July 1, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-07-01

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June 29, 2008

Campeones, Campeones

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Ole Ole Ole

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Spain 1, Germany 0

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June 27, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-06-27

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June 25, 2008

Is Al-Jazeera on basic cable? — chicagotribune.com

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Dammit. No Euro 2008 and no Ghida Fakhry. Why the hell can’t we get Al Jazeera even on satellite? Xenophobic fucks.

The finale to Germany’s 3-2 win over Turkey in the European Championship semifinal was a thriller, but few in a worldwide TV audience saw it as violent thunderstorms swept across Austria and knocked out power at the International Broadcast Center in Vienna, from where images of the match were beamed around the world.

With the match delicately poised at 1-1 in the second half at St. Jakob Park in the Swiss city of Basel, screens around the world flickered and went blank. Internet coverage also was hit by the blackout. The only broadcasters whose signal escaped the interruption were Al-Jazeera and Swiss public TV company SRG in Zurich, said UEFA, which couldn’t immediately explain why those feeds were unaffected.

As the storm raged over Vienna, the images came and went several times in the final minutes. Viewers missed Turkey’s tying goal in the 86th minute but did see Germany eliminate Turkey with a goal in the last minute of regulation time.

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I kid, of course.

Somewhat.

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June 12, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-06-12

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June 11, 2008

Incentive :)

Filed under: Euro 2008, Soccer — La Bestia @ 10:17 pm
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Even if you can’t win, just score a damn goal!!

A lifetime’s free beer to first Austrian scorer

VIENNA, June 10 (Reuters) - A Vienna brewery is promising a lifelong supply of free beer to any Austria player who scores a goal for the co-hosts in their remaining Euro 2008 group matches against Poland and Germany.

Austria, competing in the finals of the tournament for the first time, made a disappointing start with a 1-0 defeat against Croatia on Sunday.

‘Maybe this is the kind of motivation that will give them the last kick our team needs to be successful,’ Ottakringer Brauerei AG chief executive Sigi Menz said in a statement, adding he would personally deliver the brewers’s supply for the first year.

Austria, ranked 92nd in the world, take on Poland in Vienna on Thursday before completing their Group B fixtures against Germany at the same venue on Monday.

It’s ashamed it looks like Austria will post the un-coveted triple bagel. I call that a shrewd business decision! Much like the $1M Visa triple-crown that they have never had to pay out!!GO HOLLAND!!

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December 3, 2007

McClaren = Cameron?

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I’m seeing more and more parallels between Dolphins’ head coach Cam Cameron and former England national team manager Steve McClaren. Becks came out after getting knocked out of the Euros and said that he didn’t fear the England gaffer:

England midfielder David BeckhamThe former England captain, 32, put the boot in on Michael Parkinson’s final chat show — less than 24 hours after England were knocked out.

Becks said: “I’ve been scared of every manager I’ve had. That included my dad when I was seven or eight.

“Every one of my managers scared me.” Parky, 72, asked: “And Steve McClaren?”

David broke into a grin and said: “I’m a lot more grown up now and a lot braver.”

Similarly Cam Cameron has made no believers about his ability to be a head coach. His in-game tactics, his choice of personnel, and everything in between has failed to produce even one win this season - where every other NFL team has already won 2 games in the era of “Any Given Sunday” parity. Something tells me that his players have had enough too. I know I have: (Copy of original article here)

Dolphins 0-12 and flatlining. Can we get a win for Xmas?But the blame for this game does not rest solely on the players. This loss, more than any other this season, is the fault of the Miami coaching staff.

If the Patriots had blown out the Dolphins, one could argue the disparity of points was due to a disparity of talent. But against the previously 2-9 Jets, a team that was an underdog coming into the game, the Dolphins coaching staff was supposed to make a difference.

Cameron and his coaches failed in that regard.

”This was an effort on everybody’s part, it’s not just players,” defensive end Vonnie Holliday said. “It’s players and coaches. I think everyone can look in the mirror, top to bottom, and say they are contributing to being 0-12.”

That sort of contribution will get a coach fired, and though December is not yet the time to fully judge Cameron, the coach’s job security is now a fair topic of conversation in the locker room.

And in that conversation, no one is coming to Cameron’s defense.

I would be more confident if I saw progress in a winless season. Where initially we had blowouts that slowly turned into close games. But it seems to be going the other way. The team is playing with no confidence that they are being put in a position to win. Just like England. And we know how that ended.

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Eastern Europe and Family Guy Funnies

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A funny post about match fixing taking place in matches in certain Eastern European countries:

The majority of the teams involved come from Bulgaria, Georgia, Serbia, Croatia, Estonia, Lithuania and Latvia.

Hmm, what do these countries have in common? They all end in ‘A’? Undoubtedly. But they’re also all former territories or allies of the Soviet Union. These countries should receive a pass on these investigations. It’s been less than 2 decades since these nations could begin freely practicing capitalism, and even the smartest people have trouble grasping the subtle nuances of Adam Smith’s economics. For example, it took at least 3 visits to the VIP room before I deciphered the the cryptic language exotic dancers use to transact “special services”. Coincidentally, that lass was was from the the former Soviet Union as well.

And in a completely unrelated clip, a scene from Family Guy where Peter begs Death to go back in time to 1984 so he can party some more, and ends up screwing up the past. Totally Back To The Future-ish.

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