July 10, 2008

Sepp Blatter on Modern Day Slavery

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What a complete idiot. How did this guy get his job? Only a myopic idiot like Sepp Blatter could have the unmitigated gall to compare a footballer making millions to a slave:

“If the player wants to play somewhere else, then a solution should be found,” said Blatter.

“Because if he stays in a club where he does not feel comfortable to play then it’s no good for the player and for the club.

“I’m always in favour to protect the player and if the player wants to leave, let him leave.”

Manchester United insists Ronaldo must stay to see out his contract and are expecting him to return to their Carrington training complex next week.

Since the landmark Bosman ruling, players are free to leave clubs when their deals are concluded.

But, says Blatter, that has inspired owners to tie footballers to long contracts so that the only way for them to leave is to pay up the remainder or get the buying club to do so.

He said: “I think in football there is too much modern slavery, transferring players or buying players here and there, and putting them somewhere. And we are trying now to intervene in such cases.”

Asked if he felt sympathy for Ronaldo’s current position, Blatter said: “Absolutely, absolutely”.

He added: “Definitely as a footballer and the Fifa president, I’m very in sympathy with the player Ronaldo.”

Has he no grasp of history? Or no respect for personal responsibility? Ronaldo hardly lives the life of a slave. He’s gallivanting off to exclusive beaches with hot women and is living the life of a king. Not a slave.

As far as sympathy for Ronaldo or others in his situation, Bosman ruling or not, here’s a bit of advice: Don’t sign the contract! If you want to pick and choose where you will play - sign a short term contract. Sure - it won’t be as lucrative, but that’s the cost of flexibility. Sure you can take the chance and sign for 5 years and think you can weasel your way out of it - but that could backfire on you. You’ve hired an agent - some would believe a smart one - make sure he’s doing right by you.

Blatter has been here in Silly Town before - he tried pushing his 6+5 plan for limiting foreign players in club sides even though it runs afoul of EU labor law. So this begs the question - who let this slanted nutter in the front door to begin with.

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June 19, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-06-19

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  • Guillem Balague Website http://tinyurl.com/5×9awk Exclusive Interview: Cristiano Ronaldo speaks of his ‘Dream step forward’ #
  • “It is a dream … it is a great opportunity, and as Scolari says, that train passes by only once, and we have to take advantage of it” #
  • http://tinyurl.com/4c47b6 “Cristiano Ronaldo has hinted very strongly that he is looking to leave the European champions for Real Madrid”Questo, secondo le regole casino online inizia il piatto ed incoraggia altri partecipanti a puntare. #
  • http://tinyurl.com/3w9q9t “Sky Sports News understands that [Ronaldo] is set to leave the Premier League and UEFA Champions League holders.” #

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May 21, 2008

They Must Be Punished

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It’s the Cold War Final. An English team with a Russian owner and an English team with an American owner playing in Moscow a week after a Russian fan was stabbed in Manchester and 18 months after a Russian defector at odds with Vladimir Putin was poisoned (allegedly) in London … with Polonium. Throw in an Israeli coach, a distant cousin of Mariah Carey, the no-tolerance police, rat infested jails, traditionally binge-drinking English fans and Russian hooligans bent on revenge and you have all the makings of a grand spectacle!



Dan Roan reports

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April 1, 2008

Message to Luciano Spalletti

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also applies to Mirko Slomka. Warm up the bus.

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December 23, 2007

Scattered Thoughts on 2007-12-23

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  • Kaka just broke Inter’s Samuel’s knee just from his skill on the ball. #


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  • I wonder, how many penalties have Man Utd been awarded in the last 5 minutes of home games in which they didn’t have the lead? 80%? Must be #
  • I think Rijkaard might soon be giving his parking space to Mourinho. #

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El Classico: Ronaldinho is done. He might be headed the way of Denilson (not the one at Arsenal)
Milan Derby: Ancelotti is still winless in Milan. Pirlo’s free kick was a thing of beauty.

Premiership: David Bentley is the future of England. Cristiano Ronaldo is a baad maan!

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November 13, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-13

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  • So Nebraska got some revenge by putting 73 on K State. They still suck and Bill Calahan will still get fired. RUN THE BALL, BILL! #
  • Notre Dame, Ohio State and Nick Saban all lose. It IS a good day. Unfortunately the Canes close down the OB with a 48-0 loss. OUCH! #
  • Looks like it will be LSU, Oregon and Oklahoma for the BCS Title. “Undefeated” Kansas are the biggest frauds since Kansas State in 98. #
  • Arsenal 3-1 win over Reading. Back on top of the table. As it should be. Meanwhile Brad Friedel wil be seeing Ronaldo in his nightmares! #
  • The Soccer Weblog: Taylor Twellman On His Bike http://urltea.com/22xp what a wonderful way to send your team to the final #
  • Scout.com: Peterson Has “Grade 2″ LCL Tear http://urltea.com/22xr So much for cracking 2000 yards. You knew it would happen sooner or later. #
  • Mark Hughes’ career in management is on an upward curve, writes Aidan O’Hara - Soccer, Sport - Independent.ie http://urltea.com/22xu #
  • Gloomy cloud follows winless Dolphins - International Herald Tribune http://urltea.com/22xy 0-9 lives here. Cam Cameron bit off too much. #
  • Italy copes again with death and violence - http://urltea.com/22y1 When will Italy start dealing with this violence? It’ll just happen again #
  • Seattlest: Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Israeli Pro Basketball Players http://urltea.com/22y3 Nuts! Dangers of playing abroad! #

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September 24, 2006

Anatomy of a Choke

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Up 37-21 with 9 minutes left in the game and they subsequently pissed it all away. Put that coffee down, Spartans. Coffee is for closers. Ugh!! Talk about making the silliest decisions when it matters most.

Florida only beat Kentucky 26-7 at home. Michigan shows that they don’t have a letdown in them. And Penn State played well, but lost as Joe Pa had to use the loo in the middle of the game. Makes me wonder about the classless sign by an Ohio State Supporter that read: ” Joe Pa: Boxers or Briefs? Depends.” Good football team, classless fans.

In other, more pleasant news, Thierry Henry returned for Arsenal and played a lively 90 minutes, involved in in some way in every one of Arsenal’s 3 goals today and the Gunners are firing again.

John Arne Riise has a wicked leg. So does Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s going to be scary if he ever learns to incorporate his dancing within a change of direction burst like Ronaldinho.

Frank Lampard has been found. It’s about time. Chelsea take temporary control of the tables as Portsmouth plays on Monday night.

Fred for Lyon looks to be the next Brazillian wonder striker. And here I was making fun of his name (supposedly pronounced FRE-ji).

Becks was brought on as a sub for the second time in a row for Real Madrid. If this continues, will he really want to extend his time in Madrid or perhaps become a big fish in the small pond here in the US. It may not exactly be the Pele/Beckenbauer New York Cosmos from decades ago, but I’m sure Becks/Djorkaeff or Becks/Donovan will draw a few spectators.

Champions League this week - no interesting matchups to speak of. Maybe Lille vs AC Milan or Inter vs Bayern, but I sure wanna see how Steaua Bucharest handle Fred!
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