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October 24, 2008

Is This The End Of The Road?



 

The McCain campaign is cratering. The absurdity (and hilarity) has been turned up to 11. A synopsis I’ve been working on:

  • They call Obama elitist … then drop $150k at Neiman Marcus to put lipstick on their pig.
  • They call out Obama on Fannie/Freddie … then it’s revealed that their campaign manager was getting money to lobby for Fannie as late as a month or 2 ago.
  • They call Obama naive in foreign policy … then Colin Powell endorses him.
  • They call Obama a socialist … then McCain votes for the bailout.
  • They pick Sarah Palin for her all-Americanness… then she can’t answer a single question of substance and Tina Fey destroys her.
  • They highlight Joe the Plumber as a small businessman to be hurt by taxes … then it turns out he’s a broke-ass contractor with no license, no business, no prospects and a tax lien on his house.
  • They dismiss the idea that they don’t stand for any race-baiting/dirty politics … then this Backwards B race-baiting hoax is uncovered in Pittsburgh – where they gave facts to TV stations that the Police Dept didn’t verify
  • They trot out Palin to discuss funding for special needs children where she derides an earmark for fruit fly research … the same research which helped reveal a genetic link to AUTISM

OOOOOHHHH – so close.

Are you kidding me? And now this … I think this is the capstone on the campaign. Or rather the tombstone.

John McCain’s brother’s angry 911 call: a short family fuse | The Dish Rag | Los Angeles Times

Republican presidential candidate John McCain’s brother, Joe McCain, called 911 in Alexandria, Va., to complain about traffic earlier this week. And when they told him that 911 was only for emergencies, he used an expletive to the operator and hung up.

Wow. And they say John McCain is a hot head. Maybe short fuses run in the McCain family.

Here’s a snippet of the transcript:

Operator: Alexandria 911, state your emergency

Caller: Well, it’s not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic’s coming the other way across the drawbridge?

Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)

Caller: “[Expletive]” (caller hangs up)

The operator called the caller back and received this message: “Hi this is Joe McCain I can’t take this message now because I’m involved in a very (inaudible) important political project… I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John.”

The operator then called the number back and left a message for Joe about how it is illegal to use a 911 number for anything other than emergencies.

Here’s the best part: An outraged Joe called the operator back to complain about being read the riot act about calling 911 and got read the riot act again.

Anyway, it’s priceless. Watch the video call and see if you don’t think that Joe even sounds a lot like John.

Scary!

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Good Night, Schweethart.

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October 20, 2008

THIS IS THE GOP



 

This is what it has become. The promise of Goldwater with the pizzazz of Reagan has devolved into a steaming pile of cow dung. Colin Powell realized it (even if a bit two late for some) and is doing his part to save it by endorsing Obama. But as you can imagine … all the credit his fellow party members were willing to dole out to him a month ago is now toast … and all that’s left is the belittling name calling and sad spin:

Now that the most prominent military figure of our era – also a lifelong Republican, also George W. Bush’s first Secretary of State, also a friend of John McCain’s for 25 years – has publicly endorsed Barack Obama, it will be fascinating to behold the McCain surrogates and under-the-radar whisperers as they try to spin this one away. Maybe we’ll get variations of these:

1. Colin Powell has no credibility anymore, ever since he lied at the United Nations.

2. Colin Powell, a longtime moderate and supporter of abortion, has never been a real Republican anyway.

3. Colin Powell lives in McLean, Virginia, and we all know that Northern Virginia is not the “real” Virginia.

4. ACORN put him up to it.

5. Black people always stick together.

6. We’ve still got Joe the Plumber.

Colin Powell’s symbolic power

And he’s merely the last of a long line of moderate and/or pragmatic conservatives that are jumping from the ship before it takes on water. Some of the unlikeliest of candidates:

Ken Adelman is a lifelong conservative Republican. Campaigned for Goldwater, was hired by Rumsfeld at the Office of Economic Opportunity under Nixon, was assistant to Defense Secretary Rumsfeld under Ford, served as Reagan’s director of arms control, and joined the Defense Policy Board for Rumsfeld’s second go-round at the Pentagon, in 2001. Adelman’s friendship with Rumsfeld, Cheney, and their wives goes back to the sixties, and he introduced Cheney to Paul Wolfowitz at a Washington brunch the day Reagan was sworn in.

