NFL Math
Yo mama's so stupid she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
I’m floating these NFL theorem and formulas - see if you like them:
- Philly losing their third straight game = WIP callers wanting AJ Feeley to start
- Down 41 points at halftime = Always Leave Early from the stadium
- Ocho Cinco + a bad offensive line = nada y nada
- Addai + Vinnatieri = Losing Edge
- Brett Favre not passing Marino this year = Brett Favre sticking around for another season.
- 2 late hits on Sage Rosenfels = One slightly late hit on Mike Vick
- Damon Huard = System QB + damn good system
- Super Bowl curse = alive and well
- Meshawn + dropped open passes = a bad sign for your chances to win
- Starting a rookie QB against the Giants D in the wind = fuhgeddaboudit
- Trying to make something of a botched FG snap = trouble everytime
- A running back throwing into double coverage = bad things
- Michael Vick + effective passing from the pocket = Super Bowl contender
- 4 INTs + 2 pick 6s against the Raiders = a loss (yes - even THE Raiders)
- 1-6 Miami against 7-0 Chicago next week = tired 85 Bears vs Marino comparisons
- Najeh Davenport highlight = some other silly poop joke
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