November 4, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-04

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  • Yank on Yank crime: Clint Dempsey beats Marcus Hannehman in the 72nd and Fulham wins finally. http://urltea.com/1ze1 #
  • Rooney, Cesc, Ronaldo, Gallas (92nd, just over the line): Arsenal 2-2 Man Utd http://urltea.com/1ze8 Another late goal to salvage a point! #
  • “Arsenal add steel to its subtlety to draw with Manchester United” http://urltea.com/1zeh Meanwhile Liverpool draw at Blackburn, sit 7th #
  • Pompey scores 3 in the first 15 mins at Newcastle. Chelsea players upset at Ten Cate, take it out on Wigan 2-0. Everton slaugher The Rams. #
  • One game of the season down, one to go http://tinyurl.com/2aop57 Pats vs Colts. My player to watch: Ben Utecht #
  • Bama gives up 2 touchdowns in last 2 minutes, lose to LSU Nick Saban Bowl. Navy beats Notre Dame - first time in 40+ years. Life is Good!! #
  • 8th ranked Kansas put a 70 burger on Nebraska’s Black Shirts. Wow. I guess revenge IS sweet. http://tinyurl.com/2e7fkf #
  • South Carolina gave up 541 rushing yards to Arkansas? Ol’ ball coach must’ve thrown his visor clear to Bentonville. #
  • Waiting for Pats-Colts, the 2nd game of the year this weekend! 4:00 games wrapping up - Cincy losing again and Ocho Cinco stretchered off. #
  • Detroit 44-0 over Denver. Wow. Minnesota over San Diego. Carolina lost. David Carr sucks. It’s official. Saints over Jax. NO is making a run #
  • Atlanta beat the Niners in the Toilet Bowl and Tampa beat Arizona. Looks like the Packers will win. Favre’s first win over KC. #
  • Buffalo Cincy is over, mercifully. Jets Skins in OT. Tennessee eeks out another win. Vince Young’s QB rating may be 5 but they still win! #
  • Phil Simms’ hair is looking finely coiffed even if slightly displaced by his headset. Harrison, Ugoh and 2 LBs are out for Indy! Not good. #
  • Skins kick FG in OT. Poor 1-8 Jets. Peyton’s first pass to Anthony Gonzales. Like I said - watch Utecht. NE’s defense can be had. #
  • Would suck to live in Houston or the Bay Area now. They can’t see this game on CBS! Vinnatieri missed a 50 yard FG. Omen? #
  • Brady. SACKED. First play! #
  • Payton’s calling an excellent game - why he’s better than Brady IMO. He’s running while they have 37 playing a Buck LB. Addai is RED HOT. #
  • CBS is pissing me off with their slow replays. #
  • Indy 3-0 after 1Q. #
  • Colts red zone offense continues to suck. They got 2 gift PI calls and managed only 2 FGs. 7-6 Pats. #
  • Colts get first big play. 70 yd TD catch and run on a simple checkdown. Addai has serious wiggle. Announcer compares him to Barry Sanders. #
  • 13-7 Indy at the half. Indy’s playing very conservative on offense and keeping the Pats O off the field. #
  • Another 3-and-out for the Pats. Gameplan working to perfection. #
  • Defensive ballgame. Manning picked off then Brady sacked. Colts getting all the calls. Perhaps a little Cameragate Karma? #
  • I have a sinking feeling NE is setting Indy up for something big. #
  • My player to watch, Ben Utecht, records his first catch a minute before the end of the third quarter. Then Wayne drops a long pass from 18 #
  • Manning is the best QB, bar none, of his era. 3 years ago he’d be slinging the rock all over the field. Now he’s much more measured. #
  • His knowledge of the game and the strengths of the opponent, and his willingness to park his arm and ride Addai is what got him his ring! #
  • Pats drive down the field helped by a monster 50 yard catch by Moss. 20-17 Colts. Can they finish? Can they close the deal? Great teams do. #

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October 30, 2006

NFL Math

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I’m floating these NFL theorem and formulas - see if you like them:

  • Philly losing their third straight game = WIP callers wanting AJ Feeley to start
  • Down 41 points at halftime = Always Leave Early from the stadium
  • Ocho Cinco + a bad offensive line = nada y nada
  • Addai + Vinnatieri = Losing Edge
  • Brett Favre not passing Marino this year = Brett Favre sticking around for another season.
  • 2 late hits on Sage Rosenfels = One slightly late hit on Mike Vick
  • Damon Huard = System QB + damn good system
  • Super Bowl curse = alive and well
  • Meshawn + dropped open passes = a bad sign for your chances to win
  • Starting a rookie QB against the Giants D in the wind = fuhgeddaboudit
  • Trying to make something of a botched FG snap = trouble everytime
  • A running back throwing into double coverage = bad things
  • Michael Vick + effective passing from the pocket = Super Bowl contender
  • 4 INTs + 2 pick 6s against the Raiders = a loss (yes - even THE Raiders)
  • 1-6 Miami against 7-0 Chicago next week = tired 85 Bears vs Marino comparisons
  • Najeh Davenport highlight = some other silly poop joke
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