In recent years, Adelman and his friends Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Wolfowitz fell out over his criticisms of the botching of the Iraq War. Still, he remains a bona-fide hawk (”not really a neo-con but a con-con”) who has never supported a Democrat for President in his life. Two weeks from now that’s going to change: Ken Adelman intends to vote for Barack Obama. He can hardly believe it himself.

Neocon Iraq War Promoter Adelman Endorses Obama

It’s easy to blame this on the war or the economy or even Katrina. But in reality the blame goes squarely to the party’s most visible member – President George W Bush. Under his leadership (or lack thereof) the party has engaged in such divisive and brazenly corrupt behavior that even the enemies of the Clintons had to cringe. And the result? Rubble:

A column, like a good movie, should have an arc — start here, end there and somehow connect the two. So this column will begin with the speech Condi Rice made to the Republican National Convention in 2000 in praise of George W. Bush and end with Colin Powell’s appearance Sunday on “Meet the Press” in praise of Barack Obama. Between the first and the second lie the ruins of the GOP, a party gone very, very wrong.

It is hard to avoid the conclusion that Bush and now John McCain have constructed a mean, grumpy, exclusive, narrow-minded and altogether retrograde Republican Party. It has the sharp scent of the old Barry Goldwater GOP — the angry one of 1964 and not the one perfumed by nostalgia — that is home, by design or mere dumb luck, to those who think that Obama is “The Madrassian Candidate.” Karl Rove, take a bow.

It is worth remembering that both Rice and Powell spoke to that Philadelphia convention. And it is worth recalling, too, that Bush ran as a “compassionate conservative” and had compiled a record as Texas governor to warrant the hope, if not the belief, that he was indeed a different sort of Republican. When he ran for re-election as governor in 1998, he went from 15 percent of the black vote to 27 percent, and from 28 percent of the Hispanic vote to an astounding 49 percent. Here was a coalition-builder of considerable achievement.

Now, all this is rubble …

Those of us who traveled with Bush in the 2000 campaign could tell that when he spoke of education, of the “soft bigotry of low expectations,” he meant it. Education, along with racial and ethnic reconciliation, was going to be his legacy. Then came 9/11, Afghanistan and finally the misbegotten war in Iraq. After that, nothing else really mattered. But just as Bush could not manage the wars, he could not manage his own party. His legacy is not merely in tatters. It does not, as he intended, even exist.

In the end, Powell was determined not to be one of the GOP’s useful idiots. Those moderates willing to overlook the choice of Palin, those capable of staying in a party where, soon enough, she could be an important or dominant force, retain the intellectual nimbleness that enabled them to persist in championing a war fought for duplicitous reasons and extol cultural values they do not for a minute share. Powell walked away from that, and others will follow — the second time that a senator from Arizona has led the GOP into the political wilderness.

RealClearPolitics – Articles – Powell Leaves the GOP Rubble

When will people learn that successful politics has and always will happen in the middle. You can set the agenda with your extremists, but you will never achieve political success when the fringe is running the show. You need real leadership and not party tricks or intimidation. McCain lost this election when he stopped being himself and started being George Maverick Bush. Don’t take it from me, this post on moderatevoices.com sums it all up:

I look up to Colin Powell.

He’s a fellow black man that happens to be a moderate Republican like myself. When there was speculation back in the mid-90s that he might run for president, I was hopeful. Here was a black man who had a real shot at the White House. When he became Secretary of State under Bush, I was excited that we had our first African American Secretary of State, a black man sharing the world stage.

But it wasn’t sheer racial pride that has made me an admire of the former head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He was a moderate in his party. Save one other person, he was the head of a more moderate face of the party, one that was inclusive and spoke to our dreams and hopes and not simply our fears.

So, when Colin Powell decides to break with his party and support Barack Obama, that says something to me.

It’s not as Rush Limbaugh says about a black guy supporting a black guy. What is says is how the GOP has lost centrists and independents that are key to helping the party win. If it were simply race, then Powell would have endorsed him long ago. No, this is about the dead end that the GOP, Colin Powell’s party, MY party has reached- it has done everything to focus on the base and the result come November 4 is that it will for a time, be an undignified rump,having scared off everyone that could have made it a winning party.

