mire pa’ fuera,
And who in the world do you think que era?
Santi Clo’ en un sley wearing a red Guayabera
Came dashing along y choco con la ascera.
And driving his sleigh instead of venados
Were eight little horses atterrizando volados.
I watched as they came and this loud little hombre
Was shouting “Que Vola!” and calling by nombre:
“Ay Pepe, ay Juan, ay Manolo, ay Lazaro,
Ay Pedro, ay Julio, Ramon, y Miguelito!”
Then standing erect con sus manos en su pecho
He flew to the top of our very own techo.
He looked around but could not find, Then he yelled
“Oye brother aqui no hay chimenea!”
So he came through the back and into the sala,
When he saw our tree he said, “cono! que cosa mas fea”
With riza and joy, he left plenty of toys.
He brought us felizidad and said “ya me voy”.
As he was leaving I heard him exclaim, “Meri Chrismah!
pa’todos y Feliz Ano Nuevo”.
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This is CLASSIC!! The best lines are at the bottom
(Provideniya, Russia) Governor Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, has said that she can see Russia from her house. Across the Bering Strait in Provideniya Bay sits the town of Provideniya, Russia and its mayor Dimitri Andropov. He says that he can see Palin showering from HIS house. “And it is very nice.”Mayor Andropov added that his small town, like America, is transfixed with the buxom Governor. “We have a shower watchman on duty 24/7. And when the delightful Palin turns on the water and lets down her hair, the alarm sounds, telling everyone to rush to my house for a show. The kids love it.”
Leonid Andropov, the Mayor’s brother, said that the ability to see Palin shower has given him and the other men a newfound respect for her. “She’s a very thorough cleaner, which is tough when one is dealing with moose guts, wolf blood and oil…And she doesn’t have a mustache, which is just a big plus for us.”
In a spontaneous Q&A at a Phoenix donut shop, Sarah Palin said that she’s okay with the Russians watching her shower. “I’m flattered. And hopefully my cleanliness can inspire them to go after freedom, liberty and democracy…so that they can create jobs, get more freedom and liberty to help the economic job search, then hunt down the terror loving terrorists and change their nation of human people for the better.”
“All I heard from that speech was change, and change to us is bad,” said Mayor Andropov. “Change means John McCain will win the election and take our water princess to shower in Washington D.C…We don’t want that to happen…Everything else Governor Palin said was over our small town heads. But that’s okay, because we like to watch Sarah the same way she likes to watch Saturday Night Live, with the sound turned down.”
In other news, Bill Clinton announced his candidacy for Mayor of Provideniya.
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