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So Bobby Petrino finally figures out he’s in way over his head and decides (3 games before the end of the NFL season) to bolt for the comforts of Fayetteville. Here’s the form letter he left for his players upon leaving along with some KSK-inspred banter with his wife:

Becky: You realize you’re a 46-year-old man who goes by “Bobby,” right?

Petrino: (sighs) Yeah. Guess I’ll need to add my middle name if I wanna make it in Arkansas, huh?

Horrible. Terrible. Such an utter lack of class. What would the Hog Hotties like Jessica (Miss May) think about that poor example you’re setting for Arkansas, the school where the former coach was allegedly having an affair with a TV reporter. Um … Nevermind.

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Well, since I did one for Amanda Cicchini, I figure I better do Allison Stokke as well (i wish) as the comparisons are popping up around the blogosphere:

She is a high school pole vaulter (she may be in college now) who as you can tell by the picture looks ridiculous. Ridiculously amazing that is!!! I think I became instantly fallen when the stories about her first came out on some bloggers sites.

Enjoy:

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Playing soccer apparently does wonders for one’s glut muscles. Courtesy of The Big Lead:

Yes, we are well aware of Amanda Cicchini, the West Virginia junior who is turning into an overnight internet sensation. Apparently, Barstool Sports (the guys who claim Allison Stokke as theirs) has unearthed a treasure trove of photos that capture the Canadian (!) in some positively awesome off-the-field attire.

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Special thanks to Mac Gs World for providing poon links around the world of college
football:

The Power of the Poon

Poon of the SEC

ACC Poon

Pac 10 Poon

Big 10 Poon

Big East Poon

Black Poon Friday

and don’t forget:

Booty 4 Booty

and of course SportsByBrooks

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Thanks to the Daily Mail I am now more acquainted with tennis hottie Bethanie Mattek. Rowrrr!

The Amercians are fond of warning each other ‘not to take your eye off the ball’.

The young ball boy on court with tennis star Bethanie Mattek could have done with that advice after he was seen staring at some altogether different.

Ballboy caught taking his eye off the ball for something more interesting

He was caught on camera staring at one of the American’s contoversial skimpy outfits, that have a bit too much bounce even for a tennis player.

But at least the cheeky youngster got rewarded with a smile back from the friendly 22-year-old player.

Mattek paraded her pneumatic look for a doubles match with partner Sania Mirza at the US Open in New York.

Bethanie Mattek serves up another another treat for the cameras

Last week she shocked the crowd in her Wonder Woman style gold outfit with matching headband and a push-up bra in her win over Madison Brengle.

Wonder bra woman: Golden girl Bethanie shows her serve

Backhander: Mattek returns serve

Mattek at Wimbledon last year