When this election season began in January, I was pulling for John McCain. He was the only one that I wanted. When it was Minnesota’s turn to vote, I supported him in the GOP caucus. I knew that he had a good environmental record and a solid history of reaching accross the isle. I knew he was a centrist conservative that could bring our nation together.

But he had to face the current GOP and that meant changing. I tired to hang on, knowing that this is what one has to do to get elected. The election is the silly season.

But what has soured me on McCain is what has soured Powell- the choice of a someone that isn’t ready to be President. Maybe McCain thought he had to please his base. But in doing so, he scared off moderates and independents and even a few conservatives in the long run.

And maybe that shows one of the mistakes of the McCain campaign: he forgot to take care of HIS base: moderates and independents, moderate Republicans and Democrats that appealed to his way of governing. His focus on drilling, allowed Democrats to effectively paint him as against the environment when his record suggested otherwise. His willingness to focus on tax cuts, something he once opposed, again allowed his opponents to paint him as a big spender. Both moves frustrated his original supporters.

During the final debate, McCain said that he wasn’t President Bush and that Senator Obama should not run against the President. One wonders, why didn’t he say something like that six months ago? What if he proposed a new agenda, a new conservatism?

Like Mr. Powell, I still think McCain is a good person at heart. But he has not given people like Powell and myself a reason to support him. I think Powell’s decision is something that is taking place among many Republicans tired of shenanigans of the last few years. Many of us hoped the Arizona Senator would chart a new course, but it didn’t turn out the way we expected.

What Limbaugh and to some extent, McCain, miss is that moderates and independents are important to a party’s success. The old strategy of the base plus one can’t cut it.

Ronald Reagan showed us a conservatism that was inclusive and expansive. For some reason, his followers in the GOP have missed that message. In his 1977 speech called “The New Republican Party,” Reagan had this to say:

And just to set the record straight, let me say this about our friends who are now Republicans but who do not identify themselves as conservatives: I want the record to show that I do not view the new revitalized Republican Party as one based on a principle of exclusion. After all, you do not get to be a majority party by searching for groups you won’t associate or work with. If we truly believe in our principles, we should sit down and talk. Talk with anyone, anywhere, at any time if it means talking about the principles for the Republican Party. Conservatism is not a narrow ideology, nor is it the exclusive property of conservative activists.

McCain forgot to widen the base. Maybe he has been listening to his consultants or hemmed in by the far right, but it shows that we Republicans have forgotten what Reagan told us so long ago.

What I hope is that after this election, the seeds of a new Republican party is born. I still believe in the GOP and still think it can change for the better. Yeah, I know that makes me a fool, but I am a conservative and this is my home.

In the end, Colin Powell had to do what he had to do: stand on principle and be true to himself. I just wish that was something John McCain had done.

Colin, John and Me

I hope that in 8 years we aren’t saying the same thing about the left, but history says that we will. Don’t know what form it will take (abortion, crime, foreign policy, etc.) but surely there’ll be some reason for Americans to want a new change – perhaps to a leaner, meaner, more inclusive and more on point GOP. Certainly all politicians can learn from the abject failure of the last 8 years, seemingly an idealogical bookend on America’s shelf.

All we need to do is keep the car in the middle lane – and to do that we need a good driver. Our current driver was drunk, veered off to the right and ran us into a tree. And his party wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

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September 21, 2008

Intelligent Foreign Affairs Debate



 

My 2 Foreign Affairs Mancrushes, Fareed Zakaria of Newsweek and Thomas Friedman of the NY Times discuss the importance of a new and robust Energy Policy and how it affects our foreign affairs not just in the Mid East, but also with Russia. You can also watch it here.

Also here is an amazing summit of 5 former Secretaries of State broadcast on CNN, described by some as the Most mature US foreign policy debate of the year:

Part 1

Part 2

Bonus

I love this stuff (as you can tell).

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September 10, 2008

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road



 

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN
: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON
: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where’ s my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of road?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need more black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his current problems before
adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that this chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No bird gave me any insider information about crossing.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the “other side.” Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you may become gay, also. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side.” That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why a chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it had experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads together.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only cross roads, but will integrate with those that lay eggs. Henhouse Explorer is an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stable than previous versions.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road pass beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Which way did he go?

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