So Bobby Petrino finally figures out he’s in way over his head and decides (3 games before the end of the NFL season) to bolt for the comforts of Fayetteville. Here’s the form letter he left for his players upon leaving along with some KSK-inspred banter with his wife:
Becky: You realize you’re a 46-year-old man who goes by “Bobby,” right?
Petrino: (sighs) Yeah. Guess I’ll need to add my middle name if I wanna make it in Arkansas, huh?
Horrible. Terrible. Such an utter lack of class. What would the Hog Hotties like Jessica (Miss May) think about that poor example you’re setting for Arkansas, the school where the former coach was allegedly having an affair with a TV reporter. Um … Nevermind.
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