August 31, 2008

These Are Just Way Too Funny

Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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July 26, 2008

Bob Barr - Separated at Birth

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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Who does Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr look more like?

Bob Bar Jeremiah Wright separated at birth

Jeremiah Wright?

Bob Bar Bugs Bunny separated at birth

or Bugs Bunny imitating Teddy Roosevelt?


Bugs Bunny & Yosemite Sam - Ballot Box Bunny

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May 21, 2008

I am Cornholio

Filed under: TV, Cartoons — La Bestia @ 10:01 am
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Yo mama's so stupid she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.

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Best. Cartoon. Ever … before Family Guy.

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December 3, 2007

Eastern Europe and Family Guy Funnies

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A funny post about match fixing taking place in matches in certain Eastern European countries:

The majority of the teams involved come from Bulgaria, Georgia, Serbia, Croatia, Estonia, Lithuania and Latvia.

Hmm, what do these countries have in common? They all end in ‘A’? Undoubtedly. But they’re also all former territories or allies of the Soviet Union. These countries should receive a pass on these investigations. It’s been less than 2 decades since these nations could begin freely practicing capitalism, and even the smartest people have trouble grasping the subtle nuances of Adam Smith’s economics. For example, it took at least 3 visits to the VIP room before I deciphered the the cryptic language exotic dancers use to transact “special services”. Coincidentally, that lass was was from the the former Soviet Union as well.

And in a completely unrelated clip, a scene from Family Guy where Peter begs Death to go back in time to 1984 so he can party some more, and ends up screwing up the past. Totally Back To The Future-ish.

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November 12, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-12

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  • England player, including John Terry, trying to save McClaren’s job. How admirable But it may be too little too late. #
  • YouTube - Droopy-Dixieland Droopy http://urltea.com/22wm - one of my favorite cartoons. #
  • YouTube - Droopy-Homesteader Droopy http://urltea.com/22wv Another classic. “It’s the lawwwwww of the west.” #
  • Google to acquire Sprint Nextel for Mobile WiMax? - Engadget Mobile http://urltea.com/22wy I don’t think this will happen but interesting! #
  • This Kevin Garnett Thing is Working Out Quite Nicely, Huh? http://urltea.com/22wz “Only unbeaten team left… Best shooting team in the NBA” #
  • JS Online: Video: Time-lapse photography at Vikings-Packers game http://urltea.com/22×3 AWESOME! #
  • NOTRE DAME IS F’N TERRIBLE http://tinyurl.com/24l8mw Check out the pic http://urltea.com/22×5 hilarious! Poor Charlie. #
  • Benayoun a doubt for Israel clash http://urltea.com/22×7 England supporters are gripping with fear. At least Becks is back. #

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November 5, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-05

Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

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  • Indy pass rush has disappeared. Pats take 24-20 lead with 3:15 left. Another long pass on this drive for the Pats. #
  • Peyton Manning looking very 2003ish. Pats win 24-20. Only complancency or resting players will keep them from an undefeated season now. #
  • Holy crap. Adrian Peterson had 296 yards rushing today - a single game NFL record! That guy is on FYAH! #
  • Funny line from Family Guy: “Jim Henson took a wait and see attitude and allwe have now is wrong sounding muppets.” #
  • The Eye-Fi. It’s an SD memory card that adds Wi-Fi to any camera. http://tinyurl.com/33a2vo From your camera straight to Flickr! Or CamPhone #
  • Pac-Man meets Zork http://pac-txt.com/ #
  • PHP Basics http://old.climbtothestars.org/coding/phpbasic.php and other resources from Stephanie Booth of http://climbtothestars.org #
  • Andy Reid getting special treatment? http://tinyurl.com/32hh9p Just like Belicheck? I wonder: what if his sons dealt HGH? #
  • Screaming A Smith hates Joe Gibbs http://tinyurl.com/2563vq #
  • Google Phone OS announced http://tinyurl.com/2op5ls won’t be ready until Q4 of 2008 #
  • Apparently rumors of the Colts cheating were greatly exaggerated http://tinyurl.com/yuyhj5 #

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October 23, 2007

Loony Toons at Planet Joon

Yo mama's so ugly her face is closed on weekends!

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Look who’s the newest aspiring cartoonist.

walmart

You can find this and other great toons over at Planet Joon.

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