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Funny take on the Eduardo jokes that those lovely visiting Villa fans put to song at the Emirates on Saturday:

What’s that sticking out of his sock,
Is it his ankle, is it his ankle

Eduardo Wwooooo
He had some silky skills,
Now he walks like heather mills wwooooo wwooooo

he used to run down the left
he used to run down the right
That boy Eduardo will run in circles for life

I’ll at least give them bonus points for the Heather Mills line (which is admittedly funny) and for doing this at Arsenal’s stadium. And I’ll give them further credit for getting ejected and starting a brawl outside the stadium. But what may be the best thing about this entire episode is that karma has an interesting way of coming around.

Moments after Villa’s fans did their stupid ass cheer in the first half, their own center-half Curtis Davies was stretchered off with a ruptured Achilles tendon following an innocuous-looking play.

Sounds about right.

Ooooh - that’s below average. And then they lost the 3 points at the very death. 3 points that would have gone a long way to sending them to Europe. And on Martin O’Neill’s birthday as well. Karma is real, folks.

Stay classy, Aston Villa.

Stay classy, indeed!

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Horrific injury to Arsenal’s Croatian striker Eduardo da Silva in today’s match against Birmingham after an il-advised challenge by Martin Taylor. Surely a lengthy suspension is warranted.



EDUARDO: broken leg!!! Birmingham-Arsenal

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When the passing game bogs down, just send it long:

Arsenal had toiled to pass it through Everton, so they went long ball instead. And as if to prove route one wasn’t a fluke, they went and did it again; this time Hleb long-balled it to the head of Bendtner, who flicked it onto Eduardo.

Hulla hulla hulla Eduardo!

My video tribute to Eduardo.

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